Three words: Vampires versus Sasquatch.
Bill Ryder: undead geek, dateless dweeb, and legendary vampire is back in his wildest adventure yet.
A war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can’t be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity’s darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. Bill and his friends are the only chance we have... Lord help us all!
The vampire nation dispatches Bill to a faraway land to broker peace, but it’s not going to be easy. His enemies want him dead. Hell, some of his allies do too. Danger lurks at every turn and in places where he least expects it.
Now Bill must rely on his friends, master his fledgling powers, and use every four-letter word in his arsenal to stop the war, uncover the conspiracy, and solve the mystery that lies at the heart of the Mourning Woods.
The Mourning Woods: The Tome of Bill, Part 3 is a foul-mouthed horror hilarity by Rick Gualtieri, author of Bill the Vampire and Scary Dead Things.
©2012 Rick Gualtieri (P)2013 Rick Gualtieri
Audiobooks are great tool in dealing with my ADHD. They limit distractions while listening and I don't have to sit still. PS. I can't spell
Free Will Bill and company head north to my native land (Canada) as the vampire nation's last chance to avoid a war with big foot. Doctor Death the Diplomat's task is further complicated by the French vampire, Francious, the vampire ruling Canada. Control the maple and control Canada. "Tom" Hortons and "eh" punctuation hilarity ensue. Bill continues his inventive manipulation of his 4-letter vocabulary while Sally proves whose the "Alpha" in their relationship.
This series has become a bit of a guilty pleasure for me. The more I enjoy it, the more I fear my PC quotient is failing. For some reason I find this addictive series 100 proof entertainment; maybe it's because its "juvenile" humour makes me feel young again. The Tomes of Bill is a paranormal parody poking pun at packing, prods, paramores, politics, and peaceniks. Blobs, Bullwinkle, Draculas, environmentalists, french, human friends, nerds, ninjas, Scooby-doo, tree-huggers, vampires, yeti, witches, zombies, no beings are sacred.
The ending cries out for another Doctor Death adventure. This was the best performance yet by narrator Christopher John Fetherolf . He really nailed the "outrrrageous" french accent a la Monty Python. Christopher John Fetherolf has become Free Will Bill's voice and I really hope he continues as the narrator.
Strap on your little boy shorts and enjoy.
I've been a fan of fantasy and science fiction since childhhood. I kind burned out on sci-fi and now stick mainly to fantasy.
Yes. it was funny and I enjoyed it. The humor is good and I like the way the series pokes fun at all the tropes that have taken over all the other vampire novels.
The snarky humor. I actually did a spit take in the gym when listening to the scene where Bill meets the chieftan of the feet.
It definitely made me laugh out loud in several section and I don't do that very often.
If you are a fan of the romantic vampire stories which now dominate the genre then stay away from this one. This is primarily for guys. The humor is low-brow bathroom/gamer humor. The book is name mourning woods for goodness sake! If you want angst ridden vampires falling in love with a plucky heroine against their better judgement, or sparkly emo-vampires this isn't for you. Then again, if you have already read the first two books you already know what the series is about. If you like the others you will like this one if you didn't don't bother.I would say that by then end some of the jokes were getting a bit repetitious which is why I gave the story 4 stars instead of 5. Also, there are some technical issues with the recording. The voice will sound very close one minute and far away the next. Also, in several sections a paragraph was repeated twice. Hence the lower value for performance.
I liked and laughed at the first two Tome Of Bill books, and then I got to this one. I have to disclose that I am a 53 year old female scientist - not the target audience for male aimed humor. However this one had me LMAO! I still think of Turd!, Turd!, Turd! and bust up in giggles!
I read the kindle version of all of the Tome Of Bill books first, but I had to come back and pick this one up in Audible because I wanted to read it again and I heard that this narrator was so good - and I almost NEVER reread books.
The absolute unique plot and characters of not only this installment but the entire series.
This is such a unique story, I cant really compare it to other series.
The conquering nerd takes his show on the road.
I wish book 4 was available on audible.
all books horror. especially zombie
I love the mix of Horror and humor Rick Gualtieri puts into his writing. All three of these books are fresh , original, a bit scary and downright hilarious. I love it give us more!!
I liked the first two books dry humor and I identify with the hero. Except he has a job.
The dry wit of the protagonist and how he plays off his three friends and surprisingly also kicks butt.
Not outside of this series.
From the description, Sally. Horrible personality, great body but more loyal than you'd believe possible.
If you don't mind a little coarse language this is pretty funny and worth trying out the series with Bill the Vampire.
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