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  • Major Pettigrew's Last Stand

  • A Novel
  • By: Helen Simonson
  • Narrated by: Peter Altschuler
  • Length: 13 hrs and 9 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (4,622 ratings)

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Major Pettigrew's Last Stand

By: Helen Simonson
Narrated by: Peter Altschuler
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Major Pettigrew’s Last Stand, author Helen Simonson’s wry, perceptive debut novel about love, the British class system, and family obligations, genially unfolds amid a quaint, leafy English village, tweedy and provincial as any Miss Marple mystery, drafty vicarage and all. Edgecombe St. Mary is home to retired widower Major Ernest Pettigrew, a courtly, roguish martinet whose predictable daily order cracks when he loses his heart to Mrs. Ali, a genteel local Pakistani shopkeeper with “crisp enunciation”, who shares both his devotion to Kipling and the loss of a cherished spouse.

As narrated by Peter Altschuler, 68-year-old Major Pettigrew is a snippy educated snob with a posh accent and sentimental streak. Altschuler inhabits the Major as a man who telegraphs disappointment in Roger, his drippy banker son, through throat-clearings and stutters. But it’s his reading of complicated Mrs. Ali that truly elevates this book. Altschuler articulates her quiet, ruminating spirit and cautious nature by slowing down his own conversational flow. There is deliberateness and intimacy to Mrs. Ali reflected in her low, melodious speech and tinkling laughter. Her insecurities and droll humor sand down the Major’s prickliness and humanize his peevishness. Mrs. Ali, it turns out, is as funny and flawed as the rest of us.

Major Pettigrew’s Last Stand is wistful and rolling, only gradually revealing the origins of blemishes in one’s family life. Roger’s social climbing, hinted at by Altschuler through his slick use of his father, gives way to a more nuanced explanation of the son’s ambition. And when the Major compares Mrs. Ali to other village dames, noting that she’s “a butterfly to their scuffle of pigeons”, you get the sense that Major Pettigrew, crusty, old soul, is meant to bust out flowery paeans to Mrs. Ali, off-key, certainly, but authentic, nonetheless. Nita Rao

Publisher's summary

You are about to travel to Edgecombe St. Mary, a small village in the English countryside filled with rolling hills, thatched cottages, and a cast of characters both hilariously original and as familiar as the members of your own family. Among them is Major Ernest Pettigrew (retired), the unlikely hero of Helen Simonson's wondrous debut. Wry, courtly, opinionated, and completely endearing, Major Pettigrew is one of the most indelible characters in contemporary fiction, and from the very first page of this remarkable novel he will steal your heart.

The Major leads a quiet life valuing the proper things that Englishmen have lived by for generations: Honor, duty, decorum, and a properly brewed cup of tea. But then his brother's death sparks an unexpected friendship with Mrs. Jasmina Ali, the Pakistani shopkeeper from the village. Drawn together by their shared love of literature and the loss of their respective spouses, the Major and Mrs. Ali soon find their friendship blossoming into something more. But village society insists on embracing him as the quintessential local and her as the permanent foreigner. Can their relationship survive the risks one takes when pursuing happiness in the face of culture and tradition?

©2010 Helen Simonson (P)2010 Random House

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The Major and Mrs. Ali

Overall, a good story. I grew to adore the Major.
The story added a plot twist towards the end that seemed to have been shoved in. Other than that, it's a sweet book about a man and woman taking a chance on friendship and love.

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Like a familiar village and cast!

Superb storytelling and characterizations! After a couple of heavy books I wanted a boxy one to finish the summer. It was perfect, but not too cozy and cutesy. So much more than I expected! I hope there’s a sequel. The Major is a wonderful character. Love English village stories and this was a cut above. Narrator was absolutely brilliant!!

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Why do the Pakistanis sound Irish?

I'm halfway through. The story is delightful and well-written. I really want to hear what happens to Major Pettigrew and Mrs. Ali. The problem is that I'm English and the narrator obviously isn't. He is doing really horrible and random things to his vowels. The Pakistanis never actually sound Pakistani but they do have regular attacks of sounding Irish. Sometimes he uses his "child" voice for adults. English characters lurch unreliably between posh and common accents. Sloppy, sloppy.

I'm putting up with him because the book has an "over the top" quality that enables me to laugh... but I also feel sufficiently irritated to write this midstream review and I'll avoid this narrator in the future. He is making this excellent book struggle for me.

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A multi-cultural fairy tale

Reading this book I was reminded of The West Wing on TV. If only the world were like this. Tough stuff engaged and sorted out. Good writing, characters, narration, timing and nuance. Light touch comedy with heart and soul.

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British Charm

A delightful and very charming romantic story with some keen observations concerning "mixed" relationships, later-in-live romance, and cultural differences. The topics may seem weighty, but the author incorporates them into the plot without being heavy handed. Every community needs a Major Pettigrew !

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A Wonderful Surprise!

I didn't expect to like this book nearly as much as I did! Lovely story, well developed characters, nicely narrated. A very enjoyable read!

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Oh So Very Pleasant!

This book was such a pleasure! I loved the Major; he entertained me consistently from the beginning to the end.

I really enjoyed spending time with him and following along with his adorable Mrs Ali while they navigated through the hurdles of their families and village life.

I wish this was a series; I want know how they go about living happily ever after.

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Well written book = great

This is a very good book and I highly recommend it. This is the story of Major Pettigrew. He is a fantastic character and this story of his foray into love is great. Well written and thoughtful book that is highly entertaining. It makes a very good book club feature that can generate lively discussion. The narrator is fabulous!

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You won't be disappointed!

This is a charming book, I hope Ms. Simonson will write more such novels in the future and that the publishers will have them narrated as well as this one. A wonderful look at a village with all it's eccentric British characters and the most English of Englismen Major Pettigrew who is trying to avoid where his heart is leading him. A wonderful romance, funny, and poignant. A real delight of a book!

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Major Pettigrew's Last Stand

This is an enjoyable light-hearted novel about what is truly important in life. The narration was great. Jennifer

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