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Major Pettigrew's Last Stand Audiobook

Major Pettigrew's Last Stand: A Novel

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Major Pettigrew’s Last Stand, author Helen Simonson’s wry, perceptive debut novel about love, the British class system, and family obligations, genially unfolds amid a quaint, leafy English village, tweedy and provincial as any Miss Marple mystery, drafty vicarage and all. Edgecombe St. Mary is home to retired widower Major Ernest Pettigrew, a courtly, roguish martinet whose predictable daily order cracks when he loses his heart to Mrs. Ali, a genteel local Pakistani shopkeeper with “crisp enunciation”, who shares both his devotion to Kipling and the loss of a cherished spouse.

As narrated by Peter Altschuler, 68-year-old Major Pettigrew is a snippy educated snob with a posh accent and sentimental streak. Altschuler inhabits the Major as a man who telegraphs disappointment in Roger, his drippy banker son, through throat-clearings and stutters. But it’s his reading of complicated Mrs. Ali that truly elevates this book. Altschuler articulates her quiet, ruminating spirit and cautious nature by slowing down his own conversational flow. There is deliberateness and intimacy to Mrs. Ali reflected in her low, melodious speech and tinkling laughter. Her insecurities and droll humor sand down the Major’s prickliness and humanize his peevishness. Mrs. Ali, it turns out, is as funny and flawed as the rest of us.

Major Pettigrew’s Last Stand is wistful and rolling, only gradually revealing the origins of blemishes in one’s family life. Roger’s social climbing, hinted at by Altschuler through his slick use of his father, gives way to a more nuanced explanation of the son’s ambition. And when the Major compares Mrs. Ali to other village dames, noting that she’s “a butterfly to their scuffle of pigeons”, you get the sense that Major Pettigrew, crusty, old soul, is meant to bust out flowery paeans to Mrs. Ali, off-key, certainly, but authentic, nonetheless. —Nita Rao

Publisher's Summary

You are about to travel to Edgecombe St. Mary, a small village in the English countryside filled with rolling hills, thatched cottages, and a cast of characters both hilariously original and as familiar as the members of your own family. Among them is Major Ernest Pettigrew (retired), the unlikely hero of Helen Simonson's wondrous debut. Wry, courtly, opinionated, and completely endearing, Major Pettigrew is one of the most indelible characters in contemporary fiction, and from the very first page of this remarkable novel he will steal your heart.

The Major leads a quiet life valuing the proper things that Englishmen have lived by for generations: honor, duty, decorum, and a properly brewed cup of tea. But then his brother's death sparks an unexpected friendship with Mrs. Jasmina Ali, the Pakistani shopkeeper from the village. Drawn together by their shared love of literature and the loss of their respective spouses, the Major and Mrs. Ali soon find their friendship blossoming into something more. But village society insists on embracing him as the quintessential local and her as the permanent foreigner. Can their relationship survive the risks one takes when pursuing happiness in the face of culture and tradition?

©2010 Helen Simonson (P)2010 Random House

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    deborah STURGEON BAY, WI, United States 10-30-11
    deborah STURGEON BAY, WI, United States 10-30-11
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    "Good book and great audio presentation."

    The story was engaging and the characters believable as well as entertaining. I look forward to the author's next book.

    The narration was really wonderful. Mr Altschuler gave each character a unique voice and all easily understandable.

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    Dotty CLOVIS, CA, United States 10-29-11
    Dotty CLOVIS, CA, United States 10-29-11 Member Since 2008

    Avid reader. Retired harpist Consider myself knowledgeable in the English language.

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    Karen 10-15-11
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    "wonderful dry humor"

    Excellent British accent for the narration of an understated, humorous, and poignant novel of adult relationships. The Major with all his flaws and strengths is a wonderfully deep character whose tone and wit are beautifully brought to life by Peter Altschuler. Highly recommend. I smiled my way through the gym workouts with this one.

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    "What a lovely book"

    I so much enjoyed this book. It passed the ultimate test of not wanting it to end, and hoping there was another one either before or after it. The author conjured that magical world - the one where the descriptions of the characters and the places become real. I am sure this would be so even in print, but what really made this book a joy to LISTEN to was the narrator, Peter Altschuler.
    One of my criteria for listening to any audiobook is, obviously, how it reads aloud. Having just come off another book, by a different author and narrator, that was so poorly written and read ( I stuck with it out of sheer determination), this was such a great pleasure.
    I hope Helen Simonson will write another book soon, and I will look for Peter Altschuler's marvelous voice on other recordings.

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    Linda 09-25-11
    Linda 09-25-11 Member Since 2008

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    "major pet"
    What did you like best about Major Pettigrew's Last Stand? What did you like least?

    reasonably good book, nothing special....


    What was your reaction to the ending? (No spoilers please!)

    I find these additional questions to be stupid


    What does Peter Altschuler bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    very good narrator


    Was Major Pettigrew's Last Stand worth the listening time?

    Yes


    Any additional comments?

    TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY questions

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    Ann West Chester, Ohio, United States 09-23-11
    Ann West Chester, Ohio, United States 09-23-11
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    "Major Pettigrew's Last Stand"

    What a breath of fresh air! This is a wonderful "coming of age" story for those of us that are approaching retirement, recently retired, and find ourselves alone. Major Pettigrew is my new hero!

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    Mama C 09-12-11
    Mama C 09-12-11 Member Since 2008
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    "A Modern Old-Fashioned Romance"

    The author has written a touching romance about a widow and a widower. Her characters are so developed by her writing and the narrator's reading that you feel sure you know them. The beginning starts out slowly, just as romance does in real life, but ends with a bang that I felt was a bit over-the-top. A Disney ending. But I did enjoy it and would recommend it to anyone looking for a gentle read.

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    Victoria Pocono Manor, PA, United States 09-09-11
    Victoria Pocono Manor, PA, United States 09-09-11 Member Since 2011
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    "Delightful character study."

    Most enjoyable novel about a stodgy, prim and proper Major Pettigrew, who is most definitely set in his ways. The "proper" way of life is like a code of excellence in everything he does and thinks. Yet, you can see him changing throughout the story through a variety of events, but mostly due to a female shopkeeper he meets. Preconceived notions in how he views life start to fray and at first he doesn't see this "change" in himself, but other people do. The story is full characters who are interesting and the narration by P. Altschuler is superb, as he brings the characters to life.

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    C. Towle 09-03-11
    C. Towle 09-03-11
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    "A Major Success"

    Major Pettigrew is one of the most delightful fictional characters to come along in a long time with his understated humor, honor and chivalry amidst the chaos going on around him. As others have stated, it takes a while for the story to warm up and to warm up to the narrator, but not too long. I was hoping that it would never end. Bravo!

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    Linda Petaluma, California 08-28-11
    Linda Petaluma, California 08-28-11 Member Since 2009
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    "Loved it!!!"

    Great characters (including the English countryside). The narration was pitch perfect, and so was everything about this beautiful little story. I put off reading for a while because I thought it might be boring from the description. The glowing reviews convinced me to plunge ahead. This book deserves all the praise that it has received.

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