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Horror Stories: Twenty Six Scary Tales | [Jack Kilborn, J. A. Konrath]

Horror Stories: Twenty Six Scary Tales

Twenty-six horror stories by masters of fiction J.A. Konrath and Jack Kilborn.
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Publisher's Summary

Finicky Eater - It's after a nuclear war, and a mother and her son are in a fallout shelter, the food long long...

The Screaming - Van Helsing and vampires, in 1960s England.

Mr. Pull Ups - A body modification tale taken to the extreme.

The Shed - Two burglars find the door to hell.

Them’s Good Eats - Rednecks vs. aliens, on a spaceship ride of horrors.

First Time - A coming of age tale where all may not be what it seems.

Forgiveness - A dying serial killer asks for a priest to hear his last confession.

Redux - Ghost story noir, about a private eye and a deadly haunting.

The Bag - What's in the bag? You really don't want to know....

Careful, He Bites - Lycanthrope flash fiction

Embrace - A bit of gothic horror.

Trailer Sucks - Some trailer park jerks kidnap a vampire.

Markey - Flash fiction, from a twisted point of view.

Punishment Room - A horrific suspense tale about a not-so-distant future.

The Confession - Terrible crimes, told entirely in dialog.

Basketcase - Hardboiled noir with a horrific twist.

The Agreement - A gambler pays the ultimate price to get out of a debt.

Well Balanced Meal - The worst restaurant you've ever been in.

S.A. - A werewolf novella about a Shapshifters Anonymous group that must battle Santa Claus.

Dear Diary - A very twisted pom pon girl reveals the secret of her inner strength.

Mr. Spaceman - We've come to mate with earth women.

Appalachian Lullaby - What do you do with a radioactive monkey?

©2010 Jack Kilborn, J.A. Konrath (P)2011 Brilliance Audio, Inc.

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    Barbara GREENVILLE, WI, United States 08-12-11
    Barbara GREENVILLE, WI, United States 08-12-11 Member Since 2009
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    "Just "ok""

    Some of the stories are entertaining, nothing is scarey, some are just amazingly boring. It's hit or miss. The narrator is really good. The most obnoxious part of these stories is the Endless self degridation in the authors notes at the start of EVERY story. So thats 26 times you have to listen to whining. It really ruins the entire book. After the 8th one I lost any sympathy I had.

    5 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Brenda Midland, Tx, United States 12-13-11
    Brenda Midland, Tx, United States 12-13-11 Member Since 2011
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    "All Over the Place"

    It's really hard to give a fair review to a collection of short stories. Some of them were riveting, some I couldn't wait for them to end. I should give titles for each but since they are on my iPod (an old one) the collection is just that, a collection.

    The narrator is good, he does a reasonably good job of shifting tone between stories for the most part. The only one that was kind of annoying was about some drug addicted petty thieves who encountered a vampire in their search for things to steal. It was set in England and the accents were a little hard to understand

    Going with that theme, petty thieves, one of the stories about two men trying to steal something from an old man and were rewarded with an ugly surprise was not one I liked simply because the surprise was 'telegraphed'..but then the author's prologue on several of the stories does admit to that.

    All in all I don't know that I would buy it again. Reading this one would have been more to my liking because some of the stories are really short and that makes for a choppy audiobook.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Tara NOWATA, OK, United States 07-25-13
    Tara NOWATA, OK, United States 07-25-13 Member Since 2013
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    "Summary fails"

    I'll tell you what the summary fails to....all these stories are about cannibalism in some way. Not scary...disgusting. I'm trying out authors I've never listened to before and this one I will never listen to again. I gave these stories 4 hours and they NEVER got better. This was the worst book I've ever purchased. No more Jack Kilborn for me.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Amanda Abilene, TX, United States 08-14-11
    Amanda Abilene, TX, United States 08-14-11 Member Since 2009
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    "WHAT?????"

    OMG! Want my credit back! Jack, you are better than this! Although I did enjoy the Santa Clause/Shape-Shifter story.

    6 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    Dana Petersburg, KY, United States 12-14-12
    Dana Petersburg, KY, United States 12-14-12 Member Since 2001
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    "Edgy and entertaining"
    What did you love best about Horror Stories?

    You have to read/listen to Shapeshifters Anonymous. It was campy and silly and marvelous! I laughed out loud and I loved the ending. I'm going to go online and research the long lost 'Book of Bob'.


    Any additional comments?

    Jack Kilborn is to horror what Seth MacFarlane is to comedy. His writing is entertaining and he pushes the boundaries to the point of discomfort. Sometimes he crosses the line of decency. Sometimes I am disturbed by the subject matter. But I can't put it down. I HAVE to know how the story ends. He's just that good.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    David Damascus, OR, United States 10-25-11
    David Damascus, OR, United States 10-25-11
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    "What are u talking about!?"

    I dont know what these other reviews are saying.. This book was awesome! The stories were fun and very imaginative! The narrator did a great job bringing the characters to life, while the stories themselves were well written and not so elaborate on every detail, that u get bored! I highly recommend this book to horror fans! VERY FUN!!

    3 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Benjamin 09-05-14
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    "Hooked - Friends are not."
    What made the experience of listening to Horror Stories the most enjoyable?

    Three nights ago, when the moon was less full, we started listening to horror story audiobooks on impulse. We fell in love with them instantly, finding the grotesque and macabre descriptions contained in each story both hilarious and disturbing. The only problem is...our friends just don't get it.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Horror Stories?

    Hearing unforgettable lines like "death ray" in strange accents and "H-O-T HOT" have become the butt of all our jokes. People look at us strange when we refer to any story that ranges from terrible bodily harm to soft-horror-porn. People never understand, they think they can take it but they just can't. They really just have to listen to one story all the way through! Then they'll love it! Maybe.


    What about MacLeod Andrews’s performance did you like?

    The accents were great, he has a nice variety of voices that contribute to the more humorous side of things.


    If you could rename Horror Stories, what would you call it?

    Stories that keep you up at night...listening to them.


    Any additional comments?

    Start with the second story, and go from there! It's shorter, sweet, and a good introductory piece.

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    michael hernandez 06-19-14 Member Since 2013
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    "Pretty Damn Good"

    I am a big fan of this author and these stories do not dissapoint. Seriously original ideas, and if you aren't sure you want to jump into the Jack Kilborn world, just read or listen to a few of these short stories and you might just be inclined to take that leap.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Rachel houston, TX, United States 02-21-14
    Rachel houston, TX, United States 02-21-14 Member Since 2013
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    "Hilarious and Creepy"
    Would you listen to Horror Stories again? Why?

    The stories were addicting I listened to this book at work and at home. It was full of dark humor and very twisted, overall extremely entertaining and I would suggest this book to any fan of horror.


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    James D. Hurless Nashville, TN 06-06-13
    James D. Hurless Nashville, TN 06-06-13 Member Since 2013

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    "Hours of great Horror entertainment!"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Horror Stories to be better than the print version?

    I believe that while listening to an audio book, the narrator always provides the reader with a unique perspective and imagery that the avid reader will not receive. As a reader of the stories, one might not catch some of the subtlies of the humor that a voice can inflect.


    What did you like best about this story?

    The unexecpected humor breaks made me laugh out loud. It added to the fact that I completed the book in record time - then went back to re-listen to my favorite stories.


    What does MacLeod Andrews bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    As I mentioned - the narrator is exceptional. His wide array of character voicings is incredible. He goes from a serious toned detective style character to a crazy redneck with ease. Without his wide array of complex character voice developments - I would not have appreciated the dead-pan humor at the junction of pivital story development. I have completed many audio books, and I believe Mr. Andrews to have the widest character selection I have come across.


    Who was the most memorable character of Horror Stories and why?

    The Furby character in the S.A. story is absolutely awesome. Sometimes in a horror story you wonder why it is necessary to go in the basement or split from the group and walk alone in the woods. For once you get a character that does the opposite. They end up doing what you want and are right there where you want them. This makes it unexpected and pulls you in to cheer them on!


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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  • Gemma
    Radlett, United Kingdom
    2/4/12
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    "Predictable but Entertaining"

    I downloaded this after listening to Endurance by the same author and I noticed many common themes running through these stories as well as Endurance. Amputation, limb loss and cannibalism feature in the majority of the stories so it starts to get very predictable after you've heard a few. And just like Endurance I found that none of these stories are actually scary but are more like black comedy, which is not a negative point, but isn't what I expected when I downloaded "Horror Stories".

    What is strange about this audiobook is that the author writes little introductions to his stories which often give the main theme of the story away before it's even begun. For example there is one story where a character is revealed to be a vampire mid-way through, but the author has already told us it's a vampire story before it begun. Very bizarre!

    Narration is very good and some of the stories are truly funny, especially the one about Santa Claus and the last story which was written with J A Konrath!

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • Ireen
    Douglas, United Kingdom
    1/9/12
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    "26 Tales of Terror"

    Excellent horror stories. All very original, although a lot of them are quite sick and twisted. The narration was also spot on.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • Jonathan
    Haywards Heath, United Kingdom
    9/2/11
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    "Enjoyable blend of horror & comedy"

    A lot of horror likes to call itself "not for the faint hearted" but this really isn't, and the easily squeamish may want to give it a miss as well. A lot of it was also conciously written to be funny rather than serious horror, so if that sort of thing annoys you, again maybe pass. The humour is generally pretty crude, mostly too crude for me to find amusing, but that's just me, and I think the level of humour fits the stories well.

    The stories themselves are by & large pretty good. They tend to deliver shocks rather than scares - I don't think I was ever scared, but was shocked constantly. For me it's the difference between something like The Grudge and a slasher flick like Friday the 13th - the gore in the latter is shocking, the more psychological nature of the former is scary, and the stories here all fall very squarely in the shocker category. They are all very original, very rarely predictable, which I prize highly in horror fiction. A lot of cannibalism though.

    The narration - generally it's good solid stuff, with well defined character voices etc., but I find it hard to forgive the cockney accent in "The Screaming", which is a bit of a diction nightmare in any case - Konrath claims to have made a great effort to match the langauge for the setting, i.e. 1960s England, but I found it pretty horrendous. Don't get discouraged and stop listenening though, the rest is much better.

    All in all, if you like your horror stories to be gory, brutal and nasty, you should enjoy these. If you like something less visceral, I really wouldn't risk it. If you do end up liking these, I'd recommend Haunted by Chuck Palanuik, which is as nasty but a good deal more intelligent, or The Collection, by Bentley Little.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • jennifer
    alfreton, United Kingdom
    4/6/12
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    "Horror Stories"

    This was brilliant listen,some stories being better than others,some very gory,I loved it but then again i have enjoyed all Jack Kilborn books,it can be disturbing in some stories so not for the faint hearted !!!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Mrs
    Luton Beds, United Kingdom
    11/26/12
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    "Poor"

    This collection of horror stories is disappointing. For example the story about a vampire in England has been poorly researched (quotes a price as 50p in 1960s

    England when decimal currency did not arrive until 1970s) and the 'cor blimey'

    accent of the American (trying to be British) reader is very irritating after a while.

    There are much better collections out there.

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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