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The Accidental Vampire: Argeneau Vampires, Book 7 | [Lynsay Sands]

The Accidental Vampire: Argeneau Vampires, Book 7

Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black's been catching her z's in a coffin, staying out of the sun, and giving up garlic. She knows there's more to being undead than what she saw in Dracula, but she can't very well ask her mortal friends about proper biting etiquette. But when her neighbors placed a personal ad for her in the local paper, she never imagined she'd meet Victor Argeneau, a vampire who could have his pick of any woman - dead or alive.
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Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black's been catching her z's in a coffin, staying out of the sun, and giving up garlic. She knows there's more to being undead than what she saw in Dracula, but she can't very well ask her mortal friends about proper biting etiquette.

But when her neighbors placed a personal ad for her in the local paper, she never imagined she'd meet Victor Argeneau, a vampire who could have his pick of any woman - dead or alive. Rich, powerful, and drop-dead gorgeous, Victor's the perfect man for a novice neck-biter like Elvi. He's willing to teach her everything he knows, but he'll have to do it fast. Someone's out to put a stake through her new vamp life, and only Victor can keep her safe - and satisfied - for all eternity.

Love in vein: listen to more tales of the Argeneau Vampires.

©2008 Lynsay Sands; (P)2009 HarperCollins Publishers

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    Startle1 11-19-10
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    "Last chapter has been added"

    The last chapter has been added. Re-download your book.
    I love Lynsay Sand's books.

    8 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    Wendy Lakewood, CO, United States 10-31-10
    Wendy Lakewood, CO, United States 10-31-10 Member Since 2009
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    The entire book downloaded for me. The narrator is horrible, but I still enjoyed the book.

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    Amazon Customer Lynnwood, WA, United States 11-21-09
    Amazon Customer Lynnwood, WA, United States 11-21-09 Member Since 2008
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    "The Accidental Vampire"

    The book was good - Only problem was the recording wasn't complete. The last 5-10 minutes was missing. It like reading a good book and the last 5 pages are missing

    8 of 9 people found this review helpful
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    Angela Crowther San jose, Ca United States 11-24-09
    Angela Crowther San jose, Ca United States 11-24-09 Member Since 2009
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    "Missing last chapter"

    For whatever reason last chapter is missing.

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    Rachel 11-26-09
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    "the Accidental Vampire"

    They forgot to put in the last chapter. I'm serious. Chapter twenty-one of the book was left out. It cuts off after chapter twenty and leaves the wrap-up 'un-wrapped'. I had to go to my copy of the book and flip to the back to finish the story because it's not part of the audio book I just bought. (The rest of the book was great but it p!$$ed me off to not get the ending of the book.)

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    Mary Odenton, MD, USA 01-08-10
    Mary Odenton, MD, USA 01-08-10 Member Since 2008
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    "Last Chapter missing"

    I enjoy all of Lynsay Sands books. They make me laugh. However I can not recommend this one because the last chapter is missing. Victor was just about to talk with his brother, the head of the Vampire Council when it ended. I have notified audible.com and hopefully they will be able to find the missing chapter and add it to Part 2.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Delilah Pacific NorthWest, United States 12-25-09
    Delilah Pacific NorthWest, United States 12-25-09 Member Since 2009

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    "The Accidental Vampire"

    The last chapter of the book is missing, so it has no finish. I wrote Audible about this and they said they were "checking". Hopefully they will be able to get this fixed. Otherwise the book is great.

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    brandice NEWPORT NEWS, VA, United States 10-01-11
    brandice NEWPORT NEWS, VA, United States 10-01-11 Member Since 2011
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    "the last chapter is here"

    the book is sexy an funny i found my self jumping up talking to the air trying to guess before you get to the part .. she has a way on spending a love story so u can laugh, fall in love , an want to hit the men or woman up the hand but you keep reading for more i can't wait to read the next book. BUT THE LAST CHAPTER is here.... But the reader is well.... not so good she takes to many breaths an it hard to get in to the store :( but the book it self 5 stars. i like how she movies with the last book an so on an so on i have be come a true fan for life..

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    KIA melbourne, Australia 07-14-11
    KIA melbourne, Australia 07-14-11
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    "Ok."

    This book was ok from this series. I just think it was a little outrageous with the whole town protecting a vamp, but it works since Sands explains the closeness of the town’s relationship with the main female character

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    Maureen 02-11-10
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    I have read all of lynsay sands books and really enjoy listening to them again. A fun and enjoyable listen.

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  • MRS S GARDNER-WATTS
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    "Another funny instalment"
    Would you consider the audio edition of The Accidental Vampire to be better than the print version?

    Having read the book and listened I would say they are both good but I did enjoy reading the book a touch more


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Mable was my fav just because it was so funny when she was riding until the cows came home lol !


    What three words best describe Victoria McGee’s performance?

    Good character voices


    If you made a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    Young again! And dead?


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    The narrators characters voices performance was good but I found her general reading voice of the story a bit to paused and breathy a little bit distracting but ok.

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    EH52 6DJ, Scotland, UK
    9/25/14
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    Would you consider the audio edition of The Accidental Vampire to be better than the print version?

    Love to listen to books doing my house work


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    Realy love this series by lynsay sand. I am a big fan of twilight and this takesthe hole vampire angle in a hole new direction. Ever book is a great read cant wait for next book

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