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Bloodsucking Fiends

By: Christopher Moore
Narrated by: Susan Bennett
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Christopher Moore is a New York Times best-selling author whose offbeat novels combine comedy and the supernatural.

A striking red-head, 20-something Jody is attacked and transformed into a vampire while walking home one night in downtown San Francisco. Befriending 19-year-old Tommy, Jody tries to understand her new undead life, but trouble finds her when the cops start suspecting Tommy of being a local bloodsucking serial killer.

©1995 Christopher Moore (P)2008 Recorded Books

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Moore's Always Fun

Biff will always be my favorite, but this 3 book series is delightful. A great humorous take on the vampire genre.

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Hilarious!!!🤣😂🤣

Great story hindered by sub-par narration. It is so very hard to distinguish between characters. This isn’t my normal genre,but I am so glad I gave it a shot. This book was hilarious. It’s a dry sorta humor. Give it a shot and you’ll love it.

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chillingly funny.

Christopher Moore at his most witty. I am ready to meet my first vampire. or, become a writer.

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Good, but not great

I enjoyed this book, but not as much as Fool, Lamb, or Dirty Job. It's a lot of fun, but not as complete as the others. The narration is good, and it is still a fun take on the standard Vampire story. Moore has never let me down, and this book doesn't, but I put it a notch below his better work.

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That was fun!

I want to shop at THAT Safeway! I'm going to look for the next story.

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funny book

this book kept me interested,, very funny..downloading the 2nd one now

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Not my thing but.....

Where does Bloodsucking Fiends rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

I'm not usually a reader of this genre......well I've NEVER read this genre. The only vampire books that I've ever read are Dracula and The Historian but I saw this a daily deal and the reviews were good so I figured what the hell. I'm glad I bought it. I listen to books on my daily commute and the test of a book for me is, "do i want to sit in the driveway when I get home and continue listening?"

This book is funny. Laugh out loud funny.

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Sucking Good Fun, Fantastic Author

Loved it, great twist on a vampire story, plus really funny dialogue and plot. Enjoy.

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Funny and interesting story

Smart humor and a great read. I love this author. Highly recommend all his books.

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LOVED IT

I had listened to the sequel first _ You Suck, A Love Story without knowing about this book. I am so glad that Audible got it. I love both books. The offbeat humor which is trademark in Christopher Moore books kept me laughing. This is not your typical Vampire Book.

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