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The Swoly Bible Audiobook

The Swoly Bible: The Bro Science Way of Life

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Publisher's Summary

From the muscle god who launched the YouTube channel Bro Science Life comes the only book that will teach you everything you need to know about getting swole.

For years bros, meatheads, and gym rats around the world have posed pressing questions: What can you bench? Can I skip leg day? What goes in this protein shake? And, importantly, do you even lift, bro? At long last, answers to these questions and more can be found in one handy volume - The Swoly Bible, written by the Internet's favorite gym expert/literary genius, Dom Mazzetti.

In it, Mazzetti lays out the truth about how to make gains in the gym and in your life, including:

  • How to get hyped for a lift
  • The true meaning of meal prep
  • How to eat chicken without wanting to kill yourself
  • The best tips for taking a postworkout selfie
  • How to get your girlfriend to start lifting
  • Why Crossfitters are the worst
  • And much more

Written in Dom's signature comedic voice, The Swoly Bible is the perfect gift for anyone in your #fitfam.

©2016 Dom Mazzetti (P)2016 Penguin Audio

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    Ella 03-03-17
    Ella 03-03-17 Member Since 2017
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    "good but heard it before"

    thank you Don for self narration. many laughs, but if you watch the YouTube channel you heard most the material already.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Gage 01-09-17
    Gage 01-09-17
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    best book I've come to know in my life, every man's book in my opinion, read it.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Jonah 12-21-16
    Jonah 12-21-16 Member Since 2016
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    "I'M BIGGER ALREADY!!"

    Dom is a comically douchey character off YouTube. Not to be confused with the many tragically douchey characters on YouTube. If you're like me and you think mostly in sarcastic insults and bodybuilding references this book is perfect for you.

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Ronnie Clark 04-28-17 Member Since 2017
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    "Best book I've ever read!"

    Makes me feel like I have a professional helping me out and it has great comedy throughout!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    jamal lewis 04-16-17
    jamal lewis 04-16-17 Member Since 2015
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    "yup!!"

    This s was a fun one! Get those gains bro! Don't quit being swole up!

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    yousef areigat 04-03-17 Member Since 2017
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    "One of my favorite books"

    It's a hilarious book especially if you're a fan of all the Brofessor YouTube videos. Mike Tornabene, aka Dom Mazzeti, is a genius. I would've never came up with half the things he said in this book. Some of material is recycled from the YouTube videos but it's so funny that I don't mind. It's also a huge plus that the audible is narrated by the man himself.
    Would usually listen to this at work and just catch myself cracking up at random times.
    Long story short this book is awesome. Actually going to buy the hard copy just to have it.

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    Christopher Bellar 04-03-17 Member Since 2016
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    "My biceps grew 10 inches just by listening"

    Welcome to church, aka the Swoley Bible. The only sins here are the sick gainz you'll receive by getting learned by the brofessor himself, Dom.

    If you are a fan of the youtube series, I highly recommend this audio book.

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    Amazon Customer 03-27-17 Member Since 2015
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    "best book ever"

    best book ever and the only one you ever need to listen to get your swole on #broscience

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    Mikko 03-22-17
    Mikko 03-22-17
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    "Unnecessary"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Yes, they need broscience


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Dom Mazzetti, because he is the OG Brofessor


    What about Dom Mazzetti’s performance did you like?

    His enthusiasm


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    When Dom told the story of him being small, it ripped at my heartstrings


    Any additional comments?

    You can listen to this or just watch Dom's YouTube videos, they are practically the same thing

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    Aaron 03-15-17
    Aaron 03-15-17 Member Since 2015
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    "Brotastic!"

    This is the best narrator in the game! Hand to Jesus, I put on 15 pounds just listening to this.

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    4/20/17
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    "Time flew by"

    This audiobook is very enjoyable, especially when you are listening to it at the gym!

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  • S. Dolphin
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    1/17/17
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    "Very funny"

    If you're into the gym lifestyle, I highly recommend this audio book. I found Dom's accent a little annoying at first, but it fits the style of the book perfectly.

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  • Joseph
    12/22/16
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    "awesome "

    Absolutely loved it! Great motivator. Mike aka dom is a great person, definitely would not have listened to this if it wasn't read by dom.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Bobby
    12/21/16
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    "Heard before but still good"

    If you have already watched his videos on YouTube then there is no point in buying as it is just all his videos put into a book with a few extra bits. However it is still very funny and if you haven't seen them I would recommend it

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful

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