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The Rosie Project: A Novel | [Graeme Simsion]

The Rosie Project: A Novel

Don Tillman, professor of genetics, has never been on a second date. So when an acquaintance informs him that he would make a "wonderful" husband, his first reaction is shock. Yet he must concede to the statistical probability that there is someone for everyone, and Don sets out to find the perfect partner. She will be punctual and logical - most definitely not a barmaid, a smoker, a drinker, or a late-arriver. Yet Rosie Jarman is all these things. She is also beguiling, fiery, intelligent - and on a quest of her own....
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Publisher's Summary

An international sensation, this hilarious, feel-good novel is narrated by an oddly charming and socially challenged genetics professor on an unusual quest: to find out if he is capable of true love.

Don Tillman, professor of genetics, has never been on a second date. He is a man who can count all his friends on the fingers of one hand, whose lifelong difficulty with social rituals has convinced him that he is simply not wired for romance. So when an acquaintance informs him that he would make a "wonderful" husband, his first reaction is shock. Yet he must concede to the statistical probability that there is someone for everyone, and he embarks upon The Wife Project. In the orderly, evidence-based manner with which he approaches all things, Don sets out to find the perfect partner. She will be punctual and logical - most definitely not a barmaid, a smoker, a drinker, or a late-arriver.

Yet Rosie Jarman is all these things. She is also beguiling, fiery, intelligent - and on a quest of her own. She is looking for her biological father, a search that a certain DNA expert might be able to help her with. Don's Wife Project takes a back burner to the Father Project and an unlikely relationship blooms, forcing the scientifically minded geneticist to confront the spontaneous whirlwind that is Rosie - and the realization that love is not always what looks good on paper.

The Rosie Project is a moving and hilarious novel for anyone who has ever tenaciously gone after life or love in the face of overwhelming challenges.

©2013 Graeme Simsion (P)2013 Simon & Schuster

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    Stevon Tempe, AZ, United States 08-18-14
    Stevon Tempe, AZ, United States 08-18-14 Member Since 2015

    I love books!

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    First time author, born in New Zealand who lives in Australia. A witty, well-written fairly short listen about a geneticist who is nerdy, emotionally stunted who is looking for the perfect woman for a life partner. This book is really entertaining, easily keeps your interest and is engrossing enough to keep at it and finish quickly.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Kelly Miller Rancho Murieta, CA 11-02-13
    Kelly Miller Rancho Murieta, CA 11-02-13 Member Since 2013
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    "It could be a story about Sheldon from Big Bang"
    Would you consider the audio edition of The Rosie Project to be better than the print version?

    didn't read the book


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Don


    What about Dan O'Grady’s performance did you like?

    Everything


    Any additional comments?

    Very good book. Made me laugh out loud several times. It was light and fun to listen to.

    7 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    S. Kreed The Rockies 10-14-13
    S. Kreed The Rockies 10-14-13 Member Since 2014
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    "What a recorded book should be"
    What made the experience of listening to The Rosie Project the most enjoyable?

    The combination of the story line and the excellent reader


    What did you like best about this story?

    The oddball's search for love.


    What about Dan O'Grady’s performance did you like?

    Everything. Good pacing, Excellent voicing


    If you could take any character from The Rosie Project out to dinner, who would it be and why?

    Rosie. I want to know what she is like and what drew her to Don


    Any additional comments?

    This is what an audio book should be like. I have countless books in my library that I could not listen to due to overly smooth inflections or ridiculous over-enunciation. If I could get past the voice, the problems with the story are often too much for me. The Rosie Project combined an entertaining story with a light heart and excellent voicing. I will be searching a long time before I find another one of these.

    10 of 12 people found this review helpful
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    Jeri 10-17-13
    Jeri 10-17-13 Member Since 2010
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    What did you love best about The Rosie Project?

    This is one of those stories that make you feel as if you CAN feel someone elses life. And reminds you that you can"t!! Normally I like my romance novels a little hot - this book was not at all. Yet the characters made my heart hurt. I loved it.


    9 of 11 people found this review helpful
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    MK 04-10-14
    MK 04-10-14

    bargain shopper

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    "Loved it!"

    I usually listen to non-fiction, yet decided to lighten up and listen to a good romantic novel. I was pleasantly surprised and really enjoyed this audiobook. The narrator was terrific and I found the story very entertaining. It is a sweet story with some laughs throughout. I highly recommend.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Douglas Richardson 12-31-13
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    Would you listen to another book narrated by Dan O'Grady?

    This is my only critique really, it's that while I like the narrator's voice overall, in this story, when he read women's lines, his voice went so quiet that I couldn't hear it. I was repeadedly messing with the volume trying to keep up with the story--too quiet, too loud.
    And this may be an issue with the mixer--credited at the end, and I thought, "that's the guy that made this so hard to hear!" It could probably simply have been "mixed" better for a consistent volume.


    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Jae Springfield, IL 07-21-15
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    "What a great book!"

    What fun it is to find a book that makes you laugh as much as this one. Unconventional love stories like this are the best. And now to download the sequel!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    MNO 07-18-15
    MNO 07-18-15 Member Since 2014
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    "Very enjoyable, quick listen"

    It's Like a beach read. Cute story. Enjoyed enough to download the sequel. I believe it's being made into a movie.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Sarah 07-16-15
    Sarah 07-16-15 Member Since 2014

    Book-lover and outdoor adventurer, with a long commute & serious addiction to audio-books.

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    "Fun and Light, but Interesting"
    Where does The Rosie Project rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    One of my favorites


    What did you like best about this story?

    The main character is so likeable and unique, and the book is, while bittersweet, ultimately uplifting without being sappy.


    What does Dan O'Grady bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    The narrator is perfect.


    Any additional comments?

    This is the kind of book I can safely recommend to anyone. Everyone I know who has read it has loved it.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    LSH 07-16-15
    LSH 07-16-15 Member Since 2015
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    "This is a charming page turner with interesting insights in the human dilemma"

    This is a very charming book that gives insights into Aspergers. It is a page turner and wise in many ways--for all of us, whoever we are.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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