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The Genitalia Scrolls: The Bottom Line from Upper Space | [Barry E. Gaines]

The Genitalia Scrolls: The Bottom Line from Upper Space

Do any of you remember that Halloween when aliens from another world demonstrated their abilities, which affected our sex lives? They believe we've taken our genitalia for granted and have committed GOOC (genitalia out of control) on Earth. They're concerned we will eventually overpopulate our planet and seek new worlds to Gooc, including their own. To address this, the aliens have chosen messengers around the world to spread their words....
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A humorous, cosmic take on our sexuality, as seen through the eyes of an extraterrestrial and told by the writer who made contact.

Do any of you remember that Halloween when aliens from another world demonstrated their abilities, which affected our sex lives? They believe we've taken our genitalia for granted and have committed GOOC (genitalia out of control) on Earth. They're concerned we will eventually overpopulate our planet and seek new worlds to Gooc, including their own. To address this, the aliens have chosen messengers around the world to spread their words. This is the story and mission of one of the chosen.

Valdek an extraterrestrial from the planet Vi-Kal-Der, makes contact with Evan Wallace Simon, a single out-of-work writer, as liaison. Simon goes through a gauntlet of trials as he delivers their message to friends, a love interest, the media, and government agencies. The aliens present us with their Genitalia Scrolls as a guideline to stop GOOC, with the hope that we will join UGAP (the United Galactic Alliance of Planets) for better intergeni-galactic relations.

©2011 Barry E. Gaines (P)2012 Barry E. Gaines

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    If you could sum up The Genitalia Scrolls: The Bottom Line from Upper Space in three words, what would they be?

    One Month Sexless


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    The bible, in modern times... kind of.


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    Imagine being stuck with a message that you must teach to all human kind because you are a human... how would you do it? How would you be accepted? What would stop you from this?

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