Get the Monkey Off Your Back! Food is a drug. Break the shackles of addiction and learn to eat air! In this detailed guide, Dr. Robert Jones, MD, PhD, DDS, ODD gives you the practical, step-by-step advice you need to transition to the air-only diet.
Common Questions About the Air-Only Diet:
Q: Eating air? Are you crazy?
A: I am a medical doctor with more than forty years of clinical experience. An Obesity Epidemic is sweeping across our great nation. Eating air is the answer.
Q: Isn't there a risk of malnutrition?
A: Not at all! Air contains all the vitamins, minerals, electrolytes and essential amino acids your body needs.
Q: A friend of mine went on the air-only diet and starved to death. Will I die too?
A: Lies, lies and more lies! Propaganda spread by the agro-business special interests that run Washington. They will do anything to keep you down, in ignorance of the truth!
A Million Dieters Can't be Wrong!
Every day the emails pour in:
"Thank you, Dr. Robert Jones, MD, PhD, DDS, ODD! Oh, thank you! I've eaten nothing but air for the last two months and I've lost eight hundred pounds! My husband says I'll make a fine skeleton! I can't wait!!!"
"Damn this air is tasty."
"Dear Dr. Jones, What a discovery! You make Einstein look like an ignoramus. We hereby award you the Prizes for Medicine, Chemistry and Peace." - the Nobel Committee
Also in This Groundbreaking Diet Book:
About the Author
An acclaimed pioneer in the field of Airitarianism, Dr. Robert Jones, MD, PhD, DDS, ODD has dedicated his life to freeing food-eaters from slavery to addictive caloric substances. That's why he wrote Food-Free at Lastto expose the truth the agro-business special interests don't want you to know. And that's why he's running for President in 2013. It's time to put this country on a diet - the air-only diet, the only diet proven to work. It's time to cure our great nation of the Obesity Epidemic sweeping from coast to coast. It's time to end the oligarchy's influence on our political process and bring true freedom back to America. Go the Power of Air!
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One of the best ever. It's short, but I literally LOL'd!!
The performance is hilarious.
Food-Free at Last! Food-free at Last! Thank God Almighty I'm Food-Free at Last!
Dr Jones believes his ridiculous theories and we laugh, but think of all the people in the world who believe equally ridiculous things. Sad when you think about it.
This and the other book The United States of Air are great if you've got a sense of humor and like the Daily Show.
This made me laugh
A truly brilliant, sarcastic parody of the food cure books and programs out there.
This book very entertaining. I kept on thinkng " I could do that step." From the title I know it's a satire. But, you could try a few steps and actually get somewhere. Very entertaining audiobook.
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