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Holy Frigging Matrimony Audiobook
Holy Frigging Matrimony
Written by: 
Emma Chase
Narrated by: 
Sebastian York
Holy Frigging Matrimony Audiobook

Holy Frigging Matrimony

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Publisher's Summary

What does Drew Evans have to say next? Find out in this short story, filled with his sexy charm, unique advice, and hilarious one-liners.

Marriage: The final frontier. Steven went first. He was kind of our test subject. Like those monkeys that NASA sent off into space in the '50s, all the while knowing they’d never make it back.

And now another poor rocket is ready to launch.

But this isn't just any posh New York wedding. You've seen my friends, you've met our families, you know you're in for a treat. Everyone wants their wedding to be memorable. This one's going to be un-frigging-forgettable.

©2014 Emma Chase (P)2014 Simon & Schuster, Inc.

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    BluBumbleB 09-14-14
    BluBumbleB 09-14-14 Member Since 2016

    Audible OBSESSED!

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    "GOTTA LOVE DREW..."

    This is a great quickie escape of the continued antics of Drew and the other cast of quirky characters. Best of all, the great narration of Sebastian York. If for no other reason than to let that man cater to your ears, this book is definitely worth a listen!

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Jim "The Impatient" Springfield, MO, United States 11-17-15
    Jim "The Impatient" Springfield, MO, United States 11-17-15 Member Since 2015

    I am brutally honest. Popular, love everything they read, reviewers are scared to go neg. and risk their ranking. It's your money!!!

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    "Manly"

    HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW COCK STIFFENLY BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE?
    I will admit that I did not want to like this. This is suppose to be a romance and it is, plus. The plus is erotica or porn. I have listened to porn that had less dirty talk. Drew, the main character is the narrator of the story and he starts off as a real A@@hole. By the end, Chase has you liking the guy. I actually have a son, just like Drew. Mouthy, seems hard and unfeeling, but is a marshmallow inside. Those women with the patience to get past the hard shell outside will be pleasantly surprised.

    SORRY, I DON'T SPEAK VAGINA
    Narrator is excellent

    This has been a review by a Male in a Female's World.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    goldeniii Santa Monica, CA USA 09-23-15
    goldeniii Santa Monica, CA USA 09-23-15 Member Since 2012

    goldeniii

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    "Short"

    Short and sweet. I love this narrator - he hits all the right notes. Excellent! I look, forward to the rest in the series.

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    Joalice 09-23-15
    Joalice 09-23-15
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    "Loved loved"

    I could not stop laughing this book has the hotness plus makes you laugh out loud one of the best books I have came across

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    CrazyBookNerd 06-23-16 Member Since 2015

    I love to read romance books.

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    "Short But Great!"

    This was super short but well done. A nice little addition to Tangled. Like an extra epilogue. Drew cracks me up. Sebastian York reads him perfectly.

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    Amazon Customer 06-16-16 Member Since 2015
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    it's good but short wish it would have been added to the next book !!

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    prec929 04-11-16
    prec929 04-11-16

    Say something about yourself!

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    "Ended too soon"

    I enjoyed it however it left me wanting more. I need more!!
    So not fair.

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    Audrey 03-04-16
    Audrey 03-04-16 Member Since 2016
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    "OMG I will can listen to Sebas"

    I can listen to Sebastian York all night long.
    He makes it sexy for me.

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    Nell Emma S. New Jersey, USA 12-10-15
    Nell Emma S. New Jersey, USA 12-10-15
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    "Excellent Performance"

    A short story but very entertaining. Sabastian York did not disappoint. If you enjoyed Tangled, you will like this.

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    Lori Hanson Eau Claire, WI 11-24-15
    Lori Hanson Eau Claire, WI 11-24-15 Member Since 2012

    Civil War Nut LH

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    "Short, but sweet"
    If you could sum up Holy Frigging Matrimony in three words, what would they be?

    See my headline.


    What did you like best about this story?

    It had all the elements of a romance, condensed down to a quickie read.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes. Then again and again and again!


    Any additional comments?

    If you're between books and want a quick fix of something light-hearted, this is a good book to keep handy. You get comedy, romance and erotica, with the added bonus of Sebastian York's yummy voice. What more could you want?!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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  • Mr. G. V. West
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    "Made Me LOL"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Holy Frigging Matrimony to be better than the print version?

    Sebastian York's voice is to die for and this storey has a bit of every thing in it


    Have you listened to any of Sebastian York’s other performances? How does this one compare?

    I do seek out all of Sebastian York's books that he has notated his work is amazing ..


    Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Laughed in places


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Kat P
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    4/21/15
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    "Short but sweet!!!"

    This novella is short and sweet. I love it. Emma Chase makes me fall more in love with her books.

    I was so excited to read this book because I thought it was Drew and Kate's wedding. I guessed from the title, having only read Tangled. It wasn't but I wasn't disappointed. Awesome book and I love Delores even more.

    I would recommend this series. Love it.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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