“Are you there, Satan? It’s me, Madison,” declares the whip-tongued 13-year-old narrator of Damned, Chuck Palahniuk’s subversive new work of fiction.
The daughter of a narcissistic film star and a billionaire, Madison is abandoned at her Swiss boarding school over Christmas, while her parents are off touting their new projects and adopting more orphans. She dies over the holiday of a marijuana overdose—and the next thing she knows, she’s in Hell. Madison shares her cell with a motley crew of young sinners that is almost too good to be true: a cheerleader, a jock, a nerd, and a punk rocker, united by fate to form the six-feet-under version of everyone’s favorite detention movie.
Madison and her pals trek across the Dandruff Desert and climb the treacherous Mountain of Toenail Clippings to confront Satan in his citadel. All the popcorn balls and wax lips that serve as the currency of Hell won’t buy them off.
This is the afterlife as only Chuck Palahniuk could imagine it: a twisted inferno where The English Patient plays on endless repeat, roaming demons devour sinners limb by limb, and the damned interrupt your dinner from their sweltering call center to hardsell you Hell. He makes eternal torment, well, simply divine.
©2011 Chuck Palahniuk (P)2011 Blackstone Audio, Inc.
“The story scoots along like any great adventure story, as she takes on Hitler and Catherine de Medici, and it’s a delight seeing Madison find her place in life, even if it’s in death.” (Booklist)
"Palahniuk is one of the freshest, most intriguing voices to appear in a long time. He rearranges Vonnegut's sly humor, DeLillo's mordant social analysis, and Pynchon's antic surrealism (or is it R. Crumb's?) into a gleaming puzzle palace all his own." (Newsday)
A teenage girl might enjoy this, one that giggles at the use of swear words, until she gets to the bit with the giant being pleasured....
I'll give Chuck a go again, I really enjoyed Choke, Survivor and Haunted. Not done Fight Club yet so just maybe???
Tia reads this very well and really gets into character, albeit a moaning, bitter teenage girl!
I bought this audiobook despite the poor reviews here because when you pick up a Palahniuk, you should know what you are getting into! I have
All of his books describe the ways in which people derive some kind of comfort or satisfaction in unconventional or socially unacceptable ways, and this is no less true for the dead. His books always include some form of odd sexual content, so this should not be surprising to people either - embrace it!
The narrator was excellent.
In summary, this is not a starter Palahniuk, but one for the die-hard fans for whom he can do no wrong. Fight club and choke are mandatory reading before delving into this second string stuff.
Consistency of story and depth of charachters.
Spent more time on story and less time on finding ways to gross out the reader.
young, energetic, engaging.
There are too many to choose from. Ask me which I'd keep.... and my answer would be the scenes alone at school over holiday break.
The narration kept me going as far as I went, but I coudn't give any more hours of my life to a story and a character that was engulfed by pointless, childish, bodily fluid centered grossness. I thought this might have been targeted as a Young Adult book, but there is no way I'd point anyone I know, at any age in this direction.
An unusual story that develops the way it should. I liked how she got used to Hell and wasn't sure she wanted to go to Heaven.
The story grabbed me and I gladly hung on. I thought it might be depressing from the synopsis and the other reviews but it really wasnt. There are aspects of this hell that are certainly hell like but hell is not to be white washed. The main character and her crew wend and rampage their way through the hellish landscape and I didn't have the impression that they were true victims of their fate. The story was also comical. I guess one just has to listen to it to get that.
The narrator brings it all to this story. It would not have worked without her. Her wonderful dry delivery is perfect. I totally believed I was listening to a 13 year old precocious kid.
Take a chance with this book. I am glad I did.
it's almost impossible for a 13 years old narrator to win my attantion, and usually for me this can be a real turn- off, having said that - this was a fun, creepy, and wired at the same time, or in other words- definitly a true palahniuk
and it went by so quickly..
I only listened for 40 minutes until I could not take it any more. I did not find the main character believable or likeable, the story seemed like it was going nowhere and efforts to be cute and witty fell so flat that they were simply annoying and sad. The writing and performance both
I have been a fan of Chuck's writings for so many years. This book did not dissapoint. His writing style is constantly evolving and changing and this may be the best style yet. I enjoyed it from start to finish and really am glad this was my choice as my first audible book. I will have to sit and read the hard copy as soon as i have time though. The reader was great and addeed something to my experience that i am not able to descride since i dont have any other listenings yet to compare to.
Another great tale from Mr. Palahniuk. Damned is not for the squeamish, but delivers the usual over-the-top imagery, band of characters you hate to love, and pointed commentary on our "civilization" in general. Tai Sammons does a nice job. I will never answer survey phone calls the same way again.
No where near as many twists and turns as his previous titles, but Chuck's warped "not so bad" version of hell is pretty amusing. The menial reasons people are damned really cracked me up.
The character development of Madison from beginning to end went where I never expected, and when I read that last line, "to be continued", I curses the heavens and can't wait for the next part in this trilogy.
Overall, this isn't literary art, this is simply a fun book not to be taken too seriously.
Enjoy it for what it is.
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