• Holy Frigging Matrimony

  • By: Emma Chase
  • Narrated by: Sebastian York
  • Length: 52 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (1,208 ratings)

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Holy Frigging Matrimony

By: Emma Chase
Narrated by: Sebastian York
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Publisher's summary

What does Drew Evans have to say next? Find out in this short story, filled with his sexy charm, unique advice, and hilarious one-liners.

Marriage: The final frontier. Steven went first. He was kind of our test subject. Like those monkeys that NASA sent off into space in the '50s, all the while knowing they’d never make it back.

And now another poor rocket is ready to launch.

But this isn't just any posh New York wedding. You've seen my friends, you've met our families, you know you're in for a treat. Everyone wants their wedding to be memorable. This one's going to be un-frigging-forgettable.

©2014 Emma Chase (P)2014 Simon & Schuster, Inc.

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Manly

HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW COCK STIFFENLY BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE?
I will admit that I did not want to like this. This is suppose to be a romance and it is, plus. The plus is erotica or porn. I have listened to porn that had less dirty talk. Drew, the main character is the narrator of the story and he starts off as a real A@@hole. By the end, Chase has you liking the guy. I actually have a son, just like Drew. Mouthy, seems hard and unfeeling, but is a marshmallow inside. Those women with the patience to get past the hard shell outside will be pleasantly surprised.

SORRY, I DON'T SPEAK VAGINA
Narrator is excellent

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Short, but sweet

If you could sum up Holy Frigging Matrimony in three words, what would they be?

See my headline.

What did you like best about this story?

It had all the elements of a romance, condensed down to a quickie read.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Yes. Then again and again and again!

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If you're between books and want a quick fix of something light-hearted, this is a good book to keep handy. You get comedy, romance and erotica, with the added bonus of Sebastian York's yummy voice. What more could you want?!

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GOTTA LOVE DREW...

This is a great quickie escape of the continued antics of Drew and the other cast of quirky characters. Best of all, the great narration of Sebastian York. If for no other reason than to let that man cater to your ears, this book is definitely worth a listen!

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Disgusting

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The book preceding this was fairly entertaining, but this offering was just an excuse to write a short porn story, and not a very good one at that. I thought it was going to be about the wedding of the leading characters from the preceding book, but it was about two other people getting married - people I did not care about. Don't be fooled as I was.

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I just completed this series on audible and absolu

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OMG!! I just completed this series on audible and absolutely loved it!! Each story was sexy, laugh out loud funny, erotic, and very entertaining. I always love listening to the narrators Sebatian York, Deacon Lee, and Charlotte Penifield, but all three were extra exceptional in this series. I can't imagine any other narrators doing a better job. I thought I loved Emma Chase's Legal Briefs series, but this one beat it. I sure hope she writes more so we can have the story of Billy & Lilly (the stripper), Jack and Erin (one night hook-up, or continued friends with benefits to forever after story), and I would love to read the back story (or continued story) of Steven and Alexandra. I really love the series of Kristen Proby, Kendall Ryan, Lisa Rene Jones and Lauren Blakely, and didn't think I would love another author as much, but Emma Chase has joined their ranks of my favorite authors. I can't wait for her next release to read or hear on audible.

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Short But Great!

This was super short but well done. A nice little addition to Tangled. Like an extra epilogue. Drew cracks me up. Sebastian York reads him perfectly.

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Cliched and Predictable

If you were a fan of any of the dramas of nineties on the independent television network's you will be comfortable with the plot of this selection. Even one of Audible's great narrators couldn't rescue this one from abject mediocrity. Take a pass on this one; and if you want a good quick listen choose something from Diane Capri's "Get Jack Reacher" series.

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cute

6-23-22 re-listened this is HILARIOUS after you get through the long opening scene.

6-5-20 as always, love listening to SY. story opens with a long sex scene. it gets cute after that. ending was great. Delores (DeeDee) is a wild woman. I must say, I could not be as patient with Drew as the h is.

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Drew Evans is the man

I simply love this whole Gang!!! I remember the first time I read/listen to this novella and I was sure Drew and Kate were getting married hahahaha Emma got me in that!!

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Fun as always

STORY (sexy romance) - I love the whole series, and this short book delivers! Sexy, romantic and clever, it has it all.

PERFORMANCE - Sebastian York makes me drool.

OVERALL - Sexy with quite a bit of cursing. Recommended, especially for those who want to check out the series before investing time in a longer audiobook.

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