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The Dog of the South | [Charles Portis]

The Dog of the South

The Dog of the South is the story of Ray Midge as he tracks down his wife, Norma, who has run off with her first husband, by following credit card receipts (his credit card!). Midge starts out in Norma's lover's compact car, which has 74,000 miles on it and a quarter-turn slack in the steering wheel (they took his Ford Torino!). The trail leads from Arkansas, down to Mexico, and into Honduras.
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The Dog of the South is the story of Ray Midge as he tracks down his wife, Norma, who has run off with her first husband, by following credit card receipts (his credit card!). Midge starts out in Norma's lover's compact car, which has 74,000 miles on it and a quarter-turn slack in the steering wheel (they took his Ford Torino!). The trail leads from Arkansas, down to Mexico, and into Honduras, where Midge stops to help, and of course gets entangled with, Dr. Reo Symes in his broken down bus, "The Dog of the South". Symes is a pure Portis character, a crazily optimistic dreamer obsessed with secret knowledge and with one John Selmer Dix, the elusive writer of inspirational books for salesmen. As Midge chases Norma and Symes and tries to sort the true from the false Dix sightings, Portis spins an extraordinary novel that addresses with comic eloquence the deep longing of the American psyche for things just to make some sense.

As a novelist of unique wit and vision, Charles Portis has invited comparisons to Thomas Pynchon and Don DeLillo, and his writing has garnered accolades from the likes of Roy Blount, Jr., Nora Ephron, and Sam Shepard. This classic novel, the first in a series of Portis re-issues, is a perfect invitation into this master's brilliantly singular view of America.

©1979 Charles Portis; (P)2001 Blackstone Audiobooks

What the Critics Say

"Hilarious and heart breakingly odd....You find yourself laughing so hard in sections that tears run down your face." (The Baltimore Sun)
"Herein one find the author's storied gift for humorous embellishment, characterization, and regional dialogue, all of which are served up in crisply brisk tones by Edward Lewis." (AudioFile)

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    Paul Watertown, ma, United States 03-19-07
    Paul Watertown, ma, United States 03-19-07

    Something about myself...happy now?

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    "Top Ten Funniest Books"

    This is one of my favorite books. It's almost impossible to find in bookstores and I always wind up giving the copies I find to people, which means that I never get them back. So I was surprised to find this in the Audible library.

    The ease with which Portis lays down this odd tales of odd people doing odd things makes the whole thing seem normal. Ray Midge is a triumph of logic over reason. It's hard to give examples of how screamingly funny the writing it since the humor is tied so closely to the plot and the characters. A line like "Some people say he flicked cigarette butts on to babies in their strollers, but he wasn't that kind of man, Speed", require so much background you wind up telling the whole story.

    Edward Lewis does a great job of voicing Midge and the other characters. At first, the slightly over-long pauses get on your nerves, but once the book gets going it's exactly the right choice for the character. Lewis doesn't hit a sour note throughout the book.

    Download and enjoy!

    7 of 7 people found this review helpful
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    Jonathan Lynchburg, VA, United States 01-13-11
    Jonathan Lynchburg, VA, United States 01-13-11
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    "Terrific book; missing material"

    5 stars for the novel, which is wonderfully funny, rich, and strange. I like the dry, slow-paced narration as well.

    Unfortunately this audiobook is missing a substantial part of Chapter 4, despite being advertised as "unabridged." I was looking at my paperback copy of the book when I realized that the audio narration ends Chapter 4 far too early, concluding with Dr. Symes saying "You might as well play Parcheesi for 2 years" and then going right to Chapter 5. About 13 1/2 pages in the novel are omitted. All the great stuff about John Selby Dix being better than Shakespeare, and all non-Dix writing mere "foul grunting," is gone.

    I didn't check the rest for any missing passages but at least this section is incomplete, which is unfortunate.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Diana Rocky, OK, USA 05-16-08
    Diana Rocky, OK, USA 05-16-08
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    "Very Funny Listen"

    This is one of my husband's and my favorite audio books. The reader does such a fine job that he makes Ray Midge completely believable. It also helps if you have friends or relatives like him, which most of us in the South probably do. Charles Portis is wonderful at assembling unlikely casts of characters, throwing them all together and making them work. Only one other book that he has written is more favored by me, and that is Gringos, which is not offered on audio, but it, too, is a very funny book.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Jerry Roseville, CA, United States 01-24-11
    Jerry Roseville, CA, United States 01-24-11
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    "No plot although some funny quips; reader is good"

    The reader of this book is very good. However, the book itself just goes nowhere. Halfway through I kept asking myself--where is this book going? Unfortunately there was no pay off. It's just a random string of events concerning a bunch of people that are very un-likeable. There is no payoff and no real redemption for any of the characters. The only thing that makes up for it is the sometimes very funny quips and odd "insights" that the fictional author comes up with. The reader is also very good which made getting through the book bearable. However, I was very disappointed after hearing/reading True Grit. I can't believe the same author wrote both books...

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Kathryn MINNEAPOLIS, MN, United States 01-21-11
    Kathryn MINNEAPOLIS, MN, United States 01-21-11
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    "Sloooowwwww"

    While much of the writing is smart, I kept waiting for something significant to happen. The main character became more and more unlikable as the book went on.

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    Jean AUSTIN, TX, United States 07-05-10
    Jean AUSTIN, TX, United States 07-05-10
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    "Great Combo of Book & Reader"

    Loved the dry, sneaky humor of this book - and it was perfectly captured by the flat tones of the reader. The completely clueless hero details amazing adventures as if he's doing what anyone else would do: drive off in a broken-down car with only a stack of savings bonds and a box of silverware on the trail of his wife and her former husband. Of course he links up with a doctor who's lost his license; of course he ends up in Belize; of course he finds his wife during the immediate aftermath of a hurricane. And of course it's all totally understandable given the circumstances - and especially as read by Edward Lewis. Highly recommended!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Lainnie San Marino, CA, USA 10-27-09
    Lainnie San Marino, CA, USA 10-27-09
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    "Great Southern Humor"

    A total delight. Edward Lewis read the book with excellent detail. One of my favorite books to listen to so far!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Hannah Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 02-19-05
    Hannah Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 02-19-05

    I have been a consistent, possibly obsessed audiobook listener since 2003. My listening ranges from suspenseful mysteries to science and technology, but I return again and again to the unexpected depth and breadth of books which fall into the "Mysteries and Thrillers" category.

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    "Unexpected"

    The story is ambling, quirky and completely satisfying. The reader is superb.

    4 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Dennis ST Louis, MO, USA 01-30-05
    Dennis ST Louis, MO, USA 01-30-05
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    "Funny and well written"

    My favorite "listen" in 2004.

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    Nate W. St. Louis, MO. USA 05-14-13
    Nate W. St. Louis, MO. USA 05-14-13
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    "Reads Like a Coen Brothers Film . . ."

    Dry, very funny, and odd in the best possible way, this isn't the book for you if you want adventure, intrigue, drama, or really even that much of a plot.

    Portis doesn't seem interested in those things, focussing his writing instead on the social quirks, delusions of grandeur, and general weirdness of the hopelessly pathetic cast of losers he assembles. He describes these things in effortless and idiosyncratic detail, and crafts dialogue between the characters throughout that will -- if you're in on the joke -- make you laugh hard.

    Reading Portis' novels, it's easy to see why the Coen brothers produced a film of his "True Grit." If you're an admirer of their films, you will feel like you're cracking their code when you read Portis. His penchant for eccentric characters and oddball humor was clearly an influence on them.

    One final note: Edward Lewis' narration was among the best I've ever heard. By this I mean that it perfectly captures the tone of the book and personality of each character, most notably Ray Midge. It matched -- and added to -- the material in the way you want great narration to do. I wish he would narrate more books in this vein, but for the most part the rest of his catalog seems more conventional.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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