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Married with Zombies

By: Jesse Petersen
Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
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A heartwarming tale of terror in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. Meet Sarah and David. Once upon a time, they met and fell in love. But now they’re on the verge of divorce and going to couples’ counseling.

On a routine trip to their counselor, they notice a few odd things: the lack of cars on the highway, the missing security guard, and the fact that their counselor, Dr. Kelly, is ripping out her previous client’s throat. Meet the zombies.

Now Sarah and David are fighting for survival in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. But just because there are zombies, doesn’t mean your other problems go away. If the zombies don’t eat their brains, they might just kill each other.

©2010 Jesse Petersen (P)2010 Dreamscape Media, LLC

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"Funny." ( Washington Post)

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Fun for zombie fans, but NOT for kids!

This is a wonderful spin on the zombie genre, and making it a tag-team affair between a struggling couple adds new dimensions to the idea of surviving the zombie apocalypse. Choices someone might make on their own are now turned on their head and challenged by ego, marital strife and cooperation issues, with both good and bad outcomes. The one thing I would keep in mind is that this story can be somewhat graphic (gore, not sex); too much for a younger listener (anyone under 16) in my opinion. But I've already got book two in my Wish List and looking forward to continuing the adventure.

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Predictable Zombie Story

Is there anything you would change about this book?

Lacks originality.

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Not a bad story at all but very predictable as much as the storyline goes.

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Misleading Genre

So... I really enjoyed this book. The writing was awesome. The narrator was amazing. However...I found this book on Audible Escapes, under the genre of romantic comedy. While there are some funny oneliners and chuckles to be had, and there is a bit of romance in the marriage saving, I think the author would find a better niche in a zom-poc genre. I still gave five stars, because the storyline is epically awesome. If the author managed to get into the AE program with these tags to get readers, kudos. But, for anyone looking for lighthearted romcom, you might want to look again. Again, this book is awesome, and I'm definitely continuing the series. I found the book I wasn't looking for.

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Awesome

This book was pretty good if you like stories about Zombies. Light hearted and comical with some suspenseful moments! It definitely my attention.

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better than expected

I never thought I would like a zombie book but this book changed my mind. Moments of laughter and a lot of suspense. Good book

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Very refreshing! The voice performance was great!

I defiantly want to hear more about this couple and their experience in a zombie filled world. I felt like the had some very realistic personalities through out the story.

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cute and funny

if you are looking for a story that doesn't take itself too seriously, this is it. It is serious at times, silly other times in just the right amount to make the book interesting. I think it is a pretty realistic look at what the average person would experience if a fast spreading Zombie plague broke out.

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surprisingly awesome

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

if you have ever been in a long term relationship you will enjoy this book even if there were no zombies to make things more interesting. obviously the zombie thing is happening but it is in a semi realistic way and the whole plot doesn't just revovlve around that.

ALSO all the horrible things u say in your head, the main character does and it is so relatable. you realize how many more people on a daily basis want to kill everyone. lol

What did you like best about this story?

the characters narrrations about the simple things that piss her off

What does Cassandra Campbell bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

the sarcasum

If you could take any character from Married with Zombies out to dinner, who would it be and why?

the main couple. they are the kind of couple that u enjoy watching argue

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absolutely worth it

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Sound issue has been fixed and I loved this book

I said I would redo my low star review when they fixed the sound issue... I love this book and can’t wait to read the next one.
This seems like something that would actually happen in the real world if a zombie outbreak happened.

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5/5

I read this book when I was younger and forgot how much I enjoyed it! Glad I found it on here!

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