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God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater Audiobook

God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater

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Eliot Rosewater, a drunk volunteer fireman and president of the fabulously rich Rosewater Foundation, is about to attempt a noble experiment with human nature, with a little help from writer Kilgore Trout. The result is Kurt Vonnegut's funniest satire, an etched-in-acid portrayal of the greed, hypocrisy, and follies of the flesh we are all heir to.

As an added bonus, when you purchase our Audible Modern Vanguard production of Kurt Vonnegut's book, you'll also receive an exclusive Jim Atlas interview. This interview – where James Atlas interviews Gay Talese about the life and work of Kurt Vonnegut – begins as soon as the audiobook ends.

This production is part of our Audible Modern Vanguard line, a collection of important works from groundbreaking authors.

©1965 Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. (P)2008 Audible, Inc.

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"[Vonnegut] at his wildest best!" (The New York Times Book Review)

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    Darwin8u Mesa, AZ, United States 03-27-14
    Darwin8u Mesa, AZ, United States 03-27-14

    I write for myself, for my own pleasure. And I want to be left alone to do it. - Salinger ^(;,;)^

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    "Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth."

    ...
    It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter.
    It's round and wet and crowded.
    At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here.
    There's only one rule that I know of, babies—
    God damn it, you've got to be kind."

    I've only got two big rules with my two babies. # 1 be happy, # 2 be kind. Everything else is negotable, babies.

    It appears that Kurt Vonnegut independently arrived at the same conclusion. 'God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater' happens to be a fairly straight-forward novel about money and charity and kindness and sanity. Vonnegut's novel (subtitled 'Pearls before Swine') is about the Rosewater family and how they invest their efforts into a foundation as a means of keeping the government from taxing their money. The problem is Eliot Rosewater (the protagonist) ends up not caring much about money and being infinitely charitable and kind. This obviously is a form of insanity that either needs to be exploited (by lawyers) or protected (by family).

    In some ways, in its heart, it reminds me of a simplified, satirized version of Dostoevsky's 'the Idiot'. When people are good, selfless, and caring in a world like the one we all live in, they must be stupid or a little nuts. They certainly aren't likely to survive.

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    thomas charlotte, NC, United States 09-12-13
    thomas charlotte, NC, United States 09-12-13 Member Since 2012

    I focus mainly on History, Endurance Sports and Science/Speculative Fiction books.

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    "A Story About Money"
    If you could sum up God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater in three words, what would they be?

    The Money Shot


    What was one of the most memorable moments of God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater?

    Vonnegut has so many classic situations in his stories, that not only make you laugh but cry at the same time so its tough. But I would say when Rosewater comes to a moment of clarity at the end of the novel it really pulls the story together in a profound way. You may not like his response, but you must admit that it solidifies his narrative.


    Which character – as performed by Eric Michael Summerer – was your favorite?

    Rosewater. The images of him living day to day in squalor but being so happy and helping others was well done. "How Can We Help You"....terrific.


    Who was the most memorable character of God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater and why?

    The woman who called Rosewater up every day was my favorite for some reason. She was the average person who struggles to deal with life, the fact that Rosewater took time for her sums up the treatise of the novel. The everyday contains magical qualities that can never be overlooked, being kind to people is always a good investment.


    Any additional comments?

    Its almost impossible to review Vonnegut, who is my view is the most over looked and under rated American novelist ever. He wrote some of the best books in the American literary tradition. This book, though dated in some respects is timeless in others. I can understand why some people don't like his work, but if you do you owe it to yourself to listen to this well produced thoughtful version.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Alexandria New York 07-21-14
    Alexandria New York 07-21-14 Member Since 2012

    Alexandria

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    "Not Vonnegut's best, but not bad"

    The topic of this book serves as a satirical commentary on American capitalism and the place that money - and the people who have it - hold within society. It is a theme worthy of exploration, but this book lacks the typical spot-on punch of Vonnegut's best work. The message still gets through and in a fairly entertaining fashion, but it falls short of ensuring a lasting impression.

    Summerer's narration irritated me at first, but I soon warmed to him. His voice contains a gleeful irony that is perfect for Eliot Rosewater's particular brand of "madness."

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    no te metas con el furioso Tennessee 09-05-16
    no te metas con el furioso Tennessee 09-05-16 Member Since 2016

    el furioso

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    "Great story, not the greatest performer."

    This is one of the best Vonnegut books. The performer though, mispronounced Tralfamador. The performer is not terrible, just not as good as I would like it to be. Audible has really hit the air conditioning with the excrement on some of the performers. For instance, they removed a great Stanley Tucci reading of Breakfast of Champions, and replaced it with a John Malkovich version that sounds like yesterday's oatmeal feels.

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    Michael Krueger 07-29-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Never to old for a reality check."

    The stories are never more interesting as the take away of Kurt Vonnegut, perhaps that is why I have enjoyed so many of the human specimens serve under the appreciative eye of one of the great writers of the 20th century.
    God Bless you, Mr Rosewater is a homage to a gentle soul, who's goodness is render from a life of obligation, conformity, great wealth and an exhaustive journey of finding ones place in life. Vonnegut observes and documents the lives that inter twine and decorate the cake of one Elliot Rosewater a product of an obtuse ruling class of wealthy Ner'do wells who's only purpose in life is to defend their inherited privilege.

    No class or other aberrations of humanity are left unscathed by the authors intimate understanding of human behavior, which he so insightfully created for our own smug enjoyment. God bless Kurt Vonnegut!

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    Jami VICTOR, NY, United States 02-02-16
    Jami VICTOR, NY, United States 02-02-16 Member Since 2013
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    "Not Sure Vonnegut Is For Me"

    Maybe I just don't get Vonnegut or know how to read him, but I am left puzzled by the great reviews. Maybe it was that I listened to it on audio rather than read a print version. Whatever it is....this didn't do much for me.

    I found most of the tale to be dull and I wasn't invested in the characters. I understand that this is a satire, but I didn't get the amount of humor that many others seemed to have found. The story was disjointed and meandered, and I felt my mind similarly wandering. On the positive side, I found a few funny parts and I was impressed by the fact that although this was written in 1965, the commentary about the behavior of the rich and privileged still apply today. I didn't feel that the story was dated at all.

    I did bump up my rating from a two star to a three star after thinking about the ending. I like how the ending showed that Elliott Rosewater was "crazy like a fox" as the cliché goes!

    Still not sure if I will try another Vonnegut or not. Definitely not in the near future.

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    harry 01-23-16
    harry 01-23-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Not my favorite but Vonnegut none the less"

    Somewhat tedious imho, but feels much more substantial toward the end. I tend to lean towards his more other-worldly themes as this is more "real" than tralfamadore. His allegories hit home, with resignment and resolve just as Vonnegut fans would expect.

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    N Oakleigh South, Australia 10-18-15
    N Oakleigh South, Australia 10-18-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Examination of What Money Means in the USA"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Yes, it is clever and examines the role of money our lives in a very personal, yet detached manner. It is an interesting book. It is not sci-fi fyi sort of a social commentary.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater?

    Hearing about Diana Moon Glampers.


    Have you listened to any of Eric Michael Summerer’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    No. He read it most excellently, a joy to hear.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Sort of, I listened to it twice! It sort of gets to you.


    Any additional comments?

    Unusual book, sort of like Citizen Kane, a made up tale of America, so we can learn about ourselves.

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    Sandra 08-27-15
    Sandra 08-27-15 Member Since 2016

    Blind listener reading everything, especially sf&f & mystery/thrillers, restricted to audio so picky where credits are spent #BooksRule

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    "Some Good Vonnegut"

    As usual Vonnegut makes us laugh and smirk, while peppering us w/ sly, sneaky, and superb social commentary... His style and voice are always beautiful, and this one does not disappoint either... Many of the ideas are still entirely relevant today... The difference between Elliot and dad Rosewater is classic yin and yang... right vs left liberal vs conservative down home vs downtown haves and have nots etc... Not the best Vonnegut, but very good, and still better than almost anyone at what he did... I enjoyed the narrator and felt he fit the story very well...

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    Aerin Dunford 07-05-15
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    "Vonnegut: better read than listened to"

    I liked this story but I think I would have enjoyed it more (especially the irony and black humor) I'd i had read it rather than listened to not here.

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