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Guy Noir and the Straight Skinny

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Guy Noir and the Straight Skinny

By: Garrison Keillor
Narrated by: Garrison Keillor, Tim Russell, Sue Scott
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On the 12th floor of the Acme Building, on a cold February day in St. Paul, Guy Noir looks down the barrel of a loaded revolver in the hands of geezer gangster Joey Roast Beef, who is demanding to hear what lucrative scheme Guy is cooking up with stripper-turned-women's-studies-professor Naomi Fallopian. Everyone wants to know - Joey, Lieutenant McCafferty, reporter Gene Williker, Guy's ex-girlfriend Sugar O'Toole, the despicable Larry B. Larry, the dreamboat Scarlett Anderson, Mr. Kress of the FDA - and Guy faces them one by one, as he and Naomi pursue a dream of earning gazillions by selling a surefire method of dramatic weight loss. In this whirlwind caper Guy looks death in the eye, falls in love, and faces off with the capo del capo del grande primo capo Johnny Banana.

©2012 Garrison Keillor (P)2012 HighBridge Company
Anthologies & Short Stories Fiction Hard-Boiled Literature & Fiction Mystery Funny Witty Short Story
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What about the narrators’s performance did you like?

The performance was great. However, the audio had a lot of bass and was difficult to hear in the car at times.

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Guy Noir and the Straight Skinny was a great audio book. Read by Keillor himself, it was nonstop FUNNY!!! There are more than a few one-liners that kept us laughing all the way from New Jersey to Virginia. The Audible version is four hours and eight minutes. The time goes very quickly as Guy Noir finds his way through a series of misadventures with a very unusual cast of characters and a tapeworm. Very entertaining!!!

Entertaining!

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Great geezer humor. Well done on all counts. listened twice. I liked it very much.

Tops

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I enjoyed listening to Garrison Keillor and crew tell this story of Guy Noir. Great fun to listen to during the COVID quarantine. I enjoyed it so much I listened to it twice in a row over a weekend off. As an essential worker, I have been working long hours with few breaks during the COVID shutdown. This was a great break and distraction!

Great fun!

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Would you consider the audio edition of Guy Noir and the Straight Skinny to be better than the print version?

Never read the print version. I preferred to listen to Garrison Keillor speak the words.

What other book might you compare Guy Noir and the Straight Skinny to and why?

I would compare it With Dirk Gentry. Because they are both funny detectives, who have strange adventures.

What does the narrators bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

Keillor is the best narrator of all time. I think he can make anything he reads funny.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Yes I did read it in one setting.

Any additional comments?

I loved Keillor in Prarrie Home Companion. I will listen to him read anything.

Guy Noir not the greatest detective.

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Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?

I think I'm on the border. I gave this book a shot, as it is outside of my comfort zone, and it was better than I thought.

Would you be willing to try another book from Garrison Keillor? Why or why not?

Maybe. Some parts were quick clever and funny, but overall I was not entirely impressed.

Have you listened to any of the narrators’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

I have not, although I thought the narration was great.

Could you see Guy Noir and the Straight Skinny being made into a movie or a TV series? Who should the stars be?

No. I don't think it would lend itself well to a screen.

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