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Certain Dark Things Audiobook

Certain Dark Things

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Publisher's Summary

What grotesque surprises will you find in the secret place between the shadow and the soul?

In her debut short story collection, M.J. Pack offers up a new breed of terror sure to delight any true horror fan. Don’t miss out on tales of telepathic twins, a campfire ghost story gone terribly wrong, pills that induce life-threatening nightmares, and the disturbing new sideshow at Coney Island: Lady Alligator. Take a haunting trip down infamous Bubblehead Road and follow Danny around the country as he’s pursued by unseen (and unrelenting) creatures.

Prepare yourself, you’re about to indulge in some certain dark things...

©2015 The Thought & Expression Co. (P)2016 Audible, Inc.

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    Amazon Customer 03-29-16 Member Since 2015
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    "not what I expected but... entertaining"

    some good, some bad. but good enough to finish. not all stories are what I'd call horror but those are at least fast paced enough that I wasn,t bored for long.

    6 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    Jim "The Impatient" Springfield, MO, United States 03-30-16
    Jim "The Impatient" Springfield, MO, United States 03-30-16 Member Since 2015

    I am brutally honest. Popular, love everything they read, reviewers are scared to go neg. and risk their ranking. It's your money!!!

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    "COUPLE, LOOKOUT POINT, HOOK IN DOOR"

    TIGER BEAT
    On the one hand all collections have losers and this has a larger share of losers than most. On the other hand it is only 69 cents, making it worth taking a chance. There were 22 stories, some of them extremely short and hard to even be considered stories. I was glad I spend the 69 cents. I enjoyed the following stories, Women Seeking Men, Tracking, Bubblehead Road, We Find Ourselves Infested and For Everything There is a Season. Most of the rest were predictable and not even close to scary. None of these are in the class of J.A. Konrath or Blake Crouch or Stephen King, but they don't offer anything at this price either.

    HAVE YOU EVER HAD A GUN POINTED AT YOU?
    I found it funny that while listening I was trying to think how I would describe most of the stories and the old story about the couple making out in a car and finding a hook in the door or trunk the next day kept coming to my head as a way to explain and than in one of the stories she mentions that very story. This is a debut collection and the author is very young. Someday you may want to be able to say you read her stuff before it cost an arm and a leg. I thought the first three stories were pretty lame and if you think the same than just skip to the stores I have mentioned above. It's 69 cents.

    MARIO LOPEZ SHIRTLESS
    The narrator is very good, not up there with Porter , Wheaton or some of the others, but not bad either. The only problem I had was that the majority of characters were female and I believe a female narrator would have worked better.

    8 of 11 people found this review helpful
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    Jacob J. Bechtel Seattle 07-16-16
    Jacob J. Bechtel Seattle 07-16-16

    Snake

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    "Amazing."

    Through and through, an amazing performance and the stories are just as good! Cannot wait for more!

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    Alishia 06-22-16
    Alishia 06-22-16 Member Since 2015
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    What did you love best about Certain Dark Things?

    I really thought this was a great book of short stories, really made me say what the...F@&! many times... I even had to rewind to make sure I heard the ending correctly sometimes.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Certain Dark Things?

    Ducky.


    What about Jacob York’s performance did you like?

    He was wonderful. I thought it would be difficult to hear a man voicing a girls character because so many narrators are not so good at it but he did amazing.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    I think it would be awesome for this book to be turned into a mini series like on Netflix because of stories but to name it.... the title of the book is already perfect for it so just leave it. "Certain Dark Things"


    Any additional comments?

    I wish there was more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Robert 05-28-16
    Robert 05-28-16
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    "great stories"

    great stories. reader really draws you in to the story. The very first story had me hooked. listening for a second time now

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    Candice 05-12-16
    Candice 05-12-16 Member Since 2015
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    "decent collection of "spooky" tales."

    This was a very good book, these short stories are a great bed time listen.

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    Ramirez's 05-04-16
    Ramirez's 05-04-16
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    "good book"

    some stories were really good and some were ok. the narrator was great! I would recommend this book.

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    Jodi R. Long Beach, CA 05-03-16
    Jodi R. Long Beach, CA 05-03-16 Member Since 2014
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    "😳 Literary Horror"

    Beautiful, complex and horrific short stories told by an enthusiastic narrator. This is one book that must be listened to! Reminiscent of the greats: Lovecraft and Poe.

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    alison c tighe 05-01-16 Member Since 2016
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    "MJ wants to scare you!"

    MJ never disappoints! She is part of the new face of horror! Absolutely brilliant work.

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    yns 025 05-16-16
    yns 025 05-16-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Mixed Results"
    Would you try another book from M.J. Pack and/or Jacob York?

    Yes, probably. Jacob York is quite an interesting narrator, and, while some stories were slow, M.J. Pack did have several that interested me enough to try more.


    What was the most interesting aspect of this story? The least interesting?

    There were several stories that weren't really very intense or thrilling? There were several that were slow and un-interesting. Though there were a handful, just enough, that were cringe-worthy enough to make me want more.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    MARIO LOPEZ SHIRTLESS was one of the most interesting stories in the collection.


    Did Certain Dark Things inspire you to do anything?

    Turn the lights on?


    2 of 3 people found this review helpful

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