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Only one thing matters to Kai: getting the job done, and doing it better than anyone else. But when a beautiful thief crashes his security gig, claiming she's trying to protect the valuable artifact he's guarding, all his careful plans go up in flames. He doesn't believe a word she says - until the item is stolen right out from under them.
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Empty Earth
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When Vivian closes her eyes to go to sleep, she prays she doesn't wake up, that the world just goes away. Little does she realize her prayers are about to be answered. Vivian wakes to a world void of life. Bodies everywhere, cars smashed into buildings and each other. It seems whatever happened occurred in an instant. Everyone is dead. Everyone but her. Now Vivian not only searches out others, but for answers as to what happened and why.
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Family Friendly Dystopian Tale
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The Earth Died Screaming [Dramatized Adaptation]
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Ex-trailer trash. Ex-res. Dishonorably discharged ex-Force Recon Marine and MP. Ex-con. Ex-biker. Ex-FBI informant. Ex-wrestler. It’s a lot of x’s to have by your name. It can give you a bad attitude, and it is not a good resume for most walks of American life. But it’s not a bad career track at all for a fixer in Los Angeles, and if the name of the new job is surviving the end of the world? Put it this way. Staying alive in the post-apocalypse can be a real bitch. Sometimes it takes a real bastard.
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a great start to a new series
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The Waking Late Trilogy
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Contains all three books in the Waking Late trilogy: Sleeping Duty, Out of the Dell, and Like a Continental Soldier.
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By far one of the most enjoyable series.
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Hidden Wishes Books 1-3
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One faithful day, Henry Tsien finds a briefcase and a ring within it. Within hours, his world has changed, as a helpful jinn introduces him to a hidden world. What can an old-school gamer given magic do in a world filled with age-old, hidden, supernatural creatures? The Hidden Wishes series is an urban fantasy take on the gamlit genre. It is much lighter in terms of "statistics" and its game system.
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- By Chris Heins on 05-16-23
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Level Five
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In Level Five, the debut near-future thriller by Nebula Award winner William Ledbetter, AIs battle for dominance, and nanotechnology is on the loose. And all that stands in the way of the coming apocalypse is a starry-eyed inventor who dreams of building a revolutionary new spacecraft and an intelligence agency desk jockey faced with the impossible choice of saving her daughter - or saving the world.
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Techno thriller? Or hard science fiction? Either way, it’s excellent!
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Herokiller
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Mysterious billionaire Cameron Crayton is a household name from televised spectacles in which prison inmates fight to the death, but his old shows pale in comparison to his new event, The Crucible, a gladiatorial tournament anyone can enter. The winner is promised unimaginable wealth and glory...if they’re able to survive a series of globally broadcast fight-to-the-death matches with medieval weaponry against the world’s most fearsome fighters.
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Great storyline
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Monster Menu: A Slice-of-Life LitRPG
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For Renee “Nay” Favreau, food is life. She’s the owner of a Los Angeles taco truck who dreams of becoming a respected chef and expanding her fleet, and whose greatest enemy is an unhappy food critic. Always hunting for her next great dish, the search eventually leads her to a near-fatal encounter with an interdimensional spider. Awaking in a strange world where words appear before her eyes, a talking tentacle befriends her, and people are trying to kill her, Nay learns she has the ability to become an Epicurist.
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Great Idea. Needed a bit of work.
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The Henchmen Chronicles Collection, Books 1-5
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Contains the complete Henchmen Chronicles series.
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for a credit, why not
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The Breakers Omnibus
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Books 1-3 and the prequel novella of the Breakers series.
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So glad I downloaded this one.
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Nice Dragons Finish Last
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Audie Award, Fantasy, 2016. As the smallest dragon in the Heartstriker clan, Julius survives by a simple code: keep quiet, don't cause trouble, and stay out of the way of bigger dragons. But this meek behavior doesn't fly in a family of ambitious magical predators, and his mother, Bethesda the Heartstriker, has finally reached the end of her patience.
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A Solid 4 ½ Stars
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What listeners say about My Life as a White Trash Zombie
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- Bleu
- 02-25-13
Fun, even if you don't like zombies!
I don't like zombies because I don't like gross, but I liked this book anyway. Allison McLemore's narration was great, and maybe it was the Southern accent, but it reminded me a little bit of the Sookie Stackhouse series. This was a fun book to listen to, and although there were definitely gross parts, it wasn't too terribly gory.
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- Matthew
- 04-10-13
very interesting twist to the Zombie pursona
Where does My Life as a White Trash Zombie rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
not the best, but certainly not the worst
What did you like best about this story?
how the Zombies have a life, verses being all about kill, kill, kill
What three words best describe Allison McLemore’s voice?
fingernails to a chalk board
If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?
Bite my brain
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- Mel Lenore Reads
- 06-11-14
Angel Came Alive
Would you consider the audio edition of My Life as a White Trash Zombie to be better than the print version?
Allison McLemore has become one of my favorite narrators based on this story alone. She brings Angel alive, and I don't think I would have enjoyed this story quite as much without Allison brining her to life. Spunk, snark, and a Louisiana accent, make up Angel, and Allison nails it.
Who was your favorite character and why?
Angel and I could be best friends. She is spunky, a survivor, and has a really smart mouth.
“But then again, I was about as far from touchy-feely as you could get. Unless you’re fu***** me, don’t put your hands on me.”
She sold the story for me. Her character goes through more, has deeper development, than any story I have read in a long time. She goes from trash to normal naturally. As she grows and finds herself, she doesn't lose her personality just her loser status. This book is vivid. Rowland holds no punches when giving us the gory details of Angel's life and thoughts. Angel should definitely win the award for most creative similes.
Which character – as performed by Allison McLemore – was your favorite?
Angel hands down. She really brings out her personality and thoughts. Without Allison's narration, the story would not have been the same.
Any additional comments?
At first, I was not sure about My Life as a White Trash Zombie. I couldn't fathom how a story about casual life as a zombie would be entertaining. But it was. Throughout the beginning of the story there are subtle hints that more is going on than just Angel finding her way. Someone is killing, and taking heads with them. The mystery, again, is subtle until the end when pieces finally click into place, and we get the final showdown.
Angel and I could be best friends. She is spunky, a survivor, and has a really smart mouth.
“But then again, I was about as far from touchy-feely as you could get. Unless you’re fucking me, don’t put your hands on me.”
She sold the story for me. Her character goes through more, has deeper development, than any story I have read in a long time. She goes from trash to normal naturally. As she grows and finds herself, she doesn't lose her personality just her loser status. This book is vivid. Rowland holds no punches when giving us the gory details of Angel's life and thoughts. Angel should definitely win the award for most creative similes.
Allison McLemore has become one of my favorite narrators based on this story alone. She brings Angel alive, and I don't think I would have enjoyed this story quite as much without Allison brining her to life. Spunk, snark, and a Louisiana accent, make up Angel, and Allison nails it.
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- Sickchick
- 02-26-13
Not at all what I expected
If you could sum up My Life as a White Trash Zombie in three words, what would they be?
What a surprise!
Who was your favorite character and why?
Definitely the lead character, Angel. She is spunky, strong, smart, flawed, vulnerable and determined. I should note that anyone who has a problem with excessive profanity should probably skip this series. While it didn't bother me, the lead character talks like a trucker raised in a bordello.
Which scene was your favorite?
Hmmm....I wouldn't want to describe it and give away any spoilers.
If you could rename My Life as a White Trash Zombie, what would you call it?
That's a tough question. While the title may turn some potential buyers away, I've got to admit that it gets one's attention.
Any additional comments?
I purchased this one by accident and considered returning it without listening to it but decided to at least give it a chance first. I'm so glad I did! It's entertaining and funny with a very likable main character.
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- Midwestbonsai
- 07-16-12
Not your typical zombie story
My Life as a White Trash Zombie made me do a double take. I am going to try to not give too much away, and hopefully this will help spark your interest. Take everything that you know about zombies and throw it in the trashcan, because none of that applies here. Imagine this, zombies are not mindless but instead look just like everyone else until they start to starve from not having enough brains, that is when they take the role of the classic zombie. My Life as a White Trash Zombie is the story of Angel, a loser/drug addict that has been given the “gift” of zombieism without her knowledge. Her life gets better, except for the overwhelming urge to eat human brains. Now there is somebody seeming to be hunting zombies. This is the first book in a series and I will be getting the next books very soon, as I need to know what happens.
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Angel's (inner) Demons
If you have passed this by a few times and thought about it, but then moved on...you are making a mistake. I enjoyed this from start to finish and will be on to book 2 very shortly.
Allison was fantastic as the narrator. (There was one voicing she did that sort of grated, but I will keep that to myself so as not to taint your listening pleasure since it was just my own personal irritant.)
This is fun, pure and simple. Angel is perfect and the story has such a believable voice that this is a PERFECT alt-reality book. I would love for Angel to meet That Ghoul Ava...I think they would raise holy hell.
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- Deborah
- 11-05-12
I'm laughing about eating brains!
If you could sum up My Life as a White Trash Zombie in three words, what would they be?
Entertaining, lighthearted, funny
Who was your favorite character and why?
Angel is the obvious choice. She is just plain funny!
Which character – as performed by Allison McLemore – was your favorite?
The narrator did a wonderful job! She portrayed Angel's colloquialisms which just made the listening so enjoyable. I don't think I would have enjoyed reading the book as much as I have listening to the book.
If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?
Forget the vampires, this little zombie rocks!
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- Eric
- 02-03-17
Good
Story was good. Could do with out all the cussing. Would like to hear the rest.
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- Rachel
- 11-28-16
So much fun purchased the rest of the series!!
Where does My Life as a White Trash Zombie rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
I can easily tell you which of my husbands I preferred but how I feel about my books is way too personal
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- Carlo Hagemann
- 11-25-15
Not my style, but nevertheless
I don't like fantasy. But I like stories about trash, whatever color. This story is about zombies, but it keeps both feet on the ground. I found it a great choice for my audible menu since the story is not too complicated but gripping at moments. So, fantasy is still not my thing, but a down to earth zombie has recently put the door ajar.
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