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Strip Tease | [Carl Hiaasen]

Strip Tease

No matter what you heard or thought about the movie version of Strip Tease, forget it. Film simply can’t catch the layers of humor, satire, and imagination that Pulitzer Prize-winning author Carl Hiaasen creates in each of his novels.
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Publisher's Summary

No matter what you heard or thought about the movie version of Strip Tease, forget it. Film simply can’t catch the layers of humor, satire, and imagination that author Carl Hiaasen creates in each of his novels.

When a deranged Florida congressman falls for a gorgeous but virtuous stripper, he dedicates himself to pursuing this tasselled princess. Not only is she a real beauty, she’s a damsel in distress. The effects of his quest will ripple through the spotlights of the strip joint, the sugar cane fields of south Florida, and some powerful political careers.

Fueled by innocent lust and dizzy miscalculations, this story will keep you howling with surprise. George Wilson’s colorful narration is the perfect vehicle for Carl Hiaasen’s twisted fairy tale.

©1993 Carl Hiaasen (P)1998 Recorded Books, LLC

What the Critics Say

“Rough, raucous, and filled with lovable losers, Strip Tease is a caper novel for readers not afraid to laugh out loud.” (People)

“Reading a Hiaasen book is always a high-speed boat ride where laughter can turn to horror and disaster at any moment. Hearing the story aloud adds a dose of realism and sensation; these characters really could be driving around the streets …” (AudioFile)

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    PAR-TEE 11-08-14
    PAR-TEE 11-08-14 Member Since 2012

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    "Great for what it is..."

    What a pleasant surprise and lighthearted read!!! This was a great break away from the traditional mysteries and thrillers. A comical look at the sleaze bars, sleaze politicians, and the topless dancers who live in that world. At times you caught yourself laughing out loud and then empathy for the victims... I enjoyed this read and will find the time in the future to take another break from serious and somber world of the traditional thrillers... Recommend this book highly if you need a good summer read or a change of pace. Just don't take it too seriously. Go with it and enjoy!!!

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    Arthur North Kitsap County, Washington, USA 10-13-14
    Arthur North Kitsap County, Washington, USA 10-13-14 Member Since 2014
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    "Carl Hiaasen at his best!"

    I was listening to this in the lobby at my dr.s office and had to turn it off because I was laughing too loudly. It never ceases to amaze me how Hiaasen can make such terrible events and situations so doggone funny.
    The narrator was a little slow so I was forced to listen to this at 1.25x speed. I also found some of his mispronounciations a little annoying. The bad guys name is Herb not Erb! But his charactor voices were all completely on the mark which made the story even more enjoyable. So it all balanced out.

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    Wendy Virginia Beach, VA, United States 09-13-14
    Wendy Virginia Beach, VA, United States 09-13-14 Member Since 2010
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    "An entertaining break"
    Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?

    Not necessarily time well spent but a listen for pure entertainment, analogous to a TV sitcom.


    What was your reaction to the ending? (No spoilers please!)

    Not sure I had a reaction. It ended as expected.


    Who would you have cast as narrator instead of George Wilson?

    No. To me, a good narrator doesn't take a way from the story; is transparent. George Wilson's style did not distract from the story.


    Do you think Strip Tease needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?

    Sure, why not? This is not an award winning book but entertaining. The characters are fun and I would be interested to hear more from them.


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    Jami VICTOR, NY, United States 09-07-14
    Jami VICTOR, NY, United States 09-07-14 Member Since 2013
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    "Fun Times!!!!"

    I enjoyed this one; this is my send Carl Hiaasen book and it follows his tradition of a zany cast of characters and a lot of humor. I found myself laughing quite a bit during this one, although there were a few times I had to turn the volume down when my car windows were open in order to avoid stares from passersby during the racy parts! The narration was good as well.

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    Jeremy 09-01-14
    Jeremy 09-01-14
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    "Very enjoyable"

    I had not read (or listened to) Hiaasen previously, but won't hesitate to again. Just a fresh, funny, enjoyable story, with fine, wry narration.

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    Maryann Birmingham, AL, United States 07-20-14
    Maryann Birmingham, AL, United States 07-20-14 Member Since 2014
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    "Fun"
    Where does Strip Tease rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    Top 20


    What did you like best about this story?

    Loved the style, deep and light at same time. very entertaining. Easy easy listen


    Which scene was your favorite?

    Anything with Shad


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    What goes around comes around


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    Hermosa Tortuga Verde 07-07-14 Member Since 2014
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    "Couldn't finish the book...."
    Would you try another book from Carl Hiaasen and/or George Wilson?

    Carl Hiaasen ....would depend on the story line...George Wilson... YES I enjoyed his delivery.


    Would you recommend Strip Tease to your friends? Why or why not?

    Not likely...I read 76% and that was pushing it... but I don't like to give up on a book too quickly. Honestly I wish I'd stopped sooner. I didn't see the movie either, so I'd assumed the book would have been worth reading. The book is almost always better. I'm glad I didn't see the film. No offense intended to anyone. It just wasn't my "cup of tea".


    Which scene was your favorite?

    N/A


    Was Strip Tease worth the listening time?

    Not my time....many others enjoyed it though.


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    Boyce Brentwood, TN, United States 07-03-14
    Boyce Brentwood, TN, United States 07-03-14 Member Since 2014
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    "Typical Carl Hiaasen"
    Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?

    It was fairly entertaining. I read the whole book, with a bit of skipping. But I liked it enough to finish it. And I have no qualms about closing a book that does not hold my interest.


    What could Carl Hiaasen have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

    Hiaasen is Hiaasen. I read several of his books in the late 90's and got kind of tired of him. I thought the audible rendition might be better and it was...a bit. I will probably not read anymore of Hiaasen's work.


    Have you listened to any of George Wilson’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    George Wilson did an excellent job.


    Was Strip Tease worth the listening time?

    I would not have read it through if it were not worth the time in entertainment value.


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    Karen 03-15-13
    Karen 03-15-13
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    "The Good, The Bad...."
    What did you love best about Strip Tease?

    This is just a great book. Good story line, great characters, happy ending.


    What did you like best about this story?

    The story keeps you going - I wanted to know what happens next!


    What do you think the narrator could have done better?

    As for the narrator, this book really needed a woman's touch. George Wilson wasn't the right person for the job!


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Unfortunately, I could not listen for long periods of time, as in many other books - the narration just kind of grates.


    Any additional comments?

    This is a wonderful story, terrific book, wrong narrator.

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    Curtis Hazlet, Saskatchewan, Canada 02-10-13
    Curtis Hazlet, Saskatchewan, Canada 02-10-13 Member Since 2009
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    "Once again a book that outdoes the movie"

    I watched this as a movie years ago when it came out. I have to say the book was witty and funny, far exceeding the movie. The characters are more rounded and believeable. Well done

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