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Holidays on Ice Audiobook

Holidays on Ice: Featuring Six New Stories

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Publisher's Summary

David Sedaris's beloved holiday collection is new again with six more pieces, including a never before published story. Along with such favorites as the diaries of a Macy's elf and the annals of two very competitive families, are Sedaris's tales of tardy trick-or-treaters ("Us and Them"); the difficulties of explaining the Easter Bunny to the French ("Jesus Shaves"); what to do when you've been locked out in a snowstorm ("Let It Snow"); the puzzling Christmas traditions of other nations ("Six to Eight Black Men"); what Halloween at the medical examiner's looks like ("The Monster Mash"); and a barnyard secret Santa scheme gone awry ("Cow and Turkey").

No matter what your favorite holiday, you won't want to miss celebrating it with the author who has been called "one of the funniest writers alive" (Economist).

©2008 David Sedaris; (P)2008 David Sedaris

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    Bruce United States 03-12-12
    Bruce United States 03-12-12 Member Since 2011
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    "Disappointing"

    Like several other reviews, I laugh myself sick with David Sedaris stories. However, this collection of stories just weren't that funny.

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    Floyd AURORA, CO, United States 01-23-12
    Floyd AURORA, CO, United States 01-23-12 Member Since 2011
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    "Sedaris' holiday winner"

    A short listen; some great fiction as well as Sedaris' timeless account of working as an elf at Macy's. For someone who's become jaded about the holidays, Sedaris really gave me something to laugh at.

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    OTDiva 01-12-12
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    "Holiday Snarkiness"
    What made the experience of listening to Holidays on Ice the most enjoyable?

    David Sedaris can either be hilarious or a bit cringe-worthy, but this book is almost entirely hilarious. Take care when listening while driving - there are parts so funny that I almost ran off the road!


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    Daniel New Berlin, Wisconsin, United States 01-10-12
    Daniel New Berlin, Wisconsin, United States 01-10-12 Listener Since 2008
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    "It's not Christmas without the Santa Land Diaries"
    Would you listen to Holidays on Ice again? Why?

    Yes, I love to hear about the Santa Land Diaries. Working in retail, the diaries, well maybe not 100% accurate, it catches a lot of peoples attitudes


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    Elizabeth MIDDLETOWN, CT, United States 12-27-11
    Elizabeth MIDDLETOWN, CT, United States 12-27-11
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    "Holiday Hilarity"
    If you could sum up Holidays on Ice in three words, what would they be?

    Funny, original, crative


    What did you like best about this story?

    This collection of Sedaris' holiday related stories is a laugh a minute. He takes everday events with which we are all familiar (eg a visit to Santa in Macy's or the holiday letter ) and presents unique perspectives on them. He is an original and creative humorist. I have most of his books and intend to get the rest!


    What does David Sedaris bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    His reading makes the story more intimate and personal.


    Any additional comments?

    It would make a wonderful gift for those people in your life with whom you share laughter.

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    Sally United States 12-26-11
    Sally United States 12-26-11
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    "Great story for the Holidays"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Holidays on Ice to be better than the print version?

    Yes, Because David Sedaris reads it in his own voice.


    What other book might you compare Holidays on Ice to and why?

    None come to mind


    Have you listened to any of David Sedaris’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    Yes, David Sedaris Has a great reading voice.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    No


    Any additional comments?

    This is a great book to listen to during the Holidays. I love David Sedaris humor.

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    Tami 11-23-11
    Tami 11-23-11

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    "Funny, funny, funny"

    These stories never fail to make me laugh out loud and with David Sedaris reading them...well, it just doesn't get any better!

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    Pamela Harvey The Coast of Rhode Island 12-26-08
    Pamela Harvey The Coast of Rhode Island 12-26-08 Member Since 2016

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    "Not Funny"

    I never thought I could get through a David Sedaris book without over-working my abdominals from laughing too hard, but with this book I seem to have achieved that milestone.

    This book is seriously not funny. I suspect this may be somewhat related to the fact that it seems to be a commissioned anthology, but it fails to deliver the characteristic irony and that "we've all been there" identification so characteristic of Sedaris' work.

    I appreciate the sentiments of an earlier reviewer so I skipped the story about the visitor from Viet Nam - what little I did listen to was, plainly, awful, and not helped by the dramatic efforts of the reader. I had high hopes that the humor contained in rest of the anecdotes and episodes would compensate. But the remaining stories were a bleak disappointment.

    I hope this is just a glitch in the road for Sedaris, occasioned by the fact that he was forced to be funny for the holidays, and that his well of life experience and his ability to draw from that bounty have not run dry.


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    Amy HARRISBURG, NC, United States 02-03-13
    Amy HARRISBURG, NC, United States 02-03-13 Member Since 2011
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    "David Sedaris never disappoints"

    It is hard for me to be unbiased when it comes to reviewing David Sedaris's work as I am a huge fan. As always, entertaining, especially in a Winter holiday context. I also love that David always narrates his books which makes them especially enjoyable.

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    Lauren HERNDON, VA, United States 06-20-12
    Lauren HERNDON, VA, United States 06-20-12 Member Since 2013

    32 year old female in the DC area with a terribly long commute and high standards for my audiobooks... I like science fiction, science, instructional, and humorous novels.

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    "David Sedaris - Usually better than this"
    What made the experience of listening to Holidays on Ice the most enjoyable?

    As always, David Sedaris is incredibly funny and, Mr. Sedaris, if you are reading this, I apologize. I love your writing so. I'd be your biggest fan but that's a pretty creepy appellation.

    This collection, though, just didn't really flow. It was a collection of stories with only the mild theme of holidays. It gets a 4 overall because he is a really good author but, judged by comparing to his other books, it should get a 3.


    What was the most interesting aspect of this story? The least interesting?

    Many of these stories were in his other books, to some extent that's expected, but not when it's such a significant amount of the book. Also, the long performance piece done by another voiceover actor should have been labelled "seriously unabridged" - it went on about twice as long as it ought.


    0 of 1 people found this review helpful

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