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Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story | [Christopher Moore]

Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story

A striking red-head, 20-something Jody is attacked and transformed into a vampire while walking home one night in downtown San Francisco. Befriending 19-year-old Tommy, Jody tries to understand her new undead life, but trouble finds her when the cops start suspecting Tommy of being a local bloodsucking serial killer.
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Publisher's Summary

Christopher Moore is a New York Times best-selling author whose offbeat novels combine comedy and the supernatural.

A striking red-head, 20-something Jody is attacked and transformed into a vampire while walking home one night in downtown San Francisco. Befriending 19-year-old Tommy, Jody tries to understand her new undead life, but trouble finds her when the cops start suspecting Tommy of being a local bloodsucking serial killer.

©1995 Christopher Moore; (P)2008 Recorded Books

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    Cindy OKlahoma 05-25-10
    Cindy OKlahoma 05-25-10 Member Since 2009

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    "great"

    This book was not what I thought it would be. The characters in the book are funny & the stuff that is said is classic. Can't wait to get another of his books.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Atiya LAWRENCEVILLE, GA, USA 05-24-10
    Atiya LAWRENCEVILLE, GA, USA 05-24-10
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    "Simply Hilarious!"

    If you are anything like me, then you can enjoy and appreciate a good vampire love story like this one! It is so witty I had many LOL'S at random moments....like in the grocery store and the Dr.s office. This is a great listen, I absolutely love this author and can't wait to listen to you suck!

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Jennie maineville, OH, United States 04-10-10
    Jennie maineville, OH, United States 04-10-10
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    "Bloodsucking Laughs"

    This book is very funny, I enjoyed all the outlandish characters. Had to purches the second book after i was done listening. By You Suck after listening!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Donna CRYSTAL RIVER, FL, USA 04-07-10
    Donna CRYSTAL RIVER, FL, USA 04-07-10
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    "Good Story - easy listen"

    Many reviews said this was very funny which was why I got it (love vampire stories and laughing). While the story was very good and somewhat funny, I thought I would laugh more. However, I liked it enough to buy the next one in the series (You Suck) and THAT I laughed out loud throughout the book. Love Christoper Moore now and have read almost all of his books (Dirty Job is hysterical too).

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    Carol Allenton, MI, USA 01-05-10
    Carol Allenton, MI, USA 01-05-10
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    I loved this book and I loved the narrator. She made the book even more fun to listen to.

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    Brian Manassas, VA, United States 01-02-10
    Brian Manassas, VA, United States 01-02-10 Member Since 2013
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    "Good, but not great"

    I enjoyed this book, but not as much as Fool, Lamb, or Dirty Job. It's a lot of fun, but not as complete as the others. The narration is good, and it is still a fun take on the standard Vampire story. Moore has never let me down, and this book doesn't, but I put it a notch below his better work.

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    liz New York, NY United States 04-14-09
    liz New York, NY United States 04-14-09 Member Since 2008
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    "Delightgful"

    The story (while light) is hilarious and thoroughly enjoyable. The narrator (Susan Bennett) is spectacular - the pacing is perfect, and she creates a distinct, authentic voice for each of the many, many characters. I can only hope that there are many books available from her in the future. For those with a soft spot in their hearts for San Fransisco, the city plays an important supporting character.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    K. McRitchie Iowa, United States 04-13-09
    K. McRitchie Iowa, United States 04-13-09 Member Since 2009

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    "If you want something light..."

    This is a good story if you want something easy to read without any thought required. I like Moore's wacky style as it gives you something out-of-the-ordinary to read, which is a nice change. I didn't like the narrator, hated the way he did the voice of Tommy for some reason. Got a few laughs, which is always nice in a story!

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Leah san pablo, CA, United States 01-24-09
    Leah san pablo, CA, United States 01-24-09 Member Since 2008
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    "love it!"

    I love the dark humor. not at all your typical vampire story.

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    Tom 01-01-09
    Tom 01-01-09
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    "Fun"

    The other reviews warn you: be prepared for a contemporary sexy vampire and her boyfriend, recently arrived from Indiana. The story is fun and exciting. The narrator is superb. I love her voice; her attitude. Also read You Suck by C. Moore (same narrator).

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