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  • The Sirens of Titan

  • By: Kurt Vonnegut
  • Narrated by: Jay Snyder
  • Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (3,878 ratings)

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The Sirens of Titan

By: Kurt Vonnegut
Narrated by: Jay Snyder
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The Sirens of Titan is an outrageous romp through space, time, and morality. The richest, most depraved man on Earth, Malachi Constant, is offered a chance to take a space journey to distant worlds with a beautiful woman at his side. Of course there's a catch to the invitation and a prophetic vision about the purpose of human life that only Vonnegut has the courage to tell.

As an added bonus, when you purchase our Audible Modern Vanguard production of Kurt Vonnegut's book, you'll also receive an exclusive Jim Atlas interview. This interview – where James Atlas interviews Gay Talese about the life and work of Kurt Vonnegut – begins as soon as the audiobook ends.

This production is part of our Audible Modern Vanguard line, a collection of important works from groundbreaking authors.
©1959 Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. (P)2008 Audible, Inc.

Critic reviews

“Vonnegut is George Orwell, Dr. Caligari and Flash Gordon compounded into one writer . . . a zany but moral mad scientist.” ( Time)
“His best book . . . He dares not only ask the ultimate question about the meaning of life, but to answer it.” ( Esquire)
“Reading Vonnegut is addictive!” ( Commonweal)

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Hands down my favorite story in all of fiction.

I love this story so much I do my best to forget it all after I've finished it. That way I can read it again in a few years time like it were new. Read this. Listen to it. Love it too.

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Wow!

This was a very long story that lacked the twists and turns which keeps a reader on edge. I like reading many books over again; however this one I will never read again. AUDIBLE 20 REVIEW SWEEPSTAKES ENTRY

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Fun and Interesting

Vonnegut has an incredible way of reframing humanity. He takes the reader along on a unique point of view to consider problems you've never thought about, and ones you've thought about a hundred times. Well performed too

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Barnstable Massachusetts is "Barn-sta-bull"

I would and should give this a full 5 stars all around, although for one odd error. Just as the President within the novel pronounces Warehouse as "Wirehouse", Progress as "Prugruss" and Chairs as "Cheers", Jay Snyder decided to pronounce Barnstable as "Barn-Stable" rather than what it really is called as "Barn-sta-bull" Massachusetts.
I'm a stickler for pronouncing Massachusetts Town names correctly.

aside that, enjoy the ride!

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Great Book. Ahead of its time

This book explores some very interesting topics, and paired with Vonneguts writing style, makes for some great brain food. If you are into exploring existential themes, or just want an off-beat space story, read and enjoy.

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Absolutely Outstanding

For me, Sirens of Titan was about as good as it gets. Okay, so it's only been out there what, 50 years? How'd I miss this thing. I thought I read it as a kid and kept blowing past it on lists to read. Did I say it's as good as it gets? Who cares if a few things here and there didn't make any sense. It was funnier'n shit. What praise could I possibly add that hasn't already been heaped on and said in the last half century. How 'bout a few memorable quotes:

Let's get the Fundamentalists out of the way:

‘The flag of that church will be blue and gold,’ said Rumfoord. ‘These words will be written on that flag in gold letters on a blue field: Take Care of the People, and God Almighty Will Take Care of Himself.”

“To us of the Church of God the Utterly Indifferent, there is nothing more cruel, more dangerous, more blasphemous that a man can do than to believe that - that luck, good or bad, is the hand of God!”

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"There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia."

How 'bout one for the minimalists:
"Every passing hour brings the Solar System forty-three thousand miles closer to Globular Cluster M13 in Hercules— and still there are some misfits who insist that there is no such thing as progress."

A couple of classic Kurt that I hope will live forever:
"I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center."

"Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile!"

I thoroughly enjoy Kurt Vonnegut's humor but I love him for his humanism; humanism that comes through on almost every page.

The narration by Dennis Boutsikaris did justice to the book and given what I just said about the book, that kind of says it all. Did I say this book is as good as it gets?

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Great Writer, Great Book

Don't know if everyone will love Vonnegut's writing as much as I do. He has a style that I just love. He does have a style very much like Douglas Adams ( or should I say Douglas Adams has Vonnegut's style -- cause Vonnegut was first). He has great explanations for the most ridiculous things. Absurd!!

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Was a good book

it was very interesting and the beginning was hilarious but I don't know if it has re-read value for me personally

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A wild ride

If you like a story with a unique and imaginative setting, this is for you.

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Brilliant opening-great book

Vonnegut is a favorite...and Sirens of Titan is among his best. Great for readers who enjoy philosophical authors who are crisp and witty.

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