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Don't Make Me Choose Between You and My Shoes | [Dixie Cash]

Don't Make Me Choose Between You and My Shoes

In this rollicking tale, best-selling author Dixie Cash - author of My Heart May Be Broken but My Hair Still Looks Great - sets Salt Lick's own sleuthing cosmetologists on a collision course with the Big Apple. On an all-expenses-paid trip to a New York PI convention, the Texas Tornadoes hope to do some serious shopping. But that's before they stumble across a serial killer.
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Publisher's Summary

In this rollicking tale, best-selling author Dixie Cash - author of My Heart May Be Broken but My Hair Still Looks Great - sets Salt Lick's own sleuthing cosmetologists on a collision course with the Big Apple.

On an all-expenses-paid trip to a New York PI convention, the Texas Tornadoes hope to do some serious shopping. But that's before they stumble across a serial killer.

©2008 Dixie Cash; (P)2009 Recorded Books, LLC

What the Critics Say

"Cash's good ole gals always get their man, and deliver big laughs in the process ... Quickwitted, fast paced, and plain old fun, Cash's madcap series just keeps getting better." (Booklist)

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    Julia COSTA MESA, CA, United States 06-03-12
    Julia COSTA MESA, CA, United States 06-03-12 Member Since 2011
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    "Silly but Decent Plot"
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    This book was a bit silly, the theme of humor was the contrast of country Texans in NYC. Kinda like Thelma and Louise meets the Beverly Hillbillies meets the Hardy Boys.The plot had long slow built up, but for me it was worth hanging in there…toward the climax, I couldn't put it down…or, uh…whatever the audio equivalent is. Great narration!

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Marylou Bend, OR, United States 06-04-11
    Marylou Bend, OR, United States 06-04-11
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    "choose Choos"

    This was probably the cutest, funniest, most engaging, fun book I've listened to in a very long time. I found myself laughing out loud over and over.. folks in the cars next to me at red lights, etc thought I had lost it...

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Sandi J Wilson Houston TX 06-07-10
    Sandi J Wilson Houston TX 06-07-10 Member Since 2001

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    "Compliments from a Texas Girl"

    I could not stop laughing while listening to this book. I didn't want it to end. I know there is another one out as I went on Lone Star Audio to check. I sure hope Audible gets this one and real soon.

    Please don't stop writing.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    babsannie 08-20-09
    babsannie 08-20-09 Member Since 2006
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    "Cash is a winner"

    I loved listening to this audio book, since the narrator has a genuine sounding Texas twang, just the accent I grew up with and hear every day. These two gals really do a bang-up job solving a mystery.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Linda Yacolt, WA, United States 04-03-12
    Linda Yacolt, WA, United States 04-03-12 Member Since 2008
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    "Light and funny"

    This story couldn't have much less depth but the performance turns it into a fun listen for one of those times when you don't want to have to think or analyze. It's definitely a girl's story. It's uplifting and makes you laugh.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Diane RIVERVIEW, FL, United States 05-30-11
    Diane RIVERVIEW, FL, United States 05-30-11
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    "Too simple and too slow"

    I wouldn't take the time to write a review, but I really don't understand how this audiobook got so many good reviews. This story reads like a moment by moment walk through of two texas girls and their trip to the big New York. The book is very simplistic, so it got boring very quickly. The only reason I listened through the whole book was that I had paid for the audiobook.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Debbie POMPANO BEACH, FL, United States 04-02-11
    Debbie POMPANO BEACH, FL, United States 04-02-11 Member Since 2007
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    "Fun, Liit Read"

    This was a great beach read. Predictable but entertaining. Narrator did a good job with the voices.

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    Alfie Utah 01-02-13
    Alfie Utah 01-02-13 Member Since 2011
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    Is there anything you would change about this book?

    Is is really necessary to use foul language? Not everyone wants to hears those words. I liked the characters, but won't be listening to or reading another in the series.


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    Ray Lawrence, KS, United States 12-12-12
    Ray Lawrence, KS, United States 12-12-12 Member Since 2011
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    "Suspense & Comedy!"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    I am going to recommend this book to friends and family because I enjoyed it so much.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Edwina. Because she is a true, loyal friend. She was funny and smart, but flawed.


    What about Peggity Price’s performance did you like?

    She got the Texas accent right and read the lines in a way that made the characters seem real.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes! I hated to turn it off.


    Any additional comments?

    I am going to look for more books by this author. I haven't enjoyed a book this much since my last Evonovich book.

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    Kaye Napa, California, United States 12-11-12
    Kaye Napa, California, United States 12-11-12 Member Since 2011
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    "Entertaining!"
    What made the experience of listening to Don't Make Me Choose Between You and My Shoes the most enjoyable?

    The reader was very good with a fairly authentic accent, made for a good listen.


    Any additional comments?

    Sometimes we need an uncomplicated book, one that is just fun and this one fits the bill. A good listen, I enjoyed it.

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