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The World's Greatest Idiot's Quotes Audiobook

The World's Greatest Idiot's Quotes: And Other Things Said by Some Stupid Ass Dummies

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Laugh out loud at the world's dumbest quotes. Hear about how:

  • Gay marriage is between a man and a woman
  • See how unfair life is for a pop star
  • Miss the importance of life by smoking
  • Autobiographies should be written from beyond the grave
  • Chicago is the 52nd state in the US
  • Chemistry teaches proper math
  • War is, in fact, a dangerous place
  • Poverty is an accomplishment to brag about
  • And, much more hilarity!

Everyone throughout the world has misspoken at some point in their lives and The World's Greatest Idiot's Quotes: And Other Things Said by Some Stupid Ass Dummies is an inside look at some of the dumb things people say. This book gives you some funny and memorable lines by some of the most famous athletes, celebrities, and politicians. The quotes are proof that fame and fortune comes with intense scrutiny on every word spoken, good or bad. Some things can be said and taken out of context, some thoughts aren't articulated very well and other lines are best left up to the imagination of the listener. Dorothy Bigguns provides laughter, inspiration, and motivation for anyone who has ever said anything asinine.

©2015 One Jacked Monkey, LLC (P)2016 One Jacked Monkey, LLC

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