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Holy Frigging Matrimony Audiobook

Holy Frigging Matrimony

What does Drew Evans have to say next? Find out in this short story, filled with his sexy charm, unique advice, and hilarious one-liners. Marriage: The final frontier. Steven went first. He was kind of our test subject. Like those monkeys that NASA sent off into space in the '50s, all the while knowing they’d never make it back. And now another poor rocket is ready to launch. But this isn't just any posh New York wedding. You've seen my friends, you've met our families, you know you're in for a treat.
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Publisher's Summary

What does Drew Evans have to say next? Find out in this short story, filled with his sexy charm, unique advice, and hilarious one-liners.

Marriage: The final frontier. Steven went first. He was kind of our test subject. Like those monkeys that NASA sent off into space in the '50s, all the while knowing they’d never make it back.

And now another poor rocket is ready to launch.

But this isn't just any posh New York wedding. You've seen my friends, you've met our families, you know you're in for a treat. Everyone wants their wedding to be memorable. This one's going to be un-frigging-forgettable.

©2014 Emma Chase (P)2014 Simon & Schuster, Inc.

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    BluBumbleB 09-14-14
    BluBumbleB 09-14-14 Member Since 2016

    Audible OBSESSED!

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    "GOTTA LOVE DREW..."

    This is a great quickie escape of the continued antics of Drew and the other cast of quirky characters. Best of all, the great narration of Sebastian York. If for no other reason than to let that man cater to your ears, this book is definitely worth a listen!

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Jim "The Impatient" Springfield, MO, United States 11-17-15
    Jim "The Impatient" Springfield, MO, United States 11-17-15 Member Since 2015

    I am brutally honest. Popular, love everything they read, reviewers are scared to go neg. and risk their ranking. It's your money!!!

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    "Manly"

    HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW COCK STIFFENLY BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE?
    I will admit that I did not want to like this. This is suppose to be a romance and it is, plus. The plus is erotica or porn. I have listened to porn that had less dirty talk. Drew, the main character is the narrator of the story and he starts off as a real A@@hole. By the end, Chase has you liking the guy. I actually have a son, just like Drew. Mouthy, seems hard and unfeeling, but is a marshmallow inside. Those women with the patience to get past the hard shell outside will be pleasantly surprised.

    SORRY, I DON'T SPEAK VAGINA
    Narrator is excellent

    This has been a review by a Male in a Female's World.

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    Nell Emma S. New Jersey, USA 12-10-15
    Nell Emma S. New Jersey, USA 12-10-15
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    "Excellent Performance"

    A short story but very entertaining. Sabastian York did not disappoint. If you enjoyed Tangled, you will like this.

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    Lori Hanson Eau Claire, WI 11-24-15
    Lori Hanson Eau Claire, WI 11-24-15 Member Since 2012

    Civil War Nut LH

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    "Short, but sweet"
    If you could sum up Holy Frigging Matrimony in three words, what would they be?

    See my headline.


    What did you like best about this story?

    It had all the elements of a romance, condensed down to a quickie read.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes. Then again and again and again!


    Any additional comments?

    If you're between books and want a quick fix of something light-hearted, this is a good book to keep handy. You get comedy, romance and erotica, with the added bonus of Sebastian York's yummy voice. What more could you want?!

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    Amazon Customer 11-19-15 Member Since 2015

    I am a librarian working as a state worker by day and a FB stalker at night. I like thrillers, YA and, and just about anything in between.

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    "Funny and Adorable!"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Holy Frigging Matrimony to be better than the print version?

    I read along with the book on kindle while listening. Would I say it was better? No, not really. It really depends on your preference as to what format you choose. Sometimes the narrator does not always say everything exactly like the print, and that can be annoying, but it all works out in the end. I liked the audio version maybe a little better because I loved the narrator's inflection while he read and it just made me crack up laughing even more.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Holy Frigging Matrimony?

    For me, the most memorable moment is when Drew and Billy have their fight. My OCD could not get over the pasta bar fiasco and I laughed so hard when Drew shared Kate's... talents.


    What about Sebastian York’s performance did you like?

    Sebastian York's voice was not what I imagined for Drew. But after a little while, I grew to love him. I love, like I said, his intonation, his tone, just the way he told the story. My favorite though is his inflection.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    Be At The Wedding Reception Where Everyone Gets Down! (And Dirty)


    Any additional comments?

    Loved it!

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    goldeniii Santa Monica, CA USA 09-23-15
    goldeniii Santa Monica, CA USA 09-23-15 Member Since 2012

    goldeniii

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    "Short"

    Short and sweet. I love this narrator - he hits all the right notes. Excellent! I look, forward to the rest in the series.

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    Joalice 09-23-15
    Joalice 09-23-15
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    "Loved loved"

    I could not stop laughing this book has the hotness plus makes you laugh out loud one of the best books I have came across

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    Dawn Missouri City, Texas, United States 09-17-15
    Dawn Missouri City, Texas, United States 09-17-15
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    "I am in LOVE!"

    This was the best 'prologue' I've ever read!! It topped of the book nicely and has only made me want a real new BOOK in the series. Emma Chase's writing and Sebastian York's narration has totally tapped into my 'inner dude'!

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    dayle 06-12-15
    dayle 06-12-15
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    "Funny and addictive."

    Drew tells it like it is and makes no excuses for himself. This is a great series.

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    BIGmama 05-23-15
    BIGmama 05-23-15 Member Since 2015
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    "holy f-ing disappointing"

    I must say that this was a disappointing 3 chapter novella. I am not sure what I was expecting but novellas are usually much better than this. feels like it was hard hearted attempt. hope the next book in series is as good as the first.

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    5/9/15
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    "Made Me LOL"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Holy Frigging Matrimony to be better than the print version?

    Sebastian York's voice is to die for and this storey has a bit of every thing in it


    Have you listened to any of Sebastian York’s other performances? How does this one compare?

    I do seek out all of Sebastian York's books that he has notated his work is amazing ..


    Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Laughed in places


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  • Kat P
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    4/21/15
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    "Short but sweet!!!"

    This novella is short and sweet. I love it. Emma Chase makes me fall more in love with her books.

    I was so excited to read this book because I thought it was Drew and Kate's wedding. I guessed from the title, having only read Tangled. It wasn't but I wasn't disappointed. Awesome book and I love Delores even more.

    I would recommend this series. Love it.

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