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J D Frettier
About this listen
The year is 1969. Though there is war and unrest in the world, on August 15th, on a farm in upstate New York, a little concert will go down in history as the most famous music festival of our time: Woodstock. It also happens to be the day Bonnie McMillan and Peter Hampton meet and begin their free-spirited love-filled journey with each other. Fast forward 47 years. Bonnie unexpectedly passes after a night of hot sex and is whisked up to Purgatory, or "The Green Room". Bonnie's best friend meets her at the pearly green gates and the fun begins, from body sculpting to channeling. Follow Bonnie on her erotically incorrect quest to re-connect with the love of her life. Or at the very least, make sure the sex toys are hidden before the kids start sorting through her things!
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- Brandie @AudiobookObsession
- 10-25-17
Breath of Fresh Air
I love this book! It was short, witty, unique and entertaining. Narration was great. I literally laughed out loud several times due to the crazy situations the characters would get into. Don't we all want to find love in the afterlife? Thanks for this fun read.
**Note: I received a copy of this book in exchange for my honest and unbiased review. It in no way affected my opinion of this book.
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- raphill
- 09-08-17
LOVED!!
Loved this story! Made me laugh out loud!
Loved the characters! Makes you actually realize that we all think about these things!
The only down side was that it ended too soon!
Would recommend!
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- Sophie Koufes
- 05-11-17
Short Comical Read - The Year 1969
So funny! Bonnie McMillan & Peter Hampton in 1969 Woodstock Music Festival - Meet & begin their love-filled journey with each other. Fast forward 47 years later. Bonnie unexpected passes after a night of hot sex & is wished to purgatory.
This is a quick comical short read that will have you laughing out loud & tears running down you're face from laughing so hard. A fun read. A pleasure to listen to.
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- Geneva 318
- 11-08-16
Brilliant!
If you could sum up Desperately Seeking Sixty-Nine in three words, what would they be?
LOL Hilariously Funny!!
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I really enjoyed this story. Dee was hilarious. And Hollie Jackson did a great job with the voices. This was a really fun listen!
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- Xaxony
- 11-03-16
Fun for lunch!
This was such a fun story to listen to! I don't normally read/listen to the "mature" stories but this one was fun and enjoyable and a quick listen while I was cleaning my house. I will definitely look for more!
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- Sunday Barnaby
- 02-11-21
Desperately Seeking Sixty-Nine
Desperately Seeking Sixty-Nine by J.D. Frettier
Narrated by Hollie Jackson
Five Stars
Desperately Seeking Sixty-Nine is the first book in the Green Room Chronicles by J.D. Frettier. This is the first book I have listened to by this author, and I have to say it is the most unique book I have every read. This rom-com is full of steamy situations and hilarious recollections. We meet Bonnie McMillan as she is passing into the afterlife. Her best friend, Dee, who passed away years earlier is there to help her with the transition to life in “The Green Room”. This short story had me hooked from the very first page. The witty dialog and funny but sensitive topics discussed had me thinking, I hope it is truly like this after I pass. I can't wait to listen to the next story in this series, I hope it continues in the truly entertaining vein.
This is the first book I have listened to narrated by Hollie Jackson. I loved it she really brought the characters to life. Her voice was smooth and easy to listen to.
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- Victoria Mashburn
- 02-24-21
A Hot Take on the Afterlife!
Never judge a book by its length. This audiobook may have been the shortest one that I've ever listened to, but it ranks as one of my top favorites. It has steam, hijinks and adventure in what is an amazing depiction of what happens 'after'. I cannot wait to pick up the next book in the series. If you are a fan of the hippie movement and want to see a flower child stumble through what seems to be an amazing afterlife, grab this book, put on your headphones, and settle in!
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- Redrabbitt Reviews
- 11-04-16
THE GREEN ROOM OF PURGATORY
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Definitely. The story line was funny, and well told.
Who was your favorite character and why?
Dee, who had been dead for 8 years and was able to lead Bonnie into the here after.
What does Hollie Jackson bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Hollie and her various voices made this audio so enjoyable.
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- JCV
- 11-30-16
Fun and Very Creative
The story was wonderful fun and perfectly 1969. The author has quite the imagination! The narrator nailed it - great voice. Worth a listen!
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- Amber McCarty
- 11-04-16
Amazing
This was my very first audio book (excluding those from middle and elementary school).
This was a very enjoyable book. The narrator had the perfect voice for this read. The author created such a good read. I listened to this straight through without pause because I was completely locked within the story. I enjoyed it and look forward to more audio books and books in general from this author and books read by this narrator.
I, Amber McCarty (Imaginative Dreams), I was given a copy for an honest review.
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