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At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed Audiobook

At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed

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Saint James Street James is a tall, extremely muscular, 32-year-old man whose attributes and possessions include a mind stronger than Socrates on acid; a magnificent horse he loves more than anything in the world; a package so large that it requires a signature; a beautiful, passionate wife with a rack so perfect it belongs on a billiard table; a shit ton of children; and his own personal gold mine. His life, set in 1849 against the backdrop of the California gold rush, is one long parade of amazing sex, dynamite montages, and whiskey. But when the Schlager Brothers come to town, so too comes the end of the good times. St. James is forced to defend everything that matters to him. God help anyone who stands in his way.

©2015 Ross Patterson (P)2015 Dreamscape Media, LLC

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    "Best fucking book ever"

    Read this fucking book immediately. I've never read a better book in my life. HOLY SHIT

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    "Fucking Awesome"

    Ross "Big Dick" Patterson has fucking written a goddamn literary fucking masterpiece. You fucking genius.

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    "Exquisite Literature"

    As if War & Peace and Fear and Loathing had a Zika love child. Amen.

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    "Best Book Ever!"

    Being a creation of the great Ross Patterson I knew it would be great. However apon finish this great story, I am truly shocked at how amazing it really is. If you are looking for an amazing book that is the first romance novel for dudes, then look no further than At Night She Cries Wile He Rides His Stead. Thank you St. James St. James for this amazing creation.

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    "Amazing"

    One of the best audiobooks I think I have ever listen to. Hilarious and funny. I thought I was going to puke and also poo myself multiple times.

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    this is the greatest romance novel for dudes I have ever read in my life

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    Joshua 09-15-16
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    "All the way up, over the top,"

    I came here from drinkin bros podcast and range 15 movie. This is a must read/ listen to book.

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    krystal 09-15-16
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    "Sequel pls! And movie pls! Make it happen Mr.Ross!"

    I love this book and it honestly has changed my life just like @stjamesstjames said it would! I have listened to it a couple times now. I'd give it a million fu**in stars if I could. Sincerely @ninja_is_life!

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    Levi Branch 08-15-16
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    "greatest storyteller of my generation!"

    this has to be the greatest book ever written!! it literally filled me with,St,James St. James children! this book made me want to go home hop on my trusty steed and bang a Chinese girl. it should become required reading for the US citizenship test.

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    "Very helpful."

    I now have a permanent cure for my E.D.
    IVE NEVER BEEN STIFFER!
    Thanks St. James St. James!
    and thank you Ross Patterson for this godsend of literature.

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