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A John Cleese caper
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 02-26-23
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Hot Water
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 7 hrs and 16 mins
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The house party at Chateau Blissac, Brittany, features a rather odd array of guests this year. Mr. J. Wellington Gedge is hoping for some peace and quiet while his wife takes herself off for a while. She, however, has invited numerous visitors to the chateau, to whom he will have to play reluctant host. Senator Opal and his daughter are expected, and so is the chateau's handsome owner, Vicomte de Blissac.
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I Always Forget How Funny This One Is
- By John on 01-04-21
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Money in the Bank
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 7 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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George Uffenham, the eccentric sixth viscount of Uffenham, has just converted the family fortune into diamonds - and stashed them away in a secret hiding place. But as luck would have it, an unfortunate car accident soon thereafter causes him to forget the jewels' location. In order to recover the gems, he must let out his estate, Shipley Hall, to big-game hunter Clarissa Cork and return posing as the butler, Cakebread.
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A weaker version of "Cocktail Time"
- By Captain Wafer on 01-29-21
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Something New
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Here, we have a glorious ensemble of Woodhousian characters knocking elbows to foreheads in the elegant and grand Blandings Castle. Meet Freddy Threepwood, the vagrant son of doddering old Lord Emsworth of Blandings Castle. Freddy has recently become engaged to Aline Peters, the American heiress of an irascible father. The snag is that Freddy seems to have at one point become enamored of a struggling actress, Joan Valentine, and written some impetuous and imprudent letters to her.
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Same book as Something Fresh
- By customer on 03-07-15
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Summer Moonshine
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 7 hrs and 44 mins
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The hideous Walsingford Hall is home to an odd assortment of coves…The vile premises belong to Sir Buckstone, who is in a little financial difficulty. So for a little monetary help he puts a roof over the heads of people like (among others) Tubby Vanringham, the adoring slave of cold-hearted Miss Whittaker. His brother Joe has fallen head over heels for Sir Buck’s daughter, Jane. She, however, only has eyes for Adrian Peake, who has already formed a liaison with the terrifying - but superbly wealthy - Princess Dwornitzchek. Is there no end to the confusion?
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All the Wodehouse regulars, but lacking in charm.
- By NK Turoff on 08-07-12
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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The Best of Jeeves and Wooster
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Kevin Theis
- Length: 23 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Collected here are eleven of Wodehouse's Jeeves and Wooster short stories (comprising all of the Jeeves tales from "Carry On, Jeeves" and "My Man Jeeves") as well as the complete novels Right Ho, Jeeves and The Inimitable Jeeves. Along with Jeeves and Bertie, we are introduced to an entire cast of beloved Wodehouse characters: Gussie Fink-Nottle, Madeline Bassett, Bingo Little, James "Corky" Corcoran, Tuppy and Honoria Glossop, Rockmetteller Todd, and the terrifying and bombastic Aunt Agatha.
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Icky, Icky, Icky Pooh
- By Cenobite on 06-20-22
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Frozen Assets
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
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For Edmund Biffen Christopher, life is about to be very good - assuming he can stay out of trouble. If he can avoid being arrested until his 30th birthday, he will inherit his godfather's millions. The trouble is Biff has a certain proclivity for getting into fisticuffs...particularly with policemen. And he's already nearing 30.
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A John Cleese caper
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 02-26-23
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Hot Water
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 7 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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The house party at Chateau Blissac, Brittany, features a rather odd array of guests this year. Mr. J. Wellington Gedge is hoping for some peace and quiet while his wife takes herself off for a while. She, however, has invited numerous visitors to the chateau, to whom he will have to play reluctant host. Senator Opal and his daughter are expected, and so is the chateau's handsome owner, Vicomte de Blissac.
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I Always Forget How Funny This One Is
- By John on 01-04-21
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Money in the Bank
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 7 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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George Uffenham, the eccentric sixth viscount of Uffenham, has just converted the family fortune into diamonds - and stashed them away in a secret hiding place. But as luck would have it, an unfortunate car accident soon thereafter causes him to forget the jewels' location. In order to recover the gems, he must let out his estate, Shipley Hall, to big-game hunter Clarissa Cork and return posing as the butler, Cakebread.
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A weaker version of "Cocktail Time"
- By Captain Wafer on 01-29-21
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Something New
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Here, we have a glorious ensemble of Woodhousian characters knocking elbows to foreheads in the elegant and grand Blandings Castle. Meet Freddy Threepwood, the vagrant son of doddering old Lord Emsworth of Blandings Castle. Freddy has recently become engaged to Aline Peters, the American heiress of an irascible father. The snag is that Freddy seems to have at one point become enamored of a struggling actress, Joan Valentine, and written some impetuous and imprudent letters to her.
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Same book as Something Fresh
- By customer on 03-07-15
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Summer Moonshine
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 7 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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The hideous Walsingford Hall is home to an odd assortment of coves…The vile premises belong to Sir Buckstone, who is in a little financial difficulty. So for a little monetary help he puts a roof over the heads of people like (among others) Tubby Vanringham, the adoring slave of cold-hearted Miss Whittaker. His brother Joe has fallen head over heels for Sir Buck’s daughter, Jane. She, however, only has eyes for Adrian Peake, who has already formed a liaison with the terrifying - but superbly wealthy - Princess Dwornitzchek. Is there no end to the confusion?
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All the Wodehouse regulars, but lacking in charm.
- By NK Turoff on 08-07-12
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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The Best of Jeeves and Wooster
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Kevin Theis
- Length: 23 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Collected here are eleven of Wodehouse's Jeeves and Wooster short stories (comprising all of the Jeeves tales from "Carry On, Jeeves" and "My Man Jeeves") as well as the complete novels Right Ho, Jeeves and The Inimitable Jeeves. Along with Jeeves and Bertie, we are introduced to an entire cast of beloved Wodehouse characters: Gussie Fink-Nottle, Madeline Bassett, Bingo Little, James "Corky" Corcoran, Tuppy and Honoria Glossop, Rockmetteller Todd, and the terrifying and bombastic Aunt Agatha.
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Icky, Icky, Icky Pooh
- By Cenobite on 06-20-22
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Love Among the Chickens
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 5 hrs and 1 min
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Stanley Featherstonehaugh Ukridge has hit upon a foolproof plan to get rich quick: he's starting a chicken farm. Dragging his adoring wife Millie and his long-suffering friend and novelist Jeremy Garnet with him to Dorset, he begins his enterprise. Complications ensue, involving the taciturn Hired Man and his bumptious dog, supercilious chickens, irascible professors, angry creditors, and divided lovers.
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Do Not Drive or Operate Heavy Machinery!
- By Amazon Customer on 03-13-12
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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A Damsel in Distress
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 7 hrs and 9 mins
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When Maud Marsh flings herself into George Bevan's cab in Piccadilly, he starts believing in damsels in distress. George traces his mysterious traveling companion to Belpher Castle, home of Lord Marshmoreton, where things become severely muddled. Maud's aunt, Lady Caroline Byng, wants Maud to marry Reggie, her stepson. Maud, meanwhile, is known to be in love with an unknown American she met in Wales. So when George turns up speaking American, a nasty case of mistaken identity breaks out.
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Delightful!
- By Sharon on 01-28-20
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Doctor Sally
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Paul Shelley
- Length: 2 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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When Bill Bannister meets Dr. Sally Smith, love blossoms immediately. Unfortunately there is just the small problem of Lottie Higginbotham, former actress, serial bride, and human fireball, with whom Bill is already involved. The well-meaning interference of Bill’s old friend, Squiffy Tidmouth, once married to Lottie, only complicates matters further, until everything is straightened out in a series of comic encounters at Bill’s ancestral home and everyone lives happily ever after.
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Sweet and silly
- By "gopwardog" on 09-03-20
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Bill the Conqueror
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
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Sir George Pyke is quite disappointed in his son Roderick's business acumen. Roderick, unlike his old man, lacks the aggressive drive required of a business tycoon. So the elder Pyke resolves to marry him off to the sprightly Felicia, who has enough spark to manage any man and may just do him a world of good. All is going well until Bill West arrives from New York.
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Very, very silly, as expected - but fun!
- By Sarah on 02-14-17
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Piccadilly Jim
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 8 hrs and 9 mins
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It takes a lot of effort for Jimmy Crocker to become Piccadilly Jim – nights on the town roistering, headlines in the gossip columns, a string of broken hearts and breaches of promise. Eventually he becomes rather good at it and manages to go to pieces with his eyes open. But no sooner has Jimmy cut a wild swathe through fashionable London than his terrifying Aunt Nesta decides he must mend his ways. He then falls in love with the girl he has hurt most of all, and after that things get complicated. In a dizzying plot, impersonations pile on impersonations....
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Delightful P.G.Wodehouse plot & J.Cecil narration
- By Pontus on 05-27-17
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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The Man Upstairs and Other Stories
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Frederick Davidson
- Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
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Webster's Dictionary gives the meaning of the word "miasma" as "an infection floating in the air; a deadly exhalation". And in the opinion of Mr. Robert Ferguson, that description, though perhaps a little too flattering, on the whole summed up Master Roland Bean pretty satisfactorily. Until the previous day, Master Bean had served Mr. Ferguson in the capacity of office-boy. But there was that about Master Bean which made it practically impossible for anyone to employ him for long.
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Wodehouse Becoming Wodehouse
- By John on 09-13-20
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Mr. Mulliner Speaking
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil
- Length: 6 hrs and 30 mins
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In the bar-parlor of the Angler’s Rest, Mr. Mulliner tells his amazing tales, holding the assembled company of Pints of Stout and Whiskies and Splash in the palm of his expressive hand. Here you can discover what happened to the man who gave up smoking, share a frisson when the butler delivers something squishy on a silver salver (“Your serpent, Sir,” said the voice of Simmons) - and experience the dreadful unpleasantness at Bludleigh Court. Throughout, the Mulliner clan remains resourcefully in command in the most outlandish situations.
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Avoid This One
- By Jim on 02-06-12
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Uneasy Money
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 6 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Lady Wetherby had a big, soft heart, and she hated hurting her fellows. As a rule, when she had bad news to impart to any one, she administered the blow so gradually and with such mystery as to the actual facts that the victim, having passed through the various stages of imagined horrors, was genuinely relieved, when she actually came to the point, to find that all that had happened was that he had lost all his money.
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Good Wodehouse. Not his best, but good.
- By "Not a Robot" on 06-19-14
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Meet Mr. Mulliner
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Graham Scott
- Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
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Mr. Mulliner, the irrepressible raconteur and sage of the bar-parlour of the Angler's Rest public house, narrates nine tales of his extraordinary family.
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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The Clicking of Cuthbert
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Frederick Davidson
- Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
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Who but P.G. Wodehouse could have extracted high comedy from the most noble and ancient game of golf? And who else could have combined this comedy with a real appreciation of the game, drawn from personal experience? Wodehouse's brilliant but human brand of humor is perfectly suited to these stories of love, rivalry, revenge, and fulfillment on the links.
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I Don't Golf. But I Can't Stop Listening.
- By John on 04-10-13
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Uneasy Money
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Nigel Lambert
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Lord Dawlish is a well-liked and generous man. But he is poor, the poorest of his rank in the British Isles. His fiancée will not marry a man of modest means, so Dawlish decides to make his fortune any way possible. Romance, golf, the theater, and mad monkeys are all part of this merry mix-up that has more witty remarks and sharp retorts in one minute than most people could dream up in a lifetime.
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Good story, annoying narration
- By Wayne Goode on 07-23-21
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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The P.G. Wodehouse Collection
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: B. J. Harrison
- Length: 15 hrs and 42 mins
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This title includes not only the entire audiobook of Right Ho, Jeeves, but also all of the P.G. Wodehouse titles in the current Classic Tales library. It also includes a Jeeves short story only available in the collection: "Extricating Young Gussie". The complete running time is over 15 hours. All titles have been remastered, and have never sounded better!
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Don't buy this version of the wonderful Wodehouse stories
- By K Bell on 11-05-16
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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- Chris A. Gampon
- 12-10-22
Witty and quick paced
Great voice characterizations! The fast paced story is full of interesting subjects. It was easy to sink in and get to know them. I found myself forgetting that only one person was narrating.
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- HHDavis
- 12-07-21
"What Ho!!"
A fun read - and English grammar lesson. 😊 I always enjoy the so properly narrated 'slapstick' and often see A Bit of Laurie and Fry in my mind's eye when the action gets a bit fruity... Very well. That is all.
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- Jaime Treadwell
- 05-18-21
Hilarious!
I kept pausing and going back to play chunks ofthe story to my husband and son. They will eventually get used to hearing apparently random laughter while I'm listening. Vance does a terrific job narrating, making sure to pretty much deadpan all the funny bits so you get them for yourself, and Wodehouse is just as funny here as with Bertie and Jeeves!
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- Robert F. Carter
- 04-23-21
One of the best by P. G Wodehouse.
The author is at his best here. I found myself laughing out loud well listening to this book. The narration is fantastic.
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- Eve
- 02-01-23
Delightful
Typical Wodehousian shenanigans. Thoroughly enjoyed it, though the other reviewers are correct; the narrator’s American accents, especially in the “women’s” voices, aren’t quite right.
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- Could Have Been Better
- 05-31-23
Perfect Narration, Great Wodehouse As Always
Light, quick witted Wodehouse story - per usual - makes this an enjoyable listen. Great narrator whose voice conveys the exact tenor and tone we like to think of in PG W stories!
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- Knitty Nurse
- 01-01-22
Dry humor at it's best
If you remember that once upon a time, we could laugh at one another without being "canceled", and know the difference between tounge-in-cheek and meanness, then this a delightful way to spend a few hours. And for once, no one confused the word SECRET-ED (to hide something) and SECRETE-ED (to emit/secrete a substance) which has happened in about 15 Audible recordings and counting. it was funny the first time, i.e. " Annabel SECRETE-D (emphasis on the second syllable as in *to emit or discharge*) the book in her pocket ", when it should have been read as SECRET-ED, as in *to hide*. But now it's ubiquitous and just annoys me constantly, ruining the moment and he story when I have to yell at the narrator. I'll keep mentioning it in all my reviews, but I fear the damage is done.
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- Klou
- 01-14-22
such fun!
Light hearted romp with lots of chuckles in the actions and snappyily written dialogue! Well performed, too.
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- Lori Walker
- 06-25-22
Such fun!
Fun story and great use of voices but Mr Vance. Didn’t miss Wooster and Jeeves at all.
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- Nina
- 07-13-22
Totally entertaining!
This book is like a jolly romp where everything gets all entangled and sorts itself out at the end. Wonderful funny characters; excellent narration by Simon Vance.
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