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Zombie Spaceship Wasteland Audiobook

Zombie Spaceship Wasteland: A Book by Patton Oswalt

Oswalt combines memoir with uproarious humor, from snow forts to Dungeons & Dragons to gifts from Grandma that had to be explained. He remem­bers his teen summers spent working in a movie Cineplex and his early years doing stand-up. Readers are also treated to several graphic elements, includ­ing a vampire tale for the rest of us and some greeting cards with a special touch.
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Publisher's Summary

Prepare yourself for a journey through the world of Patton Oswalt, one of the most creative, insightful, and hysterical voices on the entertain­ment scene today. Widely known for his roles in the films Big Fan and Ratatouille, as well as the television hit The King of Queens, Patton Oswalt—a staple of Comedy Central—has been amusing audiences for decades. Now, with Zombie Spaceship Wasteland, he offers a fascinating look into his most unusual, and lovable, mindscape.

Oswalt combines memoir with uproarious humor, from snow forts to Dungeons & Dragons to gifts from Grandma that had to be explained. He remem­bers his teen summers spent working in a movie Cineplex and his early years doing stand-up. Readers are also treated to several graphic elements, includ­ing a vampire tale for the rest of us and some greeting cards with a special touch. Then there’s the book’s centerpiece, which posits that before all young creative minds have anything to write about, they will home in on one of three story lines: zom­bies, spaceships, or wastelands.

Oswalt chose wastelands, and ever since he has been mining our society’s wasteland for perversion and excess, pop culture and fatty foods, indie rock and single-malt scotch. Zombie Spaceship Wasteland is an inventive account of the evolution of Patton Oswalt’s wildly insightful worldview, sure to indulge his legion of fans and lure many new admirers to his very entertaining “wasteland.”

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What the Critics Say

"Patton Oswalt is a brilliant rarity; a relentlessly creative and original comic who is also a superb writer. If you don’t buy this book you are a fool and I will, I swear, fight you.” (Conan O’Brien)

Fans of Patton Oswalt’s standup comedy have always known he was a born writer at heart, and now here’s the proof. This is a surprisingly affecting, sincere and daresay vulnerable collection of essays, all keenly observed, always very funny.” (Dave Eggers)

“Perfect—I can describe Patton’s book the same way I describe his stand up—brilliant and prolific, I am slackjawed, amazed, and left feeling both inspired and fraudulent.” (Sarah Silverman)

“Patton Oswalt is among the funniest on-stage talking humans I am aware of, so it annoys me deeply that he is also an incredibly talented writer. It annoys me, but it does not surprise me. Every sentence in this book is funny (except for the sad ones), but it also brims with Oswalt-ian smarts and surprising poignancy.” (John Hodgman)

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    "First audio book from Audible I didn't finish"
    What disappointed you about Zombie Spaceship Wasteland?

    Narration is terrible as far as loudness or volume. I listen to books on car road trips and this one required constant fiddling with the volume. Too soft, too loud.
    If I had become interested in the story, maybe I would have continued to fiddle, but as the story seems geared to the music group REM's fans, and them alone, I couldn't be bothered.


    Would you ever listen to anything by Patton Oswalt again?

    no


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    Marci 02-05-12
    Marci 02-05-12

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    "that was...weird!"
    What made the experience of listening to Zombie Spaceship Wasteland the most enjoyable?

    Patton's voice rocks and his storytelling ability is such that even a lame story SOUNDS interesting enough to keep listening and remember.


    Would you be willing to try another book from Patton Oswalt? Why or why not?

    possibly. this memior hodgepodge thing was definitely... weird.


    Which character – as performed by Patton Oswalt – was your favorite?

    Descriptions of childhood and early performance experiences were my favorite. He was so normal and down to earth, I could relate.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    no, not really. It was nice listening a little at a time as I took walks with my dog.


    Any additional comments?

    now I know how to play D and D. Thanks, Patton.

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    todd orange, ca, United States 01-16-12
    todd orange, ca, United States 01-16-12
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    "What did I just read?"

    I bought this because I am a big fan of Patton Oswalt. I was expecting something completely different. This read was all over the map and the humorous parts were entertaining, unfortunately there were not enough of them to keep me interested. This is the first Audio book I had to shut off mid way through.
    I then went and watched one of his stand up specials, and he redeemed himself!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Jarrod OVERLAND PARK, KS, United States 12-05-11
    Jarrod OVERLAND PARK, KS, United States 12-05-11 Member Since 2016
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    "Very good but not great"
    If you could sum up Zombie Spaceship Wasteland in three words, what would they be?

    I'm a big Patton Oswalt fan. If you enjoy Patton's comedy than you will like this book. If you are not a Patton Oswalt fan than you may find it a bit dry at times.


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    Robert Surrey, BC, Canada 10-21-11
    Robert Surrey, BC, Canada 10-21-11 Member Since 2011
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    "Not that spectacular . . ."

    I am a big fan of Patton Oswalt's stand up comedy and work. But this audiobook fails as a comedy album (I only laughed a couple of times) a biography (it has some interesting ancedotes but nothing really enthralling) or a collection of cultural observations (I would recommend Chuck Klosterman for that). But it is a rather cheap buy and would be good for a short road trip where you want something light that would not distract you from the driving or for HUGE Patton Oswalt fans.

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    Austin Denver, CO, United States 07-11-11
    Austin Denver, CO, United States 07-11-11
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    "Hilarious, inspired and profoundly simple"

    I am a young actor and comedian, and so much of what Patton speaks to strikes a deeper chord with the artistic community. If you are a comedian, listen to this book, and realize that what we are doing is difficult, and that to get to the best of that, you have to find the humor in your life and hammer it out past the bad stuff.

    Hilarious.

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    Rachel 03-31-11
    Rachel 03-31-11
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    "Meh"

    I love Patton Oswalt generally, but this was terrible. It seemed to be mostly stream of consciousness writing with LOTS of obscure references to things in the 80's that I was too young to remember. If you're nostalgic for that time, however, some of this may appeal to you.

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    Baron BELLEVUE, WA, United States 12-20-11
    Baron BELLEVUE, WA, United States 12-20-11 Member Since 2015
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    "Much less than I expected."

    I enjoy Patton Oswalt as an actor and given other reviews hoped his book would reflect a level of thoughtfulness. It was not to be.

    The essays I was able to finish include (among others) faux (I hope) comments on a faux (I hope) typically Hollywood gross-out comedy script, and an ode to a Dungeons and Dragons character. In a word: puerile.

    About a third of the way through I realized that I didn't have to put myself through listening to the rest even if I did pay for it.

    Patton in the book reminded me of the characters in the movie "Sideways," who I regard as sociopaths and infantalized adults. This smirky, antisocial hipness is supposed to winked at, as we are all in on the joke. Not me.

    If you liked the characters in "Sideways" you may well find this book to be a work of genius. And there may well be something worthwhile later on, but I couldn't wait for it.



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    Martin 02-01-11
    Martin 02-01-11
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    "Love Patton, Hate the "Book""

    I really love Patton Oswalt's comedy. He is amazing. This "book" is not amazing. I have a hard time calling it a book. There are a couple of funny stories and a lot of other stuff that I don't know what to call.

    AVOID THIS BOOK!

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    Michael Lynn, MA, United States 01-27-11
    Michael Lynn, MA, United States 01-27-11
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    "Enjoyable and holds a really profound concept..."

    Lite-Spoiler (you are warned) - I really enjoyed this performance. It was playful and funny. He does a great job of letting you figure out parts of the story on your own. Also near then end when he comes to his conclusion over the coke head club owner, I found that truly profound. I really don't want to ruin it with saying what it is, but seriously it is truly a pearl of wisdom and I really mean that.

    On the down side, the REM quotes early on are really over used and distract from the book. I was REALLY concerned they would run throughout the book, but I am glad it was only in the beginning.

    1 of 4 people found this review helpful

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