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In Bed with Susie Bright 498: How to Steal an $800 Vagina
- Narrated by: Susie Bright
- Length: 29 mins
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There seems to be some sex trouble lurking in a small town in Ohio. A local Adult Mart has had yet another customer crash a vehicle into the store - that's right, this has happened more than once! Bad driving isn't the problem; it seems this is a way to break in and steal some really good sex toys. The latest sex-crazed bandit took a life-like masturbator complete with female genitalia, legs, and buttocks. When the police caught up with the perpetrator, the $800 doll was nowhere in sight. Susie notes that in this town, the population of real women is zero.
Next, Susie looks at troubling legal story involving child pornography. But this story has a strange twist. It's not about a case where children were abused; it involves two teenage girls of legal age. The problems arose not because they had consensual sex with an adult; it was that they shared sexually provocative photos and a video. Susie looks at the federal case and sees that many of the legal restrictions don't add up to justice for these teens.
Then in our "Try This at Home" mailbag, Susie has a letter asking for advice about a sexual fantasy involving defecation: "My partner wants to have a 'golden shower', and maybe more. Why is he interested in this?"
Have a question? You can call Susie's hotline at 831-480-5110. And you can send your confidential questions - plus requests for free samples and blog banners! - to susie@susiebright.com. [Episode 498, October 21, 2011]
Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program.
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