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Nature Girl Audiobook

Nature Girl

Honey Santana, impassioned, willful, possibly bipolar, self-proclaimed "queen of lost causes", has a scheme to help rid the world of irresponsibility, indifference, and dinnertime sales calls. She's taking rude, gullible Relentless, Inc., telemarketer Boyd Shreave and his less-than-enthusiastic mistress, Eugenie, into the wilderness of Florida's Ten Thousand Islands for a gentle lesson in civility. What she doesn't know is that she's being followed by her Honey-obsessed former employer.
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Honey Santana, impassioned, willful, possibly bipolar, self-proclaimed "queen of lost causes", has a scheme to help rid the world of irresponsibility, indifference, and dinnertime sales calls. She's taking rude, gullible Relentless, Inc., telemarketer Boyd Shreave and his less-than-enthusiastic mistress, Eugenie, into the wilderness of Florida's Ten Thousand Islands for a gentle lesson in civility.

What she doesn't know is that she's being followed by her Honey-obsessed former employer, Piejack. And he doesn't know he's being followed by Honey's still-smitten, former-drug-running ex-husband, Perry, and their wise-and-protective-way-beyond-his-years 12-year-old son, Fry. And when they all pull up on Dismal Key, they don't know they're intruding on Sammy Tigertail, a half white-half Seminole failed alligator wrestler, trying like hell to be a hermit despite the Florida State coed who's dying to be his hostage.

©2006 Carl Hiaasen; (P)2006 Random House, Inc.

What the Critics Say

"Old fans and newcomers alike should delight in Hiaasen's 11th novel, another hilarious Florida romp [with an] engaging and diverse screwball cast...Hiaasen's humorous touches and his all-too-human characters carry the book to its satisfying close." (Publishers Weekly)

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    Mark Freeman 02-01-07 Member Since 2008
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    "VERY disappointing -- don't bother"

    This is not merely below Hiaasen's usual standards, but genuinely bad. I don't understand what happened -- his other work is so consistently entertaining. Read Skinny Dip, or Skin Deep, or Stormy Weather....just not this!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    T. Bohn 01-19-07
    T. Bohn 01-19-07
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    "An enjoyable listen!"


    I too am baffled by the extreme negative reviews. I can only assume that Carl Hiasen established such a high expectations with his previous novels that they were disappointed.

    This clearly isn't his best work but certainly not a flop. I felt it was well worth the time and use of credits.

    A Carl Hiaaen "average" is better that most writers best stuff.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Patrick 12-11-06
    Patrick 12-11-06
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    "great expectations"

    not his best, if you're looking for another Skinny Dip, keep your clothes on

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    cheryl las vegas, NV, United States 12-05-06
    cheryl las vegas, NV, United States 12-05-06
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    "fabulous as usual"

    absolutely great carl is the best at whacky, fun characters.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Suze Weinberg Jackson, NJ 12-04-06
    Suze Weinberg Jackson, NJ 12-04-06 Member Since 2012

    Queen of UTEE

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    "Just OK"

    Let's face it - Carl Hiaasen is a very funny writer and a good writer as well and this book starts out both good and funny, with lots of laugh out loud quips.....and then....

    well...somewhere in the middle it loses itself and starts to drag and seems to go nowhere.
    It's not a bad book, just certainly not up there with his best- "Skinny Dip" !
    By the middle of the book I just didn't seem to care much about the characters or how they ended up...but, that being said.....I'd continue to read anything Carl Hiaasen writes because I am a big fan of his wit & writing style.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    LB in Dallas Dallas, Tx United States 11-28-06
    LB in Dallas Dallas, Tx United States 11-28-06 Member Since 2013

    marlin515

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    "Hiaasen is always a hoot"

    Not his best but not bad. Funny with the typical odd characters.

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Conchman Ramrod Key, FL 01-13-08
    Conchman Ramrod Key, FL 01-13-08 Member Since 2009

    Conchman

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    "Mediocre Effort"

    I have been a fan of Hiassen since his first books, but he has lost the luster from those earlier books. The whacky characters seem forced and the book failed to hold my interest. The book isn't bad, just mediocre, which is not praise for a book you need to invest so many hours of listening.

    2 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Odilia Galván Rodríguez California 07-26-15
    Odilia Galván Rodríguez California 07-26-15 Member Since 2013
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    "Great Laughs!"

    That's when you know a book has you in its good grasp, when you laugh out loud and keep smiling afterwards.

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    John Ormond Beach, FL, United States 06-27-15
    John Ormond Beach, FL, United States 06-27-15
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    "Couldn't stop laughing"

    I love Carl Hiaasen (except A DEATH IN CHINA which was probably ALL written by Bill Montalano) and this one was not a disappointment. Highly recommend if you also are a Hiaasen Fan

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    James Sherwood, Oregon, United States 05-19-15
    James Sherwood, Oregon, United States 05-19-15 Member Since 2011
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    "Fun, fun, fun"

    What can I say it was FUN!
    Good for a credit!
    No wast of time here
    I have nothing to say

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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