• Awaken Your Perfect Self

  • How to Become Better Than Everybody Else
  • By: Brian Haigh
  • Narrated by: Chris Sorensen
  • Length: 56 mins
  • 2.8 out of 5 stars (13 ratings)

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Awaken Your Perfect Self

By: Brian Haigh
Narrated by: Chris Sorensen
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Told in a deadpan style, this Kindle Single skewers the self-promoting, self-loving worst of the self-help movement, offering several nuggets of "wisdom" such as "The journey of life is like climbing a mountain. You may have to push people off to reach the top, but the view makes it all worthwhile."

Based on a series of interviews with self-perfection guru Jim Hoenfhmfjn (pronounced "Hinfmfn"), Awaken Your Perfect Self introduces the listener to Jim's philosophies in 15 easy-to-digest life lessons. Learn how to put yourself before others, take instead of give, and stop being a follower and become a leader. Propel your life forward and achieve ultimate success - start perfecting yourself today!

©2012 Brian Haigh (P)2015 Audible Inc.

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Note the category is fiction.

It was an entertaining short fictional story. Tongue in cheek entertainment. Not meant to be life advice.

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Seriously???

What a pile of total disgusting ideas!!! Shane of you! Having someone paying for your coffee without asking and just leaving the coffee shop??? What is this???

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