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Bad Monkey | [Carl Hiaasen]

Bad Monkey

Andrew Yancy - late of the Miami Police and soon-to-be-late of the Monroe County sheriff’s office - has a human arm in his freezer. There’s a logical (Hiaasenian) explanation for that, but not for how and why it parted from its shadowy owner. Yancy thinks the boating-accident/shark-luncheon explanation is full of holes, and if he can prove murder, the sheriff might rescue him from his grisly Health Inspector gig (it’s not called the roach patrol for nothing). But first - this being Hiaasen country - Yancy must negotiate an obstacle course of wildly unpredictable events with a crew of even more wildly unpredictable characters.
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Andrew Yancy - late of the Miami Police and soon-to-be-late of the Monroe County sheriff’s office - has a human arm in his freezer. There’s a logical (Hiaasenian) explanation for that, but not for how and why it parted from its shadowy owner. Yancy thinks the boating-accident/shark-luncheon explanation is full of holes, and if he can prove murder, the sheriff might rescue him from his grisly Health Inspector gig (it’s not called the roach patrol for nothing). But first - this being Hiaasen country - Yancy must negotiate an obstacle course of wildly unpredictable events with a crew of even more wildly unpredictable characters, including his just-ex lover, a hot-blooded fugitive from Kansas; the twitchy widow of the frozen arm; two avariciously optimistic real-estate speculators; the Bahamian voodoo witch known as the Dragon Queen, whose suitors are blinded unto death by her peculiar charms; Yancy’s new true love, a kinky coroner; and the eponymous bad monkey, who with hilarious aplomb earns his place among Carl Hiaasen’s greatest characters.

Here is Hiaasen doing what he does better than anyone else: spinning a tale at once fiercely pointed and wickedly funny in which the greedy, the corrupt, and the degraders of what’s left of pristine Florida - now, of the Bahamas as well - get their comeuppance in mordantly ingenious, diabolically entertaining fashion.

©2013 Carl Hiaasen (P)2013 Random House Audio

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    Julie Vero Beach, FL, United States 07-19-13
    Julie Vero Beach, FL, United States 07-19-13 Member Since 2015
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    "Fast paced and laugh out loud funny at times"
    What did you love best about Bad Monkey?

    The humor that was mixed in with the story.


    What about Arte Johnson’s performance did you like?

    At the beginning I found it hard to understand him, but then I grew accustomed to his voice and intonation and it was great.


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    Greg Washington, DC, United States 07-13-13
    Greg Washington, DC, United States 07-13-13 Member Since 2008
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    "worst reader ever"
    What disappointed you about Bad Monkey?

    I have listened to probably 500 audible books. This is the worst reader I have ever encountered!


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Marilyn B. 07-12-13
    Marilyn B. 07-12-13 Member Since 2007
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    "Poor narration"
    What did you like best about Bad Monkey? What did you like least?

    Narration was very disappointing
    Writing not up to usual standard


    What was your reaction to the ending? (No spoilers please!)

    Ending ok


    How did the narrator detract from the book?

    No inflection
    Straight reading
    Sometimes stumbling over words


    Was Bad Monkey worth the listening time?

    Not really


    Any additional comments?

    Hopefully Arte Johnson will not be used in any future readings

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Laura San Jose, CA, United States 07-09-13
    Laura San Jose, CA, United States 07-09-13 Member Since 2013

    Business woman, creative with music and fabric/leather arts, avid listener (I can sew while I listen!).

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    "Hilariously Funny, Excellent Read"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    I really enjoyed listening to this book. The characters are well crafted and complex, the situations absurd, the pace rapid and compelling. And the performance by Arte Johnson -- let's just say I went on a search for more books he'd narrated and was disappointed to find that Carl Hiaasen's other novels are not among them.


    What did you like best about this story?

    Crazy but likeable characters, funny situations.


    Have you listened to any of Arte Johnson’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    No, haven't but will be!


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    I wanted to, but couldn't. Perfect for car travel listening.


    Any additional comments?

    Summer reading at its best.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Charles Gloucester, MA, United States 07-09-13
    Charles Gloucester, MA, United States 07-09-13 Member Since 2006
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    "not quite classic Hiaasen"
    Is there anything you would change about this book?

    The narrator is the worst! As for the story, it lacks some of the vivid and ridiculous characters of previous books by Hiaasen.


    What was the most interesting aspect of this story? The least interesting?

    Most interesting: the use of the monkey as a thread in the story. Least interesting: the characters seemed a little flat.


    Would you be willing to try another one of Arte Johnson’s performances?

    No, I would avoid him.


    Did Bad Monkey inspire you to do anything?

    Listen to older Hiaasen novels narrated by George Wilson


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    J.W. Pittsburgh, PA, United States 07-02-13
    J.W. Pittsburgh, PA, United States 07-02-13 Member Since 2009
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    "good Hiaasen book"
    Would you listen to Bad Monkey again? Why?

    Very entertaining book. Arte Johnson read okay. His accents weren't the best, but he still did a creditable job and did not distract at all from the story.


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    Andie 07-01-13
    Andie 07-01-13
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    "Twisted fun"

    Carl Hiaasen is consistent as usual. He knocked it out of the park again. He has such a grasp of the Floridian twilight zone mentality. Surely, as an outsider this may seem weird, but as a Floridian...this depiction is the norm. Funny from beginning to end. It certainly keeps your attention, and kudos to narrator Arte Johnson. He is very pleasant to listen to.

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    June 06-30-13
    June 06-30-13
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    "living in the keys makes this book believable"
    Where does Bad Monkey rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    Very entertaining


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    The monkey. He brought light humorous moments


    Which scene was your favorite?

    Monkey and voodoo lady skirmish


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    Even monkeys enjoy the keys


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Tracie carpinteria, CA, USA 06-30-13
    Tracie carpinteria, CA, USA 06-30-13 Member Since 2003
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    "Hollywood Monkey Makes Good"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Bad Monkey to be better than the print version?

    Hiassen's colorful characters come to life through the audible medium! I own every book he's written in both book and audio form for this reason.


    What did you like best about this story?

    I listened to Bad Monkey over two days and LOVED it. Hiassen's quirky, hilarious and questionably ethical characters keep the story rolling along at a perfect pace. I wish Skink was in every book he writes but this time I didn't miss him!


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    N. Wetherbee Chicagoland 06-29-13
    N. Wetherbee Chicagoland 06-29-13 Member Since 2011

    Mr. Know-It-All

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    "Another funny one..."
    What made the experience of listening to Bad Monkey the most enjoyable?

    The narrator. Unlike most of the other reviewers I thought Arte Johnson's reading of this was almost perfect. It's true he mixed up the regional accents a couple of times but all in all I really enjoyed this telling.


    Have you listened to any of Arte Johnson’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    I've never heard him do a book previous to this one.


    Any additional comments?

    I normally save books like this (Hiaasen, Rick Reilly, etc) for the car. My wife and I have so dissimilar tastes in books that authors like these are about the only things we can both agree on. In this case I enjoyed the reading so much I burned through it in two days at work. I'm sure I'll be able to hear it again when we are traveling though.

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