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God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater | [Kurt Vonnegut]

God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater

Eliot Rosewater, a drunk volunteer fireman and president of the fabulously rich Rosewater Foundation, is about to attempt a noble experiment with human nature, with a little help from writer Kilgore Trout. The result is Kurt Vonnegut's funniest satire, an etched-in-acid portrayal of the greed, hypocrisy, and follies of the flesh we are all heir to.
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Eliot Rosewater, a drunk volunteer fireman and president of the fabulously rich Rosewater Foundation, is about to attempt a noble experiment with human nature, with a little help from writer Kilgore Trout. The result is Kurt Vonnegut's funniest satire, an etched-in-acid portrayal of the greed, hypocrisy, and follies of the flesh we are all heir to.

This production is part of our Audible Modern Vanguard line, a collection of important works from groundbreaking authors.

©1965 Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.; (P)2008 Audible, Inc.

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"[Vonnegut] at his wildest best!" (The New York Times Book Review)

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    Darwin8u Mesa, AZ, United States 03-27-14
    Darwin8u Mesa, AZ, United States 03-27-14

    "... there are times when silence is a poem." - John Fowles, the Magus ^(;,;)^

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    "Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth."

    ...
    It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter.
    It's round and wet and crowded.
    At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here.
    There's only one rule that I know of, babies—
    God damn it, you've got to be kind."

    I've only got two big rules with my two babies. # 1 be happy, # 2 be kind. Everything else is negotable, babies.

    It appears that Kurt Vonnegut independently arrived at the same conclusion. 'God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater' happens to be a fairly straight-forward novel about money and charity and kindness and sanity. Vonnegut's novel (subtitled 'Pearls before Swine') is about the Rosewater family and how they invest their efforts into a foundation as a means of keeping the government from taxing their money. The problem is Eliot Rosewater (the protagonist) ends up not caring much about money and being infinitely charitable and kind. This obviously is a form of insanity that either needs to be exploited (by lawyers) or protected (by family).

    In some ways, in its heart, it reminds me of a simplified, satirized version of Dostoevsky's 'the Idiot'. When people are good, selfless, and caring in a world like the one we all live in, they must be stupid or a little nuts. They certainly aren't likely to survive.

    14 of 14 people found this review helpful
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    thomas charlotte, NC, United States 09-12-13
    thomas charlotte, NC, United States 09-12-13 Member Since 2012

    I work full time in Financial Services, teach part time, listen to music (a lot) and love Science Fiction and Speculative Fiction.

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    "A Story About Money"
    If you could sum up God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater in three words, what would they be?

    The Money Shot


    What was one of the most memorable moments of God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater?

    Vonnegut has so many classic situations in his stories, that not only make you laugh but cry at the same time so its tough. But I would say when Rosewater comes to a moment of clarity at the end of the novel it really pulls the story together in a profound way. You may not like his response, but you must admit that it solidifies his narrative.


    Which character – as performed by Eric Michael Summerer – was your favorite?

    Rosewater. The images of him living day to day in squalor but being so happy and helping others was well done. "How Can We Help You"....terrific.


    Who was the most memorable character of God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater and why?

    The woman who called Rosewater up every day was my favorite for some reason. She was the average person who struggles to deal with life, the fact that Rosewater took time for her sums up the treatise of the novel. The everyday contains magical qualities that can never be overlooked, being kind to people is always a good investment.


    Any additional comments?

    Its almost impossible to review Vonnegut, who is my view is the most over looked and under rated American novelist ever. He wrote some of the best books in the American literary tradition. This book, though dated in some respects is timeless in others. I can understand why some people don't like his work, but if you do you owe it to yourself to listen to this well produced thoughtful version.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Michael 05-29-12
    Michael 05-29-12

    Classics, history, historical fiction, marketing, Napoleonic stuff and of course 'Boys own Adventure'. This is my bent. Occasional self help as well.

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    "If you have everything, what would you give back?"
    Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?

    I think Kurt Vonnegut is one of the best authors of the 20th Century. Love his work although I would have to say this is not his best, it isn't bad either. I like his characters but the situation in this book is a little pedestrian for my liking.


    What was your reaction to the ending? (No spoilers please!)

    The enjoyment is in the journey in this book. The ending isn't bad but nothing to 'knock your socks off'.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    When you get into the characters thinking is when this book really excels.


    Did God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater inspire you to do anything?

    Read another Kurt Vonnegut book, I recommend 'Slaughterhouse Five'.


    Any additional comments?

    Eric Michael Summerer is fantastic with his characters accents and personalities. Vonnegut's writing is excellent, but this book is not his best work. Listen to it as part of his complete works, not as an example.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Rochester, NY USA 02-04-15
    Rochester, NY USA 02-04-15 Member Since 2013

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    "Funny"

    Very good Vonnegut. An interesting and funny view of the insanity of over the top liberalism and conservatism. Great characters. Well read: appropriate voice changes by character which added humor.

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    Mari K. 02-02-15
    Mari K. 02-02-15 Member Since 2014
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    "Classic Vonnegut"

    Great narration! Quirky subject material. Great characters. Had never heard of this one until I saw it on audible's list.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Kira 12-22-14
    Kira 12-22-14 Member Since 2013
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    "Classic Vonnegut Fun"
    If you could sum up God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater in three words, what would they be?

    Witty, Kooky, Interesting


    What did you like best about this story?

    I had to start the book twice, and really listen to catch the initial premise of the book, but I was glad I did. The story is a great look at the role of money and charity in our society. I love that Vonnegut is unafraid to show the silly, ridiculous, and sometime vulgar side of humanity to illustrate an actually beautiful idea.


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    Bobbie CORVALLIS, OR, United States 12-04-14
    Bobbie CORVALLIS, OR, United States 12-04-14 Member Since 2007
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    "Couldn't get into it"
    What would have made God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater better?

    A faster and deeper story line.


    What do you think your next listen will be?

    Nor of a novel than a story.


    Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Eric Michael Summerer?

    I had no problem with him


    You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?

    It was not absolutely horrible and it did have a nice twist to it.


    Any additional comments?

    No.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Vera Stein 10-27-14
    Vera Stein 10-27-14
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    "First and Last Vonnegut for me!"

    I just couldn't get "into" this book. I wanted to try to read (listen) to my first Vonnegut novel to see why he is so popular. I really hated this book!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Andrew FAIR OAKS, CA, United States 10-07-14
    Andrew FAIR OAKS, CA, United States 10-07-14 Member Since 2009

    I'm a web developer based out of Sacramento, I listen to books while I work, and love audible.

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    "What can I say it's Vonnegut"
    Any additional comments?

    Another brilliant book by Vonnegut, this book is hysterical and complete satire on a rich family and the people they are associated with. All of which are pretty nutty in their own way.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    S. Audette 09-26-14
    S. Audette 09-26-14 Member Since 2015
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    "Changed my view of money"
    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    "Thus did a handful of rapacious citizens come to control all that was worth controlling in America. Thus was the savage and stupid and entirely inappropriate and unnecessary and humorless American class system created. Honest, industrious, peaceful citizens were classed as bloodsuckers, if they asked to be paid a living wage. And they saw that praise was reserved henceforth for those who devised means of getting paid enormously for committing crimes against which no laws had been passed."

    Wow.


    Any additional comments?

    This book speaks perfectly to our times. Poor people "earn" money while rich people "make" money. Money is a fiction we all buy into, without realizing the game is rigged.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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