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God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater | [Kurt Vonnegut]

God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater

Eliot Rosewater, a drunk volunteer fireman and president of the fabulously rich Rosewater Foundation, is about to attempt a noble experiment with human nature, with a little help from writer Kilgore Trout. The result is Kurt Vonnegut's funniest satire, an etched-in-acid portrayal of the greed, hypocrisy, and follies of the flesh we are all heir to.
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Eliot Rosewater, a drunk volunteer fireman and president of the fabulously rich Rosewater Foundation, is about to attempt a noble experiment with human nature, with a little help from writer Kilgore Trout. The result is Kurt Vonnegut's funniest satire, an etched-in-acid portrayal of the greed, hypocrisy, and follies of the flesh we are all heir to.

This production is part of our Audible Modern Vanguard line, a collection of important works from groundbreaking authors.

©1965 Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.; (P)2008 Audible, Inc.

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"[Vonnegut] at his wildest best!" (The New York Times Book Review)

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    Darwin8u Mesa, AZ, United States 03-27-14
    Darwin8u Mesa, AZ, United States 03-27-14 Member Since 2011

    A part-time buffoon and ersatz scholar specializing in BS, pedantry, schmaltz and cultural coprophagia.

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    "Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth."

    ...
    It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter.
    It's round and wet and crowded.
    At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here.
    There's only one rule that I know of, babies—
    God damn it, you've got to be kind."

    I've only got two big rules with my two babies. # 1 be happy, # 2 be kind. Everything else is negotable, babies.

    It appears that Kurt Vonnegut independently arrived at the same conclusion. 'God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater' happens to be a fairly straight-forward novel about money and charity and kindness and sanity. Vonnegut's novel (subtitled 'Pearls before Swine') is about the Rosewater family and how they invest their efforts into a foundation as a means of keeping the government from taxing their money. The problem is Eliot Rosewater (the protagonist) ends up not caring much about money and being infinitely charitable and kind. This obviously is a form of insanity that either needs to be exploited (by lawyers) or protected (by family).

    In some ways, in its heart, it reminds me of a simplified, satirized version of Dostoevsky's 'the Idiot'. When people are good, selfless, and caring in a world like the one we all live in, they must be stupid or a little nuts. They certainly aren't likely to survive.

    12 of 12 people found this review helpful
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    thomas charlotte, NC, United States 09-12-13
    thomas charlotte, NC, United States 09-12-13 Member Since 2012

    I work full time in Financial Services, teach part time, listen to music (a lot) and love Science Fiction and Speculative Fiction.

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    "A Story About Money"
    If you could sum up God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater in three words, what would they be?

    The Money Shot


    What was one of the most memorable moments of God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater?

    Vonnegut has so many classic situations in his stories, that not only make you laugh but cry at the same time so its tough. But I would say when Rosewater comes to a moment of clarity at the end of the novel it really pulls the story together in a profound way. You may not like his response, but you must admit that it solidifies his narrative.


    Which character – as performed by Eric Michael Summerer – was your favorite?

    Rosewater. The images of him living day to day in squalor but being so happy and helping others was well done. "How Can We Help You"....terrific.


    Who was the most memorable character of God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater and why?

    The woman who called Rosewater up every day was my favorite for some reason. She was the average person who struggles to deal with life, the fact that Rosewater took time for her sums up the treatise of the novel. The everyday contains magical qualities that can never be overlooked, being kind to people is always a good investment.


    Any additional comments?

    Its almost impossible to review Vonnegut, who is my view is the most over looked and under rated American novelist ever. He wrote some of the best books in the American literary tradition. This book, though dated in some respects is timeless in others. I can understand why some people don't like his work, but if you do you owe it to yourself to listen to this well produced thoughtful version.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Michael Sydney, Australia 05-29-12
    Michael Sydney, Australia 05-29-12 Member Since 2007

    Classics, history, historical fiction, marketing, Napoleonic stuff and of course 'Boys own Adventure'. This is my bent. Occasional self help as well.

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    "If you have everything, what would you give back?"
    Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?

    I think Kurt Vonnegut is one of the best authors of the 20th Century. Love his work although I would have to say this is not his best, it isn't bad either. I like his characters but the situation in this book is a little pedestrian for my liking.


    What was your reaction to the ending? (No spoilers please!)

    The enjoyment is in the journey in this book. The ending isn't bad but nothing to 'knock your socks off'.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    When you get into the characters thinking is when this book really excels.


    Did God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater inspire you to do anything?

    Read another Kurt Vonnegut book, I recommend 'Slaughterhouse Five'.


    Any additional comments?

    Eric Michael Summerer is fantastic with his characters accents and personalities. Vonnegut's writing is excellent, but this book is not his best work. Listen to it as part of his complete works, not as an example.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Erik Sooke, British Columbia, Canada 06-02-14
    Erik Sooke, British Columbia, Canada 06-02-14 Member Since 2011
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    "Vonnegut - Love him or leave him?"

    Vonnegut seems to invoke the "love it or leave it" reaction and there are not many people who sit in the middle. I'll confess up front: I like his style and his social commentary, as the latter is usually spot on.

    I can fully understand how his style would be too slow and detailed for some. This work in particular seems "over described". As well, in true Vonnegut fashion, the book contains tangential mini-stories that don't seem to have a reason in the larger construct. Many readers will be left scratching their head and asking "what the heck was that all about"?

    So, give this a shot if you like Vonnegut. If you've never experienced his work, I recommend you start with some of his other more well know works (Slaughter house Five, Catch 22, etc.).

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    Cindy Olympia, Wa 04-19-14
    Cindy Olympia, Wa 04-19-14 Member Since 2005
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    "Not his best"

    Did not like this one, I struggled to finish it. I was hoping it would get better but it did not.

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    Amazon Customer CA 03-27-14
    Amazon Customer CA 03-27-14 Member Since 2009
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    "How do you love 'useless' people?"

    This novel touches on something ineffable about the value of people, and raises the question of, well, just what are they for? I pair this work with Player Piano in Vonnegut's prescient inquiry about a future he didn't quite live to see.

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    Nathan SPRINGVILLE, UT, United States 03-17-14
    Nathan SPRINGVILLE, UT, United States 03-17-14 Member Since 2013

    Love my family....along with guitars, cameras, and a good book!

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    "Just couldn't get into it...."

    I honestly tried. I listened to about 3 hours of this book, and I just could not finish it. That is unusual for me, as I tend to find enough value in everything I read to at least finish it. This story just seemed to not go anywhere. Too much emphasis on the details, and not enough focus on the story and moving it along. Very disappointing.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Sam Motes Tampa 03-01-14
    Sam Motes Tampa 03-01-14 Member Since 2011

    Audible obsessed lifelong learner.

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    "Great story Mr. Vonnegut"

    A very brutal look at the haves and have nots through the magnificent storytelling of Vonnegut. The lottery of birth in full force as the new generation of old money drinks buckets full from the river of wealth while the 99% of the other half struggle day to day to live. Very nice twist at the end though. Very thought provoking read.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Jon Crawfurd ST PETERSBURG, FL USA 02-28-14
    Jon Crawfurd ST PETERSBURG, FL USA 02-28-14 Member Since 2012
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    "Not the best Vonnegut"

    I'm a big Vonnegut fan. I love his writing style and ability to take norms and twist our notion of normal into a pretzel. This however, is not his strongest story. Worthwhile, but a notch less than his best.

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    George SANTA FE, NM, United States 02-21-14
    George SANTA FE, NM, United States 02-21-14 Member Since 2004
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    "Satire?"

    Kurt Vonnegut satirizes the 1% before it was popular. I'll bet he had everyone in mind. But, I did not get the full effect of the satire...it wasn't that funny. I guess you had to be there.

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