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Award-winning author, narrator, and screenwriter Neil Gaiman personally selected this book, and, using the tools of the Audiobook Creation Exchange (ACX), cast the narrator and produced this work for his audiobook label, Neil Gaiman Presents.
A few words from Neil on The Minotaur Takes a Cigarette Break: "When Steve and I talked about the ideal voice for M, he suggested Holter Graham….because 'Holter’s handling of the Minotaur’s grunt was PERFECT. Exactly what I heard in my head.'"
Five thousand years out of the Labyrinth, the Minotaur finds himself in the American South, living in a trailer park and working as a line cook at a steakhouse. No longer a devourer of human flesh, the Minotaur is a socially inept, lonely creature with very human needs. But over a two-week period, as his life dissolves into chaos, this broken and alienated immortal awakens to the possibility for happiness and to the capacity for love. "Sherrill also insinuates other mythological beasts - the Hermaphroditus, the Medusa - into the story, suggesting how the Southern landscape is shadowed by these myths. The plot centers around the Minotaur's feelings for Kelly, a waitress who is prone to epileptic fits. Does she reciprocate his affections? As the reader might expect, the course of interspecies love never does run smooth." (Publishers Weekly) Steven Sherrill created the artwork used for the audiobook edition of The Minotaur Takes a Cigarette Break.
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- Edmund W. Cheung
- 03-03-12
Beautifully narrated "Slice of Life" book.
This is one of those books that are much better hear over being read. The narration is perfectly paced and read. He captures the essence of the entire story with the single "Urrrrr" of the Minotaur. What I love most about the book is how the author captures the simple essences of life with wonderful prose and descriptions.
I actually had my daughter listen to many parts of this book to show her examples of how a great author can turn simple, mundane actions (e.g. cooking or driving or eating) can be turned into concepts and wonderful flourishing narratives without being overbearing or too "flowery."
Just a wonderful listen. Highly recommended.
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- Jamie
- 01-10-12
The mundane made magical
Any additional comments?
An unusual, whimsical twist on the most ordinary human existence. Thought-provoking and well crafted.
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- Visanu Euarchukiati
- 03-19-12
Fantastic beings in a mundane world
Where does The Minotaur Takes a Cigarette Break: A Novel rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
Very good.
What was one of the most memorable moments of The Minotaur Takes a Cigarette Break: A Novel?
The junk yard scene where M had an encounter with another ancient predator.
What about Holter Graham’s performance did you like?
The grunts. Very well acted.
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- Barbara
- 01-30-12
A fun read
I enjoyed reading this book. The minotaur? An unusual and appealing character. Yes, I've known people who did not use a lot of words. And people who have a past they would just-as-soon forget, and who are very neat and tidy with their things as a kind of protective ritual. The loneliness of living 5000 years, of outliving one's friends so many times was touching. The voice of the Minotaur--mostly expressive grunts was right on. The ending was a little weak for my taste, but I had a good time getting there--sometimes, that's enough.
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- Heather
- 06-21-22
Amazing
Never expected to be haunted (in the best way) by the presence of a Minotaur. But even though I listened to this book months ago, I still find myself thinking about M. What amazing character development. And narrated perfectly. When will the next Minotaur book come to audible? 🙏
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- carmen
- 05-25-12
Everyman
What made the experience of listening to The Minotaur Takes a Cigarette Break: A Novel the most enjoyable?
The Premise of the story was great. I think that everyone has felt like the Minotaur at some time in their life.
What other book might you compare The Minotaur Takes a Cigarette Break: A Novel to and why?
Maybe catcher in the rye or even twilight. There is an element of wanting so bad too fit in but feeling that you can't because you are too different but the truth is we are all unique
Which character – as performed by Holter Graham – was your favorite?
The Minotaur because he could not speak. I think we've all had times when we wanted so badly to express something and could not.
If you could take any character from The Minotaur Takes a Cigarette Break: A Novel out to dinner, who would it be and why?
Probably mr grubb he seemed like the nicest most
Non judgmental person. Also he seemed like a great boss who doesn't wish they had that
Any additional comments?
I bought it because I thought it would be funny but it actually was very touching and it made me feel less lonely. Which I am sure a lot of people feel at times even when you are actually surrounded by a lot of people who care like the Minotaur was
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- Rob H
- 02-16-15
Alton Brown's Favorite, but Not Mine
This wasn't a bad book, but not what I was expecting. There is no fantasy fiction here, just a common, if not mundane, life of fictional being living in (non-fictional) modern times.
There isn't anything particular that stands out from this book; much of it is simply the minotaur trying to get by in a today's world. He's not special, nor is his existence.
An interesting book; one that made me keep thinking about it after I was finished, but not one I would readily or heartily recommend to someone.
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- Patrick Nottingham
- 01-09-23
Left me depressed
It was mostly a story of a sad existence. I was really hoping for more of a cozy read but this wasn't it. A lot of people love this story but I've had my fill out tragic monster stories.
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- Penny
- 01-17-23
Excellent Reader!
Not much happens in this novel but i felt so bad about the poor besotted Minotaur i had to stop listening a couple of times. It was entertaining if you remember your greek mythology… as some of the other creatures appear briefly!
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- Coleslaw
- 03-05-13
Like Charles Portis with a bit more fantasy
After letting it languish in my wish list for months, I heard Alton Brown recommend this book and decided that was all the push I needed to dive in. I'm glad I did.
Listening to the Minotaur, I was reminded of the work of another of my favorite authors, Charles Portis (best known for True Grit, but all five of his novels are winners). Sherrill's meandering narrative, steady rhythm and low-key Southern brand of humor share a lot with Portis.
In some ways, I see the Minotaur as a meditation on masculinity--both its lighter and darker sides. The author certainly doesn't bombard you with sweeping generalizations, but when he does make the occasional broad observation on the male psyche, I found little to argue with.
My criticisms are few, and mostly inconsequential to my enjoyment of the book. More curiosities than complaints. The Minotaur's workplace, Grub's Rib, is initially sketched out as a greasy roadside BBQ joint, but in later chapters seems to feel more like a trendy haute cuisine establishment. The time setting feels a little inconsistent as well--early on, I felt like there were clear indications that the book takes place in the early 90's, but later details seem to contradict this. I suppose, given the Minotaur's foggy recollection of his own five millenia on the Earth, this kind of thing can be forgiven--perhaps is even intentional.
These are minor issues, though--in fact, they're the kinds of things I only notice when a book draws me in. Holter Graham's narration is excellent, accentuating the Minotaur's taciturn grunts, the varied drawls of his co-workers, and the epicurean appeal of the fare they serve up.
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