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Michael Arnzen
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Michael Arnzen
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Winner of the Bram Stoker Award for Superior Achievement in a Poetry Collection!
Narrated by the author, Michael A. Arnzen
"Come one, come all. See the Amazing Pin Cushion, a prodigy of a piercings and pain.... Watch in amazement as 'Calimari-faced kids play tag in the carnival parking lot'…. Grimace as 'Inky the Hemophiliac Clown picks a scab above his lips….'"
Enter, if you dare, into the audio of Michael Arnzen's wickedly fun surrealist sideshow: Freakcidents. Thirty disturbing poems of mutancy by Michael A. Arnzen. Read with gusto by this multiple award-winning author.
©2016 Michael A. Arnzen (P)2016 Michael A. ArnzenListeners also enjoyed...
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