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LT's Theory of Pets

By: Stephen King
Narrated by: Stephen King
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LT has a theory about pets, particularly his Siamese cat. It had been their cat, not just his cat, but that was until he came home one day to find a note on the fridge from his wife saying she had left him.

Recorded live at the Royal Festival Hall in London, this story demonstrates yet again that no one can tell a tale like Stephen King. Available only in audio!

These unabridged selections also appear in the print edition of Everything's Eventual. More unabridged stories from Everything's Eventual are available in Blood and Smoke, Riding the Bullet, "The Man in the Black Suit", and Everything's Eventual.

©2001 Stephen King (P)2001 Simon & Schuster Audio

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Haunting touching story

What did you love best about LT's Theory of Pets?

That Stephen King was the narrator. What better than to have the author read his own work.

What other book might you compare LT's Theory of Pets to and why?

Nothing really. This book is a stand alone. It is unique in its own way.

Which scene was your favorite?

The opening really grabs you.

If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

The victims story or uncertainty.

Any additional comments?

As funny as this book can be, there is some really sobering, haunting moments.

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LT burns slowly

A very slow and long 45 minute listen, but King’s voice and inflection stay the listener. A right hook saves the overall piece and nets it 3 stars from me!

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Loved it!!

It feels like the old Stephen King is back. Loved it!!
Definitely purchase it . U won’t regret it

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The softer side of King...

A story that starts hilarious and ends surprisingly sad... A jolting twist that only King could pull off...

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Funny, whitty, with a hint of standard Steven king

What does Stephen King bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

He reads this himself and starts off with comedy. Doesn't get dark til the last few minutes but even then, still really good. Not typical King book but if you want a laugh about being married with pets, this is your book.

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I Love This Story!!!

This is my favorite of all Stephen King's short stories. It is funny and witty, and then again kind of sad. And best of all, he is reading it, so that gives it another level of richness and understanding of what he is trying to say. If you are just trying out Stephen King's writing, I would highly recommend this one!

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dig it, and dig it well

King’s narration is not always well received. He’s bland, at times; he doesn't pull punches. He is unique. & some ppl hate his readings. when King reads he’s a hit or miss. Here he hits. He nails it.

This is a live reading. he is happy. He's wicked. You can hear a smirk on his face if you listen closely. he reads it right.

The story floored me. More wit than rotten; more homestead humor than horror. This is one of those real stories of real ppl in real places facing real problems. You see that here and there with a King short; this is one.

Now I like my King to have horror. Like in the Library Policeman (one of my favorites), great horror is what I expect. So when he tosses out a real story, and I love it, it catches me off guard. But even in the absence of the horror it is fantastic.

This is a great story. If your'e a King fan, as I am, you’ll probably dig it...

well...

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He's definitely The King

I've read almost all of Mr. King's books, starting with Carrie the same year it was published. This is one of his most humorous stories. Light-hearted and filled with insight, I think anyone who has been loved by a cat or a dog would lap this one up. True to King, though . . . If it's not scary, it's usually poignant, and this story was that. Of course, listening to Steve read the tale to a live audience was a pure joy. I don't know who had a better time; King, his audience or me. Just a note: plenty of profanity. Nothing vulgar, but fairly raw. Don't let that stop you this seldom seen side of Stephen King.

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King Nails it Again 👏👏👏

So Very Very Very Good. Thank You Sai King, you wrote and told the tale gorgeously.

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Great HEARING!!! loved Stephens voice!!

this is a laff out loud at times funny story! Stephen's voice was PERFECT for the read! It is indeed a nice way to spend an hour of yur life!! INDULGE!!!

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