• Holidays on Ice

  • Featuring Six New Stories
  • By: David Sedaris
  • Narrated by: David Sedaris
  • Length: 4 hrs and 19 mins
  • 4.2 out of 5 stars (3,770 ratings)

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Holidays on Ice

By: David Sedaris
Narrated by: David Sedaris
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Publisher's summary

David Sedaris's beloved holiday collection is new again with six more pieces, including a never before published story. Along with such favorites as the diaries of a Macy's elf and the annals of two very competitive families, are Sedaris's tales of tardy trick-or-treaters ("Us and Them"); the difficulties of explaining the Easter Bunny to the French ("Jesus Shaves"); what to do when you've been locked out in a snowstorm ("Let It Snow"); the puzzling Christmas traditions of other nations ("Six to Eight Black Men"); what Halloween at the medical examiner's looks like ("The Monster Mash"); and a barnyard secret Santa scheme gone awry ("Cow and Turkey").

No matter what your favorite holiday, you won't want to miss celebrating it with the author who has been called "one of the funniest writers alive" (Economist).

©2008 David Sedaris (P)2008 David Sedaris

Editorial Review

You didn’t think I was going to be *all* doom and gloom, did you?? Last night I picked up a bottle of brandy from the corner wine store, poured it with a splash of eggnog into my Fishs Eddy Turnt tumbler, and settled in for an evening of wrapping gifts and listening to David Sedaris’s Santaland Diaries from Holidays on Ice. His hilarious account of working as a department store elf is an absolute classic (shenanigans, obviously, ensue), and I hope you’ll love it as much as I do. —Rachel S., Audible Editor

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One of his best

I love this book so much I listen to it every holiday season. David Sedaris is a treasure.

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Nothing better

There is no one better than David Sedaris. He is fantastically funny and heartbreaking all at once. Poignant, moving, laugh out loud. My absolute favorite.

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Six Not-Quite-New Stories

If you could sum up Holidays on Ice in three words, what would they be?

hilarious, scandalous, worrisome

What did you like best about this story?

David is a great story-teller and is self-deprecating and proud all in one go.

Which scene was your favorite?

Being a Christmas elf.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Yes.

Any additional comments?

These stories are great, but they are not all new. They have been in other publications.

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Sedaris' holiday winner

A short listen; some great fiction as well as Sedaris' timeless account of working as an elf at Macy's. For someone who's become jaded about the holidays, Sedaris really gave me something to laugh at.

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A Christmas Tradition

A must listen to every Christmas. Move over Rudolph, this book is the real joy of the season.

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David Sedaris never disappoints

It is hard for me to be unbiased when it comes to reviewing David Sedaris's work as I am a huge fan. As always, entertaining, especially in a Winter holiday context. I also love that David always narrates his books which makes them especially enjoyable.

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Worth his weight in gold.

David Sedaris is a SCREAM. I love him. Treat yourself to this pleasure cruise of fun.

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My first and favorite David Sedaris book.

Every single story is a Holiday treat spiked w/sarcasm, humor, and maybe a little Rum.

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Hilarious Holiday Fun

A true holiday classic. Narrated by the author. A must for any holiday road trip.

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A holiday listen every year

Every year I read this book, this year o decided to listen to it. Loved it!

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