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Good Omens Audiobook

Good Omens

The world will end on Saturday. Next Saturday. Just before dinner, according to The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch, the world's only completely accurate book of prophecies, written in 1655. The armies of Good and Evil are amassing and everything appears to be going according to Divine Plan. Except that a somewhat fussy angel and a fast-living demon are not actually looking forward to the coming Rapture. And someone seems to have misplaced the Antichrist.
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Publisher's Summary

The world will end on Saturday. Next Saturday. Just before dinner, according to The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch, the world's only completely accurate book of prophecies, written in 1655. The armies of Good and Evil are amassing and everything appears to be going according to Divine Plan. Except that a somewhat fussy angel and a fast-living demon are not actually looking forward to the coming Rapture. And someone seems to have misplaced the Antichrist. Put New York Times best-selling authors Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett together...and all Hell breaks loose.

©1990 Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett; (P)2009 HarperCollins Publishers

What the Critics Say

"Pratchett (of Discworld fame) and Gaiman (of Sandman fame) may seem an unlikely combination, but the topic (Armageddon) of this fast-paced novel is old hat to both. Pratchett's wackiness collaborates with Gaiman's morbid humor; the result is a humanist delight to be savored and reread again and again." (Amazon.com review)

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    Deborah 08-30-14
    Deborah 08-30-14
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    "A Thoroughly Enjoyable Listen"

    Witty and droll English humor, delightfully bizarre characters (well, Death isn't so delightful) and satirical examinations of Biblical prophesy, pop culture, British roadways, food & diet obsession, our many human failings and frailties, and more. The narrator is superb, presenting a huge cast of characters each with his or her own distinct, spot-on voice. I startled more than a few strangers when I laughed out loud while grocery shopping and taking a walk. Perfect summer listen!

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    Iziah Gile 08-28-14
    Iziah Gile 08-28-14
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    "Great book, but doesn't translate to Audio Book as"
    What disappointed you about Good Omens?

    The story is great written, but the story is too slow for a good audio book story.


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    Emily Mount Macedon, Australia 08-28-14
    Emily Mount Macedon, Australia 08-28-14 Member Since 2015

    A lover of audiobooks of all kinds, since childhood, when long car journeys were accompanied by Discworld stories. @ReineDesLivres (Twitter)

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    "Devilishly funny, angelically read. Perfect!"

    Good Omens is a simply fantastic book. Two genius British writers, Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, join forces to imagine the apocalypse. The result is a brilliantly funny novel, with a bibliophilic angel, a vintage Bentley-driving demon, witch-finders, gangs of enthusiastic children, apocalyptic motorcyclists and the only witch who could accurately foresee the End of Days. If I need to be clearer, this novel is the best of Pratchett meeting the best of Gaiman, and you won't be disappointed!

    Martin Jarvis is the perfect choice as narrator. His voice moves from character to character with ease and style, and never skips a beat during conversations. The accents are impeccable, and make listening to this audiobook an absolute pleasure.

    Buy this audiobook. Listen, laugh, and then listen to it again. You'll be in audiobook heaven.

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    Stephanie L. Thompson 08-26-14 Member Since 2015
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    "Fantastic Story with Good Narration"

    The combination of Pratchett and Gaiman was a truly beautiful thing that absolutely should have culminated in more novels! Their styles weave together seamlessly in this story, with a result that you spend most of it laughing until your sides hurt . . . but you also find yourself doing a bit of thinking.

    The narration, voice-wise and acting-wise, is stellar. I was a little sad not to have one of Pratchett's usual narrators, at first, but I rapidly came to love how Jarvis handled the material. My one complaint, though, is his lack of pauses. He doesn't give space from one section to the next, which actually does compromise the story a bit. It makes some scenes confusing for a minute or so, and renders others a little less effective. My advice is to go ahead and buy this one, because it's still brilliant, but read the book FIRST. That way, you can fully appreciate the full marvelousness of Pratchett and Gaiman's collaboration, and then you can have a great time listening to the story over and over again.

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    Carol 08-24-14
    Carol 08-24-14
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    "great colaboration"
    What did you love best about Good Omens?

    The humor and the overall storyline. I didn't remember what the book was about when I turned on the audio book and was laughing from the very beginning. Good and evil collaborating brilliant.


    What about Martin Jarvis’s performance did you like?

    I would read anything written by Neil Bauman now add Terry Pratchett a brilliant combination of humor and serious moral soul searching


    Who was the most memorable character of Good Omens and why?

    Added to the enjoyment of the novel


    Any additional comments?

    Neil and Terry please give us more collaborative works

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    mizscience FAIRFAX, VA, United States 08-21-14
    mizscience FAIRFAX, VA, United States 08-21-14 Member Since 2016

    A wannabe riot.

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    "Exceeds all the hype -- excellent!"

    Oh man…it's rare that a book with so much hype lives up to it's reputation - but this book surpassed all expectation. It's not everyday that an angel, a demon, a missing antichrist, a ridiculously accurate witch, a thoroughly modern witch, a pretend witch hunter, an actual witch hunter, a hellhound-turned-toy dog, and a batty old lady can be combined into a funny, clever, and unforgettable story, but Pratchett & Gaiman make it work. I had the added benefit of experiencing this in audiobook form, narrated by Martin Jarvis - who made the numerous characters come to life with his fantastic voices. This book is an instant favorite and I recommend it to everyone.

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    D. M. Malayeri 08-09-14
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    "Wonderful story, fantastic narration"
    If you could sum up Good Omens in three words, what would they be?

    Hilarious, awesome narration, never boring


    What did you like best about this story?

    It was so irreverent and yet had an underlying message about religion and good vs. evil. Kind of a cross between the movie Dogma (but better done!) and Hitchhiker's Guide.


    What about Martin Jarvis’s performance did you like?

    Flawless. He did different voices for different characters, and they were so distinctive that you knew who was speaking immediately. My favorites were Adam, Crowley and Izrafel (sp?) and Pepper.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    Good vs. Evil vs. Human: the ultimate cosmic showdown.


    Any additional comments?

    I loved the book and would have enjoyed it even if I were reading it. But the narration was so incredible that I've been recommending the audiobook to my friends who've already read the book. This is truly the epitome of a great audiobook, that all others should aspire to.

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    Mysfyt 08-03-14
    Mysfyt 08-03-14
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    "Skipped chapters"
    What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

    The book not jumping chapters


    Has Good Omens turned you off from other books in this genre?

    Nope. The story itself is great. Just bouncing forward isn't.


    How did the narrator detract from the book?

    He was fine. Good range of voices.


    What character would you cut from Good Omens?

    The skipping chapter troll


    Any additional comments?

    None.

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    Marjorie Los Gatos, CA, United States 08-02-14
    Marjorie Los Gatos, CA, United States 08-02-14

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    "Wonderful book, some problems with the performance"

    This is one of my favorite books of all time and I enjoyed the audiobook a great deal. It's smart, funny, thought-provoking and fast-paced. Martin Jarvis captures just the right tone of mild and dry British wit in his narration and he does a fine job capturing many of the characters' voices.

    Aziraphale and Crowley are just magnificently done, and their banter is one of the best parts of the book. I love their talks in St. James Park where the feed (and Crowley torments) the ducks while other furtive pairings of similar opposites do the same. Madame Tracy sounds exactly like the cheery, sweet middle-aged woman I've always pictured her as. And Shadwell is hilarious, barely intelligible and forever spewing invective but at heart just a nice but lonely old man with a mission. There are a lot of characters in this book, both principal and incidental and Jarvis gets most of them spot on.

    Unfortunately, there are a couple of important characters whose voices made me cringe. War is one of them. She's a wonderful character, a sexy, swaggering woman around whom fights break out spontaneously. Jarvis attempts a kittenish purr for her which would be delightful if he wasn't very obviously a British man trying to vamp like a sex kitten. It doesn't work and it broke my enjoyment every time she spoke.

    The other Motorcyclists of the Apocalypse's voices were ... okay but didn't really seem to capture them properly in my mind but that wasn't a big deal. With that many characters, you can't get them all perfect.

    But I was disappointed with Adam's characterization. Adam is one of the key characters. He's an 11 year old boy who happens to be the Antichrist. He has a charismatic personality, is a natural leader to his band of friends with whom he carouses around Lower Tadfield, getting into all kinds of interesting (but largely harmless) scrapes, and his voice as done by Jarvis makes him sound like a rather dimwitted middle-aged man.

    Still, none of this detracts from the overall enjoyment of the story to the extent that I wouldn't recommend it. I do. It is a rollicking fun romp and you will be sorry when it's over.

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    Sierra Bravo 06-23-14 Member Since 2002

    Semi retired small business person/ college professor/ investor.

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    "Thought provoking while being a laugh a minuite."
    Any additional comments?

    Typical Pratchett even though it was only co written by him. For a book with two authors it is relatively seamless. I think the underlying message of the book (should it even have one) is that just because you are trying to do good does not necessarily mean you are. Of course you will be too busy chuckling to yourself to realize there is a point. You just have to love the two main characters.

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