• Dirk Quigby's Guide to the Afterlife

  • All You Need to Know to Choose the Right Heaven, Plus a Five-Star Rating System for Music, Food, Drink, & Accommodations
  • By: E. E. King
  • Narrated by: Derek Perkins
  • Length: 6 hrs and 15 mins
  • 3.9 out of 5 stars (34 ratings)

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Dirk Quigby's Guide to the Afterlife

By: E. E. King
Narrated by: Derek Perkins
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Publisher's summary

Hell's too full, so the Devil hires ad man Dirk Quigby to pen a travel guide enticing travelers to different afterlives: Hindu, Catholic, Protestant (that one's got a lot of subdivisions), Scientologist, and more. Instead of writing a boffo best seller, Dirk unites all religions in a common goal: kill Dirk.

E. E. King grew up in one of those tolerant households that don't force religion down kids' throats. This is the result.

©2010 E.E. King (P)2012 E.E.King

Critic reviews

"Impish and delightful - a hilarious Zagat's Guide to Heaven!" (Ray Bradbury)
"A fantastical, profound, hilarious and rollicking good ride through the heavens and hells of the afterlife! A wonderful book." (Margaret Cho)

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Cute

It is a fun book. Worth the time. A great, funny overview of many religions.

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A very funny, good read!

This was a wonderful romp through world religions, the heavens they purport, and also the amusing story of a living dead human coming alive. Bravo!

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