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The Consultant Audiobook

The Consultant

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Publisher's Summary

CompWare is in serious trouble after a promised merger falls through, so they do what other businesses have done to bolster their public image: They hire a consulting firm to review and streamline their business practices.

But there's something strange about the firm they hire - more specifically, the quirky gentleman who arrives to supervise the project: Mr. Patoff, tall and thin, wearing a bow tie, and with an odd smile that never quite reaches his eyes.

In his first interactions, the consultant asks inappropriate questions and generally seems a nuisance. Over time Patoff gains power to the point where he seems to be running the whole company. He enacts arbitrary and invasive changes to office protocol; he places cameras all over the building, causing paranoia among the workers; he calls employees at all hours of the night; and he visits some of their homes and menaces their families. People who defy the consultant get fired...or worse. The employees of CompWare soon realize they're not just fighting for their jobs: They're fighting for their lives.

The Consultant is a biting workplace satire with the horrific touches only Bentley Little could provide.

©2015 Bentley Little (P)2015 Blackstone Audio, Inc.

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    Mary Meadows WAKE FOREST, NC, United States 02-09-16
    Mary Meadows WAKE FOREST, NC, United States 02-09-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Disappointed - the book was"

    Great for the first half, from the halfway point to 3/4 it was just so- so and from that point on I simply couldn't wait for the book to end. If you have invested your interest in a book and have 34 minutes left and could care less how it ended that shows pretty much what I thought of this book. The author seems to have quite a few fans and maybe I just happened to pick a book I couldn't get into on my first go round. I personally do not recommend.

    43 of 47 people found this review helpful
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    Kitty 04-18-16
    Kitty 04-18-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Disappointing."

    I was extremely disappointed in this book particularly because it started out so well. The first half of the book was clever and funny, almost brilliant, but by the time the second half of the book was underway I began to get the distinct impression that the author started writing with no idea where the story was going and never did figure it out, so just descended into self-indulgent absurdity. If you are waiting for the conclusion to figure out what the point of the book is, don't bother - there isn't one. I feel like this could have been a really great book if the author hadn't flaked out.

    6 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Charles Atkinson Greensboro, NC, United States 04-17-16
    Charles Atkinson Greensboro, NC, United States 04-17-16 Member Since 2015

    Dept Q, Harry Hole... where are you?

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    "Juvenile Mystery/Horror"

    I am sure there is a metaphor that makes this a revelation to some, but I found it ridiculous. From the beginning it reads like a poor version of Stepford Wives. There is no realism, no logical responses or behavior by either the consultant or the workers.

    Rather than introduce a stressful, tense business situation realistically, the consultant is creepy, inhuman, makes inappropriate comments that would immediately terminate any contract. So what transpires from the first pages is smart, relational employees act weak and ignorantly as if the only reason for living is the corporation. I suppose that is the metaphor. If so, it is entirely unnecessary.

    16 of 18 people found this review helpful
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    Paul 04-20-16
    Paul 04-20-16 Member Since 2008
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    "The Worst Audible Book I've Ever Listened To"
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    I rarely, if ever, write book reviews. But this book was so awful, I have to vent. It starts with an interesting premise that caught my attention. But it soon drifts into a story line so predictable and redundant, I easily followed along by listening to approximately the first minute of each chapter. The ending was just ridiculous. It could've been written by a junior high school kid. Perhaps the author intended to write a satire, but this book is so bad I have to wonder if the entire book was really just a twisted joke. I'd never heard of Bentley Little before and now wouldn't touch anything he's written with a ten foot pole. I will be contacting Audible and demanding a full refund. I've been a loyal listener for many years. I always have an Audible book going. This book was an assault on my intelligence and a complete waste of time and money.

    10 of 11 people found this review helpful
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    S. Craig Yamasaki 04-18-16 Member Since 2016
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    "EGREGIOUSLY POORLY WRITTEN!!!"

    Interesting premise, that became so disgusting and exploitive, I returned it.
    Although well performed this book is simply dreadful. Trust me this author is a vain and a poor facsimile of Brett Easton Ellis.

    10 of 11 people found this review helpful
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    Matthew SEATTLE, WA, United States 01-21-16
    Matthew SEATTLE, WA, United States 01-21-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Simply get this book and listen to it!"
    What made the experience of listening to The Consultant the most enjoyable?

    Gosh where do I go begin. They all are great. I think the more absurd/gruesome/weird, the better, and there are countless ones in this offering.
    The story, the characters, the concept, all amazing. Contemporary, and believable to the extent that they could be, this is a remarkable book.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Regis Patoff is one creepy dude, and highly entertaining. Some of his most obtuse situations simply make your head shake.


    Which character – as performed by Ramiz Monsef – was your favorite?

    As above, The Consultant is my hands down fave. Ramiz brings him to life consistently and creepily, with enough of an edge to make him interesting . This was my first experience listening to an offering by Monsef, and it definitely won't be my last.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    The company cafeteria scene was so different that I had to go back and relisten.


    Any additional comments?

    This is one wild ride. It won't be for everyone, to be sure, as it contains several sexual and gruesome scenes that might be much for everyone ( even I thought some of the references were gratuitous ) but in the context of the story overall they made sense.

    One of the best of the year ( in category ) and highly, highly recommended.

    35 of 42 people found this review helpful
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    Victor D 04-19-16
    Victor D 04-19-16
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    "No idea how this ever got published"

    This was a total waste, if it hadn't been a "daily deal" I'd demand a refund. Avoid it and listen to anything else, which will be better.

    12 of 14 people found this review helpful
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    John D Strandell 05-02-16 Member Since 2013
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    "Seriously! This was the worst audio book ever."
    What disappointed you about The Consultant?

    The most implausible piece of crap ever. Bentley kept coming up with the most ridiculous scenarios at this office that NO human would put up with to keep a job, but I had had enough when he started to video the use of toilet paper in the women's (and men's) can to cut costs. I skipped several chapters to get to the end, Why? I must be nuts to have stayed with it as long as I did. What drivel!


    What could Bentley Little have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

    Burn it.... flush it .....not written it.


    What do you think the narrator could have done better?

    I don't know how he could keep from laughing out loud at it.


    You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?

    None


    Any additional comments?

    I wonder about some of the ratings that appear on the site. If they are real. How any one could give this thing 4 or 5 stars is beyond me.

    7 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    D.G. San Ramon, CA 04-29-16
    D.G. San Ramon, CA 04-29-16 Member Since 2008
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    "I Had to Give Up"

    I'm not quite halfway and I can't take it anymore. The story just gets more and more ridiculous and not in a fun, amusing way. I keep waiting for the big twist and it seems clear it's not coming. I really enjoy workplace satire, but this is more like a bad, low-grade workplace horror story. Add to that the frequent, out-of-context, juvenile sex scenes and it's just not enjoyable.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    T0ny 04-22-16
    T0ny 04-22-16
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    "Well written with horribly awful plotline."

    Almost stopped listening to it because the plot was so far fetched. Wished I had because the ending was stupid and left me very unsatisfied. Kina the same feeling I had at the end of the show Lost. just waiting for all these loose ends to be tied together in an amazing ending that explains everything. Not the case here.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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  • Johanna
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    11/13/15
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    "Not the best from Bentley Little"
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    I enjoyed Bentley Little's Haunted very much so, I had a high expectations of his new book The Consultant. The story starts really well and I enjoyed the first half of the book but, the second half just gets silly and the end was not what I hoped or expected from this Author.
    There has been times I have got to the end of a Stephen King book (IT for example) and thought what was that about? Had similar reactions to The Consultant. It is as if towards the end of the book he lost vision of where the story was going.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Captain Haddock
    England UK
    11/12/15
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    "Promised So much, yet gave so little"
    What would have made The Consultant better?

    The author writes in a very predictable way. He could have made the consultant a very dark, mysterious character, but within a few minutes of meeting him, we know he is odd, and he seems to be more like a sinister clown.


    What was most disappointing about Bentley Little’s story?

    The predictability of it. The gratuitous sex descriptions - these weren't necessary, and the way he took a great idea and made it half-rate and dragged it out.


    What three words best describe Ramiz Monsef’s performance?

    Ok, but not consistent. You can tell when he stopped for breaks.


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    Disappointment and boredom


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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