I am going to get laid tonight, even if it takes going out of this world to do so.... Tonight is the night of my 22nd birthday, and I am not in a cheerful mood. I'm depressed because, after having so long ago entered sexual maturity, I have yet to lose my virginity. I'm not an unattractive girl by any means, but my shy, often prudish-seeming nature has made it next to impossible for me to get screwed, despite several promising, but failed efforts over the years. I come home from the bar that evening, depressed after chickening my way out of a good number of potential affairs. And that's when I open up my mailbox, and find myself presented with a most unusual birthday card.... Printed in the center of it is a single black arrow, pointing upward, and the instant my eyes follow its direction to the sky, I'm blinded by an intense white light, and the entire world disappears below me. I'm about to find out, then, that I've been the object of a sexy green alien's fascination for quite some time now, and his efforts at probing me might just bring about the solution for my long unsheddable virginity....
An alien standalone romance with a happy ending from published author R.P. James. Thank you for outright purchasing or borrowing my book. As a reward for your patronage, I am including a free full-length romance book at the end of this novel. Enjoy!
Warning: This audiobook contains lots of HOT sex, drama, and adult language. If this is not the kind of stuff you like to listen to, then start now and see what you have been missing. Enjoy!
©2015 R.P. James (P)2015 R.P. James
I admit I was definitely into the plot of the book,but that's all it had going for it! The first 45 minutes is the main character describing how gorgeous she thinks she is! No wonder she can't get laid she's in love with herself. She kept calling her vagina a "gash"! I really wanted to like this book!
The story was funny. The sex scene is hilarious.
The narrator wasn't bad. She spoke clearly and well.
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i love this authors books. definitely different but interesting
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