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There are eight million stories in the City of Angels but only one man can stumble upon the body of a former client while being chased by a pair of Dobermans and a deranged psycho dressed as a sheep. That man is Cole McGinnis. Since his last life-threatening case years ago, McGinnis has married the love of his life, Jae-Min Kim, consulted for the LAPD, and investigated cases as a private detective for hire. Yet nothing could have prepared him for the shocking discovery of a dead, grandmotherly woman at his feet and the cascade of murders that follows.
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Rhys shifted the bar up higher and then cleared it
- By Kindle Customer on 02-18-20
By: Rhys Ford
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The Lesser Dead
- By: Christopher Buehlman
- Narrated by: Christopher Buehlman
- Length: 9 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,111
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2,858
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,852
New York City in 1978 is a dirty, dangerous place to live - and die. Joey Peacock knows this as well as anybody - he has spent the last forty years as an adolescent vampire, perfecting the routine he now enjoys: womanizing in punk clubs and discotheques, feeding by night, and sleeping by day with others of his kind in the macabre labyrinth under the city's sidewalks.
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2 out of 5 stars
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NICE GUYS NEARLY ALWAYS FINISH LAST
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 05-27-17
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Horror Stories
- Twenty-Six Scary Tales
- By: Jack Kilborn, J. A. Konrath
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 315
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This collection features a menagerie of horror stories. Some are scary. Some are disturbing. Some are funny. Meet werewolves, vampires, zombies, psychopaths, aliens, cannibals, ghosts, and various things that go bump in the night. Previously published in dozens of anthologies and magazines, some of these tales are mild, but some are extreme. Let the reader beware...
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5 out of 5 stars
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IS A PIECE OF A@@, WORTH PRISON?, HELL YA!
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 02-10-16
By: Jack Kilborn, and others
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Gotcha!
- By: Christie Craig
- Narrated by: Courtney Patterson
- Length: 11 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 184
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 166
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Macy Tucker was five years old when her beloved grandfather dropped dead in his spaghetti. At 12, her father left his family in the dust. At 25, her husband gave his secretary a pre-Christmas bonus in bed, and Macy gave him the boot. To put things lightly, men have been undependable. That's why dating's off the menu. Macy is focused on putting herself through law school - which means being the delivery girl for Papa's Pizza.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fun Read
- By Kim O. on 09-13-18
By: Christie Craig
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Permanent Midnight
- A Memoir (20th Anniversary Edition)
- By: Jerry Stahl, Nic Sheff - foreword
- Narrated by: Jerry Stahl, Scott Merriman
- Length: 11 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 72
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 70
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A searing confessional infused with the darkest humor, Permanent Midnight chronicles the opiated abyss of a Hollywood screenwriter and his formidable climb into sobriety. Made into a major motion picture starring Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson, Permanent Midnight is revered by critics and an ever-growing cult of devoted fans as one of the most compelling contemporary memoirs.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Point deduction for the recording
- By Amazon Customer on 11-21-20
By: Jerry Stahl, and others
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Autobiography of a Fat Bride
- True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
- By: Laurie Notaro
- Narrated by: Hillary Huber
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 50
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 42
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Story4 out of 5 stars 43
In Autobiography of a Fat Bride, Laurie Notaro tries painfully to make the transition from all-night partyer and bar-stool regular to mortgagee with plumbing problems and no air conditioning. Laurie finds grown-up life just as harrowing as her reckless youth, as she meets Mr. Right, moves in, settles down, and crosses the toe-stubbing threshold of matrimony.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Hilarious
- By MissSusie66 on 05-10-12
By: Laurie Notaro
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Crooked Little Vein
- A Novel
- By: Warren Ellis
- Narrated by: Todd McLaren
- Length: 5 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 308
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 238
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Michael McGill is a burned-out private detective who suddenly becomes enlisted by an army of presidential goons to retrieve the Constitution of the United States, but not the one we all know about. This would be the real Constitution (the one with invisible amendments), created by some of the Founding Fathers as a fall back for their great experiment.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Ignore the prude
- By shawn on 01-14-08
By: Warren Ellis
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Leather Maiden
- By: Joe Lansdale
- Narrated by: Tom Butler
- Length: 9 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 51
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 38
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 38
Edgar Award winner Joe R. Lansdale writes outrageous fiction that rockets along with violent spikes of action and intense humor. Gulf War vet Cason Statler has moved back to his East Texas hometown after losing his job as a reporter in Houston (sleeping with both the boss' wife and 30-year-old stepdaughter has a way of ruining career prospects). But when his new gig has him investigating a local girl's disappearance, Cason opens a can of worms that might get him killed.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good Story with So-So narration
- By Daniel McAfee on 09-11-12
By: Joe Lansdale
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- AZFamily
- 11-07-17
Hilarious!
I'm coming to this story as a J.A. Knorath fan. As always, Harry did not disappoint. I enjoyed Andrew Mayhem' s straight man contribution which, in my opinion made it that much funnier!
I would love to read these guys in action again!
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- Islandgirl
- 07-24-12
Harry McGlade at his worst which is his best.
If you could sum up Suckers in three words, what would they be?
Funny, outrageous, and gross.
What did you like best about this story?
All of Harry's encounters.
Which scene was your favorite?
In the basement of the vampires.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yes, almost did.
Any additional comments?
Need more Harry McGlades
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- Candyman
- 04-05-21
Fun quick read.
I found this book to be light hearted and humorous. Hope they work together again soon.
Definitely recommend
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- Dawn
- 12-12-16
Awful, just awful
Not much of a horror story, it was awful, just awful. Definitely not for me.
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- Montanan
- 07-29-12
Written for 14-17 year old males !
Sophomoric to the extreme. Stupid tale with very little humor ... except potty type. Suckers is for suckers.
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