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Hucow the Moo Cow Audiobook

Hucow the Moo Cow

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Publisher's Summary

Jack was in a bit of a pickle. His best dairy cow, Bessie, has gone missing and he's got a milk route to complete. It isn't until explaining to his expressing wife that he hits on the idea: he can use her to replace the cow!

Come along on this wacky adventure and find out what happens when Jack's wife becomes a Hucow for the first time. This story will moove you!

©2014, 2015 Nikita Storm (P)2016 Nikita Storm

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    Kai 10-01-16
    Kai 10-01-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Horrible narration quality"

    Sounds like it was recorded in a bathroom under water.😑 audible needs better quality control

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    Amazon Customer 04-11-16
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    Would you listen to Hucow the Moo Cow again? Why?

    I listen to this and other stories from this author all the time and I have no pretensions about what I'm getting. I saw a review from another user on Amazon who complained that there was "too much moo-ing" and another that didn't like the plot holes.
    So let me clear this up for anyone who needs a little more literary merit to their hucow erotica: this isn't winning a Nobel price in literature any time soon. This is short, sweet and dirty hucow erotica. If you like 'em dripping with milk and moo-ing their way to climax you've found yourself the right author and narrator combo and the good news is there are three other books by these two.
    Know what you're getting, and get exactly what you want. No reason to be stuck up about it, or ashamed either.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Hucow the Moo Cow?

    There is a *very* specific moaning sequence around the fifteen minute mark that will have you reconsidering your thoughts on visual porn experiences.


    What does Peter Stewart bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Remember that moan sequence I just mentioned? I'm pretty sure this guy went to the Sasha Grey school of back arching spine tingling moan making. If you're an audiophile, stick with this narrator.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    I found myself wanting more than one sitting of this title.


    Any additional comments?

    Some say you have to be pretty into Hucow to enjoy Bessie's work. I disagree. I think even those who are new to the fetish or have no particular affiliation with it whatsoever can enjoy this title, and may find themselves exploring more by this author. Who knows, maybe this book will help you learn something about yourself. And at the price, it's defiantly worth a look.

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    Thomas Mueller 03-19-16
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    Where does Hucow the Moo Cow rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    I don't think I would list them over all of the audiobooks I've listened to. If I were to narrow the list to only those that are in the erotica and romance short narratives I'd put it very high. I'd say it would at least be second on the list, possibly a contender for top. It's hard to say.


    What did you like best about this story?

    I enjoyed the tension of the narrative and the variety of voice talent present. It brought an added depth. The story was simple and an easy listen.


    What about Peter Stewart’s performance did you like?

    The voice actors talent was fantastic. They really brought life to the characters and it felt as if there was a bit more depth to them than the short narrative established.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    Yes.


    Any additional comments?

    This audiobook is a great add to that section of your audiobook list. I thought it was a really good purchase and make a 20-30 minute car ride in the morning way less boring. Almost don't even need to bring my coffee in the morning. Lol

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