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- Big D
- 11-29-22
good stuff. honest.
Great narration for a funny ass story. Awesome interpretation/ performance. Highly recommend this to kids and adults alike 😂. Let them kids know how we really feel.
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- Kat
- 11-04-20
F—k, now I’ve got to get the other books!
I thought that this book was super cute! (For adults, of course) it was so silly and funny, that now I have just GOT to go and get all of the books written and performed by these talented men!
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- Green Huntress
- 03-11-22
I loved it,
Twas wonderful and funny it is truly a good read. I highly recommend it to parents who just had their second child.
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- Nicholas
- 01-02-20
Another great story
All 3 of the books in this series are amazing. Keep them coming. love the narrator choices
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- Roberto Rivera Trainee
- 05-06-21
Great title
Easy to read, simply amazing. Hilarious, recommended. Great voice , story, in general great narration.
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- KyouyasKritters
- 04-08-21
terrible choice of narrator
The author is good, but the narrator made it sound sad and cynical instead of ironic and funny. Not nearly as good as go the f--k to sleep narrated by Samuel L Jackson.
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- vic
- 07-04-23
Waste of a credit
Wasn’t worth the credit or 5 minutes spent on it. I would compare it to a lecture from a parent who regrets their children, and I can’t relate to that.
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- Amazon Customer
- 01-17-22
meh
love Larry David but should be clearly marked as 1 credit for a short poem. Feel cheated
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- BRENDA
- 02-23-21
Not at all
Hate it. Not in the least bit funny or entertaining. This one has to go back.
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