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Pandora's Box: Romance For Men | [Jack Icefloe Jackson]

Pandora's Box: Romance For Men

Realizing that the end-of-the-world can only be averted by Icefloe's superior sexual prowess, President Obama calls on him to use his penis to save us all. This carnal mission will take Icefloe from The Hot Nuns of Assisi (hidden beneath the Vatican by the Pope) to The Nazi Babes of the SS in their terrible lair on Fuhrer Island. Sick, twisted, and profane, Jack Icefloe Jackson is America's newest hero, and Romance for Men: Pandora's Box is its most hilarious new book!
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Publisher's Summary

HOLLYWOOD IS RAVING ABOUT ROMANCE FOR MEN!!

See why DENIS LEARY, ROBIN WILLIAMS, WILL ARNETT, SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR, HOWIE MANDEL, DAVID SPADE, BRAD GARRETT, DAMON WAYANS and many more have fallen in love with America’s hilarious, twisted new hero: Jack Icefloe Jackson!

DENIS LEARY: “Disgusting, profane, rabid and totally unnecessary. Which is also why I LAUGHED MY A** OFF.”

ROBIN WILLIAMS: “WILDLY FUNNY, twisted, sick, and every short, fat bald guy’s wet dream.”

HOWIE MANDEL: “This is HYSTERICAL! It’s Fifty Shades of Funny!”

DAVID SPADE: “HILARIOUS… I’m LAUGHING OUT LOUD AT TACO BELL.”

DAMON WAYANS: “It’s FART-OUT-LOUD FUNNY!”

MITCH HURWITZ (creator, ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT): “A TRIUMPH!”

BRAD GARRETT: “HYSTERICAL! And potentially the END OF CIVILIZATION…”

SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR: “It’s one of the FUNNIEST THINGS I’VE EVER READ!”

Jack Icefloe Jackson is short, fat, bald and has a 6-inch penis -- although he only uses the first 4 because the 5th would kill a broad and the 6th would open up a rip in the fabric of time. His pleasant days in the Alaskan wilderness dynamite hunting for moose and bear are cut short when Earth is faced with an extinction-level threat.

Realizing that the end-of-the-world can only be averted by Icefloe's superior sexual prowess, President Obama calls on him to use his penis to save us all. This carnal mission will take Icefloe from The Hot Nuns of Assisi (hidden beneath the Vatican by the Pope) to The Nazi Babes of the SS in their terrible lair on Fuhrer Island...

Sick, twisted, and profane, Jack Icefloe Jackson is America’s newest hero, and ROMANCE FOR MEN: Pandora’s Box is its most hilarious new book!

©2014 Dean Lorey (P)2014 Dean Lorey

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    "What A Nice Change of Pace?"

    After dozens of business books, it was a nice break to stroke into the wet story of Jack Icefloe Jackson for a while. Jack Icefloe Jackson IS the superhero for short (six inches but he only uses four… not) fat guys everywhere. LOL Seriously, the author did a great job in blending comedy with a story designed for the ordinary. This book IS NOT for the uptight or easily offended reader. Be warned, the book is downright filthy, offensive and puts a new spin on stereotypes that would make a trucker blush. For us regular folk, that’s music to our ears and I found the book a very entertaining.

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