• A Total Waste of Makeup

  • Charlize Edwards, Book 1
  • By: Kim Gruenenfelder
  • Narrated by: Allyson Ryan
  • Length: 9 hrs and 59 mins
  • 4.1 out of 5 stars (65 ratings)

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A Total Waste of Makeup

By: Kim Gruenenfelder
Narrated by: Allyson Ryan
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Publisher's summary

Charlize "Charlie" Edwards certainly knows, in theory, what it takes to lead a successful and happy life. She owns a nice house in Silverlake, the trendiest neighborhood in L.A. She has glamorous and loyal friends who accompany her to the hottest clubs in town. And she works as the personal assistant to Drew Stanton, Hollywood's sexiest movie star. But she's also turning 30, chronically single, and faced with serving as maid of honor at her younger sister's wedding. Charlie finds herself struggling to juggle the chaos of wedding planning (while wondering if she'll ever wear the white dress herself), her all-consuming job for lunatic boss Stanton, and a serious crush on Jordan, a photographer on the set of Drew's latest feature - a man who might actually return her feelings.

©2006 Kim Gruenenfelder (P)2013 Tantor

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Great read all the way through

Would you consider the audio edition of A Total Waste of Makeup to be better than the print version?

yes it felt like you was getting it from someone else's point of view and how they see it and i just love how they brought life to each character no two characters where the same and Allyson Ryan performance was perfect through out the whole book

Which character – as performed by Allyson Ryan – was your favorite?

Drew I felt like I could really get to know him although he was unpredictable I feel his energy and personality just brought life to this story and made me wish I got to know more of him

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This book was very great it was just one of those books that I could not put down. I've finished in two days and I love every minute of it I think ima listen to it again and again and again and again

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Humorous, well-written, superb performance

Summary: Humorous, well-written, excellent performance, no explicit bedroom scenes, close to 5 stars but story-line was slow

Humorous with sarcastic overtones, the protagonist is caught up in the materialistic, crazy world of Hollywood and the situations of her neurotic family. She suffers a mid-life crisis when she turns 30, which gets a bit tiresome toward the ending of the book when her outlook begins to feel high school-like. At times, the protagonist's preoccupation with marriage seemed more appropriate for a historical novel.

This book is not about the plot, it's about cynicism, sarcasm, humorous circumstances, and a little romance. Even so, toward the end of the book, I got impatient for the story to move along a little faster.

Readers who enjoy their romance stories without explicit bedroom scenes will enjoy Gruenenfelder's avoidance of anything along those lines, although there is plenty of sexual overtones.

Overall, entertaining, competent writing, excellent performance - really excellent, definitely worth the credit.

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Very fun story, likable main character

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I really enjoyed this book. Charlie is a likable character and you really want things to work out for her. I really hope that Audible gets Book 2 soon!

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Laugh out loud funny!

This is the third book I’ve read by the author. This did not let me down. Looking forward to the next one.

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My favorite book.

Hilarious and relatable. My level of sarcasm and cynicism is hard to find and im blessed to have found this book. I collect and love KG's other books but this was my first love lol I've read it probably 10 times over the past decade. It's like rewatching a favorite movie... I keep it handy for when I want to pop it open and read a chapter or so to laugh and take my mind to a reality I feel comfortable in. It makes me feel like I have a friend talking to me; and we just get how serious yet silly and annoying yet fantastic everything is. <3

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highly enjoy!

reminds me of sex and the city. such a great chick flick book! recommend for any gal

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This is great.

This book is great I loved the story telling the nuggets of advise and the fairly accurate portrayal of Los Angeles life, but the author has a sequel to this book- where is the sequel?

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Returning the book

It's a bit of a shot at 20 something live style with a cheap love story hook missing an ending.

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