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One Promotion. Two Applicants. The Alpha's 9 Inches. Who Wants It Badly Enough?
- Narrated by: Karl Michaels
- Length: 59 mins
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I'll go through hell and back again if it gets me this promotion, and more importantly if it gets me closer to my boss....
I've always been pretty damn nervous around my boss, Mr. Atkins, and understandably so. Although I'm sure everyone tends to get antsy around their employers, the case is especially severe in Mr. Atkins' presence.
There are widespread rumors throughout the office that Mr. Atkins likes men, and that he likes them A LOT. I think because of that, I've always had this sort of weird sexual tension with him, even though I've always considered myself primarily straight otherwise.
At any rate, one day my co-worker Eric and I are called to Mr. Atkins' office for a surprise meeting. I'm nervous as hell given a round of recent cut-backs at the company, and am hoping against hope that I come out with a promotion instead.
Eric is called in first, and moments later, moans and violent thuds begin to emit from behind the door of the office, giving me a very clear impression as to what exactly is expected of me in exchange for a foot in the door of this company....
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- Brenda Wolfe
- 01-09-16
One Promotion. Two Applicants.
What did you love best about One Promotion. Two Applicants. The Alpha's 9 Inches. Who Wants It Badly Enough??
Even tho I would have preferred that the book was longer, I enjoyed the fact that it was all action, never a dull moment.
What was one of the most memorable moments of One Promotion. Two Applicants. The Alpha's 9 Inches. Who Wants It Badly Enough??
The most memorable would have to be the 3 of the guys together near the end of the book. The dialogue and writing were very exciting.
Have you listened to any of Karl Michaels’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
His voice sounded similar to several male narrators from my reading past, maybe I did but his name does not ring a bell.
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
Three way in the Office.
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- Cassandra
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Good Book
Wow this book was different from the other R.P.James, books I've listen to. It was an interesting book to listen to . I kept saying wow lol.
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