• We Are Never Meeting in Real Life

  • Essays
  • By: Samantha Irby
  • Narrated by: Samantha Irby
  • Length: 9 hrs and 17 mins
  • 4.4 out of 5 stars (2,054 ratings)

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We Are Never Meeting in Real Life

By: Samantha Irby
Narrated by: Samantha Irby
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Publisher's summary

A New York Times Best Seller

This essay collection from the “bitches gotta eat” blogger, writer on Hulu’s Shrill, and “one of our country’s most fierce and foulmouthed authors” (Amber Tamblyn, Vulture) is sure to make you alternately cackle with glee and cry real tears.

Whether Samantha Irby is talking about how her difficult childhood has led to a problem in making “adult” budgets; explaining why she should be the new Bachelorette (she’s “35-ish, but could easily pass for 60-something”); detailing a disastrous pilgrimage-slash-romantic-vacation to Nashville to scatter her estranged father’s ashes; sharing awkward sexual encounters; or dispensing advice on how to navigate friendships with former drinking buddies who are now suburban moms (hang in there for the Costco loot!); she’s as deft at poking fun at the ghosts of her past self as she is at capturing powerful emotional truths.

©2017 Samantha Irby (P)2017 Random House Audio

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Language!

Full of vulgarities common in the younger generations of today. Her story telling is great but I could not get past the frequent F-bombs. Didn't finish because of the language.

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Loved it!

This was my first time listening to Samantha Irby. I didn't know anything about her. I'm a senior citizen, white, straight and the author is not. Yet, her writing about her life brought me joy! I found this book to be humorous and relatable to the human experience, with some pet experience thrown in. Read it. She is hilarious.

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Oh yeah, go there!

saucy and sarcastic, too fun for words. It's easy to get on board with what she's putting down! A life worth sharing and a viewpoint that needs to be heard.

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I cackled to the high heavens!!!

This book is a joyous count of the ULTIMATE SINGLE GAL!!! I enjoyed it to the fullest... read it now, don’t wait! 💚

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Seriously Funny!

What did you love best about We Are Never Meeting in Real Life?

samantha irby's essays are so funny! Every one of them. Real life, real stuff funny.

What about Samantha Irby’s performance did you like?

Her authenticity.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

I was entertained with every essay. I am always on the lookout for humor and samantha irby delivers. She is funny!

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Hysterical!!

This books brought me to fits of hysteria and tears of laughter!! Loved it!! Loved Ms Irby’s narration! So sad it’s over.

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Hilarious content & great performance

The author is incredibly funny and a master at deadpan comedy delivery. I loved this!

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You’re not listening to an audio book you’re on the phone with your bestie.

So, this audio book is amazing. I felt like I was listening to my roommate from school tell me tales of her dating life. If you up the speed to up an extra notch, Irby sounds more like she’s chatting with you.

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Hilarious Once you Get Into It a Bit

Was a little slow to catch my interest in the beginning but I kept listening and then couldn't stop. Hilarious and many times relatable.

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Author's Narration Really Elevates This Book!

I bought this book after seeing a friend had read and liked it on Goodreads. I didn't know anything about Samantha Irby and I rarely read essays.

tldr; This book was great. Probably better for you if you don't mind narsty talk and have struggled with a mental health issue at some point in life.

Pros:

- Samantha did a great job narrating. I think her humor and openness might have come across differently to me if I hadn't heard her tone of voice.

- This book made me feel things. Better about some rough times in my life. Made my heart hurt something fierce. Made me genuinely happy. Kinda grossed me out.

- Samantha touches on some topics that aren't covered often. Being in a relationship that isn't abusive but isn't not - and the powerlessness of it when you're young and haven't fully accepted yourself - was one thing that I really connected to. But there was a lot in there.

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- I mean, I had to put headphones on a lot cause there's some narsty stuff in here.

- I didn't really 'get' a lot of the Helen Keller essay.

- I'm not sure if this book will be good for someone who hasn't struggled with mental health issues. I read a negative review by someone who said 'this lady describes herself as lazy so I couldn't like her'. I think that's fair, but that's not how it made me feel.

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