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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Audiobook

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

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Indiana, 1818. Moonlight falls through the dense woods that surround a one-room cabin, where a nine-year-old Abraham Lincoln kneels at his suffering mother's bedside. She's been stricken with something the old-timers call "Milk Sickness."

"My baby boy..." she whispers before dying.

Only later will the grieving Abe learn that his mother's fatal affliction was actually the work of a vampire.

When the truth becomes known to young Lincoln, he writes in his journal, "henceforth my life shall be one of rigorous study and devotion. I shall become a master of mind and body. And this mastery shall have but one purpose..." Gifted with his legendary height, strength, and skill with an ax, Abe sets out on a path of vengeance that will lead him all the way to the White House.

While Abraham Lincoln is widely lauded for saving a Union and freeing millions of slaves, his valiant fight against the forces of the undead has remained in the shadows for hundreds of years. That is, until Seth Grahame-Smith stumbled upon The Secret Journal of Abraham Lincoln, and became the first living person to lay eyes on it in more than 140 years.

Using the journal as his guide and writing in the grand biographical style of Doris Kearns Goodwin and David McCullough, Seth has reconstructed the true life story of our greatest president for the first time-all while revealing the hidden history behind the Civil War and uncovering the role vampires played in the birth, growth, and near-death of our nation.

©2010 Seth Grahame-Smith (P)2010 Hachette Audio

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    Dennis Arlington, VT, United States 03-07-10
    Dennis Arlington, VT, United States 03-07-10 Member Since 2014
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    "Interesting but kind of dry"

    While I did like the way he wove history with fantasy, it was kind of dry and if I had been reading I probably would have stopped in the middle - I'm not that strong a reader anyway, and that's why I love audio.
    He got the essential elements correct, history, manner of speaking and writing for the times and all that. Perhaps that is why I thought it rather dry.
    All that said, it is clever and worth a look for those who love the time period of history and vampire stories.

    38 of 45 people found this review helpful
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    Charles USA 10-25-14
    Charles USA 10-25-14 Member Since 2015
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    "Incredibly Entertaining"

    I used a credit on this book during one of my long drives back from Philadelphia to Oklahoma as a joke listen. Surely, I thought, this can't be what it says.

    Well, it's exactly what the title says and it's delivered in superb fashion. The fictional narrative is intertwined so seamlessly with actual Lincoln facts and truth that it's almost hypnotic at points.

    Just a brilliant concept and delivery.

    23 of 27 people found this review helpful
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    Mel USA 05-09-12
    Mel USA 05-09-12 Member Since 2009
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    "History Meets Horror: Abe Gets Honest"

    After the success of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, it's no surprise that ALVH was enthusiastically received by Seth-Grahame-Smith fans. With the bold and ambitious premise that Honest Abe was a clandestine vampire hunter who kept a secret journal, Grahame-Smith takes his fans on another crazy and clever adventure that may have you re-thinking the history you thought you knew (and earning him some new fans), because this time around, it's personal, and G-Smith provides some eerily convincing arguments for this conceit--the 16th president's own words. Well, maybe not verbatim, and perhaps there are some artistic liberties taken...

    Even though there is plenty of axing and staking going on, true horror fans (especially vampire afficionados) may not get their fix from ALVH. In spite of the gore galore, you must imagine the distinguished Mr. Lincoln's somber journaling of his killing of four score and twenty vampires--ebullient he's not. Readers will either find the unanimated tone engaging or unappealing. Those expecting an action-packed thriller will be disappointed. G-Smith's strength here is combining fact and fiction, and creating an atmosphere of authenticity. I found the interesting history, and a good solid performance by Scott Holst was enough to keep me engaged.

    A note to my Audible friends: it's too bad visuals can't be included with audio!! Just in case you doubt Honest Abe, or the veracity of Mr Grahame-Smith...do yourself a favor and go to Amazon.com and look at the photographs that are included in the printed book!!! Ewww-Ahhh-Haaaa!

    16 of 20 people found this review helpful
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    Lorna 12-05-12
    Lorna 12-05-12 Member Since 2012
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    "Great Story Great Performance"
    Any additional comments?

    The perfect mix of fact and fiction. Really good and entertaining story. If you are looking for a good audiobook to capture your imagination and take you too an old world with a new twist look no further. I also found the narrator very good and enjoyable to listen to.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    S. Cushing Maryland, USA 11-15-12
    S. Cushing Maryland, USA 11-15-12 Member Since 2012

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    "I never thought I'd love this so much..."

    I absolutely loved this book. Who would have ever thought the historical truths of Abraham Lincoln and a rip-roaring vampire hunting adventure would go together so well. It's not written tongue-in-cheek at all even though the concept is so crazy. The serious nature of the writing, mimicking a historical biography in tone, manages to suspend your disbelief even as vampires are axed and slaves are drained of blood. Even with all the crazy stuff, the history is quite genuine which makes me feel like I'm learning something real about one of America's greatest presidents even as I thrill with the vampire hunting episodes.Grahame-Smith weaves the two together so that one minute you're hearing about Lincoln's debates with Stephen Douglas and the next minute Lincoln is off hunting another blood-sucker in the night.

    The narration was pretty good but it didn't stand out as strongly as the story. The narrator does manage to give Lincoln the kind of speech you'd expect from him even though the book isn't written with archaic language. After finishing this book I was simultaneously excited to listen to another Grahame-Smith book, find a "real" biography of Lincoln, and see the movie version!

    What to complain about? Well, if you don't like vampire stories or horror then you shouldn't try this one. If you can't wrap your brain around the concept of re-imagining a historic figure like this, then you'll probably never suspend your disbelief and you'll hate it. If you only read non-fiction, you may be offended by such a fanciful take. However, if you can enjoy serious history as well as not-so-serious fantasy, this mishmash of styles might be right up your alley. It certainly was for me.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Kevin 06-27-12
    Kevin 06-27-12 Member Since 2010

    Husband, Dad, Principal, Adjunct prof, RC Deacon, radio co-host, story teller, NYer, walker, & occasional sipper of fine whisk(e)y,

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    "What do you mean this is fiction!?!?!?!"
    What made the experience of listening to Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter the most enjoyable?

    It was written in such a style that I bought the conceit: hook, line, & sinker!


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Lincoln of course! Honest Abe took no prisoners.


    Any additional comments?

    What a great listen! Get it BEFORE you see the movie!

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Seth F. 06-15-12
    Seth F. 06-15-12 Member Since 2009
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    "Unusually, a clever concept that is ALSO well exec"
    Would you listen to Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter again? Why?

    I would listen again. The story is compelling, and the central metaphor (vampirism=slavery) is well structured. The characters are engaging, but this book does not pretend to be anything but what it was intended to be: a lot of fun.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter?

    His meetings with Edgar Allen Poe were a delightful element.


    Have you listened to any of Scott Holst???s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    I am not overly familiar with the narrator.


    If you could take any character from Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter out to dinner, who would it be and why?

    Edgar Allen Poe. I just imagine that, as long as you could pay the bar tab, that man would tell some durn cool stories.


    Any additional comments?

    Listen/read the book before the movie spoils it for you!

    5 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    PeterN Sheherdstown, WV, United States 01-19-14
    PeterN Sheherdstown, WV, United States 01-19-14 Member Since 2012
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    "A fantastic mixture of history and fiction"
    What did you love best about Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter?

    The well thought through mixture of real facts and fantasy


    Have you listened to any of Scott Holst’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    Haven't listened to any of his previous performances, but i liked this one a lot, really brought the story to life.


    Who was the most memorable character of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and why?

    Henry Sturges, the vampire, a dark character, but yet many times showing interesting views on life and world around.


    Any additional comments?

    To start with, i really liked the premise of a vampire story based around an actual historic person. The story didn't fail to entertain throughout, in many ways far super-seeding the expectations.
    Ans the performance of narrator just helped further to suck you in this story and never wanting to stop listening.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Aurora Leos Orange County, CA USA 05-27-13
    Aurora Leos Orange County, CA USA 05-27-13

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    "Wow! Amazing story! Can't wait to see the movie!"

    One of the best historical/gothic/horror novels ever written! FIVE STARS for Seth Grahame-Smith! OMG! I couldn't stop listening! And the narration by Scott Holst was a perfect match for this book! ~ A promise: it'll change your thoughts of Lincoln forever!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Michael New Orleans, LA 10-21-12
    Michael New Orleans, LA 10-21-12 Member Since 2014
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    "One History Cocktail With A Horror Chaser, Please!"

    OK, this is all about FUN. Pure and simple. Almost everyone has seen the movie tie-in trailers. Honest Abe fights off the vampire nation, with a little help from a "friend."

    This is basically an historic backdrop for a horror story, and it works well. Keep in mind that this is MUCH better than the dismal failure of the movie. This begins modern day, and quickly thrusts us into dark chaos. This writing is almost classic in style, and feels like an honest attempt to bring the reader/listener into this world fully. The effort works well, and the author's take on vampires is strong and well thought out. These vampires are NOT Twilight vampires full of angst and depression. These vampires have an black agenda, broad is scope and drenched in blood. Lincoln's early "life" and circumstances mold him to become the one person who can make a difference in this hidden nightmarish war of blood, as well as the horrific Civil War, also awash in the blood of men. His decisions and actions will dramatically affect both. An interesting plot and worthy writing.

    As to narration, the writing feels classic in tone, and Holst does that tone justice. It works.

    If you're yearning for an historic Lincoln, go see Spielberg's epic of the same name. You can stand up in the theatre, beat your chest, and have long diatribes and stirring debates over coffee at the nearest Starbucks.

    However, if you want an intriguing horror story wrapped within engaging writing, belly up to the bar, and order one history cocktail with a horror chaser!

    Bottoms up!

    5 of 7 people found this review helpful

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