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The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul Audiobook

The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

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Kate Schechter would like to know why everyone she meets knows her name - and why Thor, the Norse god of thunder, keeps showing up on her doorstep. It takes the sardonic genius of Dirk Gently, detective and refrigerator wrestler, to get to the bottom of it all. Was the passenger check-in desk at Heathrow's blasting through the roof really an Act of God? (And if so, which?) What's going on at Woodshead Hospital? And why is a severed head spinning on a turntable, its body sitting amiably nearby? Only the sleuthing of Dirk Gently can uncover these mysteries, and only the absurdist wit of Douglas Adams can recount them with such relentless humor.

Copyright ©1988 by Douglas Adams

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    Amazon Customer 05-11-03 Listener Since 2002

    zap64

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    "A lot of fun."

    This is a book that follows the style of The Hitchikers Guide but with a complete different subject. For insiders...I like "the battle around the lurking the frigde". If you like Douglas Adams style this will fit as well.

    11 of 14 people found this review helpful
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    01-06-04
    01-06-04 Member Since 2010
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    "Best yet"

    Funnier than Hitchhiker, just loved it even my 13 year old laughed out loud

    7 of 9 people found this review helpful
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    Janette Nederland, CO, United States 01-27-12
    Janette Nederland, CO, United States 01-27-12 Member Since 2016
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    "Douglas Adams - the best reader of his work"
    What made the experience of listening to The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul the most enjoyable?

    Douglas Adams excellent reading, his lively, fun interpretation of this bizarre and intriguing story.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul?

    When Kate Schechter is walking toward her apartment and each streetlight goes out as she proceeds along the road... the time when Thor wakes up glued to the floor of a warehouse... Dirk waking up in the morning.


    Which character – as performed by Douglas Adams – was your favorite?

    Dirk Gently is the best, but Kate runs a close second.


    Any additional comments?

    I really really wish that Audible would carry the rest of the Douglas Adams readings of his own work: the other Dirk Gently book, the entirely of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (five books) and Last Chance to See. I would buy them all, as would many of my friends. The CDs are getting hard to find.

    4 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Sean C. 02-06-15
    Sean C. 02-06-15
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    "One of my favorite books of all time"

    Douglas Adams puts a tremendous amount of heart into reading a very clever and hilarious book.

    6 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    TW Brown, Author, Editor, and Reviewer Estacada, Oregon 09-14-15 Member Since 2013

    Todd W. Brown

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    "It just missed for me."

    Maybe it is just me, but sometimes, when a person (or writer) becomes known for a certain thing, perhaps they overdo it. I loved Hitchhiker's Guide and the sequels. This is a case of just such a thing for me. While it was certainly more of the absurdity that you expect from Adams, it just seemed to be reaching too hard to accomplish what read so effortless in his other work. I am sure there will be plenty to disagree, but perhaps he was poking at himself when he talked about that best selling book that nobody actually reads.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Michelle 06-13-15
    Michelle 06-13-15 Member Since 2001
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    "Liked everything but....."
    Where does The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    Oh good...a cookie cutter review.
    I liked it...good story...terrible end however...it was so bad that I called Audible and asked if they'd check and make sure that it hadn't been cut off. Nope...that's how it ends.
    Wowser...I mean ol' Doug can write with the best of them...but he's no finisher!


    What other book might you compare The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul to and why?

    Samari by Clavel...because the lack of an ending left me wanting to go find him and beat him up!


    Which character – as performed by Douglas Adams – was your favorite?

    Douglas Adams reading was wonderful..as was most of the story...great character voices, but I have to ask...where's the last 5 minutes of the book Doug?


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yep, I had a 400 mile drive down the 395 in California and nothing to do but enjoy the fabulous scenery and this wonderful book...


    Any additional comments?

    I recommend this author without hesitation. I'm intrigued to listen to some more of his writing because it's so witty and imaginative...and I'm dying to know if all his endings are like the guy who's winning the race only to break a leg at the finish line and run off the track!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Will 06-09-15
    Will 06-09-15

    Wasb

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    "Well, it's Douglas Adams, so that's good."

    On balance, it was worth reading. Truthfully, after about a half an hour, I got pretty tired of Adams' wordplay. (Ironically,he criticized a fictional author for running on and that author's editors for failing to do their jobs. Then he committed the same sin and alas, so did his editors. Also, Adams made a fairly common mistake of misusing the word "fulsome". His editors failed to rescue him. ) Not long thereafter, the plot took off and thereafter, I enjoyed the book.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Buddy 05-19-15
    Buddy 05-19-15 Member Since 2016

    Wodehouse. Wells, Waugh, and Wilde. And that's just the letter W. Fiction or autobiography or essay, I just enjoy writing.

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    "A Splendid Sequel"
    Would you listen to The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul again? Why?

    Absolutely! The Wit and warmth make this a book I could listen to many times.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul?

    The waiter. Obscure but perfectly worded. I love Adam's restaurant satire.


    Have you listened to any of Douglas Adams’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    Yes, this would be my seventh. First one he read himself though. Not bad at all, but a bit of a poor recording as far as background noise is concerned.


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Peter 03-06-15
    Peter 03-06-15 Member Since 2016
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    "Douglas Adams does not disappoint"

    If you've read (or listened to) Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, you might have some idea what you're getting into, but dont start this audiobook unless you have time to finish it. Adams has a way of looking straight through the absurdity of the human condition and cracking a joke that reduces our greatest shortcomings to laughable proportions.

    "Rather than open the fridge door, she had thrown his food away. He looked round slowly at the grimy, squat, white monolith, and that was the exact moment at which he realised without a shadow of a doubt that his fridge had begun seriously to lurk."

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Chris 02-23-15
    Chris 02-23-15
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    "Delightful Story"
    What does Douglas Adams bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Douglas Adams is a first-rate narrator with great timing and an authors understanding of the material.


    Any additional comments?

    I've listened to this book many times over the years and still laugh out loud at Dirk, the absurd situations he gets into, and his interaction with the characters around him. Adams' characterizations of every day life (airports, cab drivers, waiters, etc.) are gems I cary with me every day and brighten the world outside his stories.

    We miss you very much Douglas

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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  • Dave
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    4/30/12
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    "How dissappointing..."

    I have long been a great fan of Douglas Adams. His style and sense of comedy being fantastically different to any other authors works that I have read.
    The stories or Dirk Gently take a little detour from the better known stories from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
    I have read the books and heard the radio plays etc... So when I had the chance to download and listen to the unabridged book read by the Author I leapt at it...
    My first impression was that I had downloaded the story using the wrong quality... Then I realised that the mistake was not mine, but that the recording itself sounded like it had been recorded from a cassette playing over some earphones into a microphone and extra emphasis placed on the sssssssss's and the recording made to sound as thin and ethereal as possible.
    I have other Audiobooks read by Adams and have been very pleased by the sound of the Authors voice bringing the story to life. Giving meaning to passages that other narators would miss, or fail to understand to the same extent.
    Adams was a genius and his stories are testament to that. The quality of this recording does not do justice to the Author though. I think that the original recording would have sounded far better since Adams himself was an Audiophile and would not have allowed a poor recording to go out with his name on it.
    In short, it sounds thin, reedy and excessively sibilant.
    Great story, Well read, Poorly recorded.

    19 of 19 people found this review helpful
  • Rachel
    Andover, United Kingdom
    11/15/12
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    "Simply brilliant"

    I'd forgotten how good Douglas Adams was until I listened to this, the second book featuring Dirk Gently and his Holistic Detective Agency. It's narrated by Douglas Adams, which means that all the subtlety and nuances are exactly how the author intended. The story itself is darkly funny and utterly surreal, and has some of the best comic lines I have heard in a long time. I don't want to give plot details away, but Dirk is a somewhat unusual private detective who believes in the interconnectedness of all things, and who practices an unusual form of navigation whereby he follows someone who looks like they know where they are going. Gods are involved, and so is crisp, freshly laundered linen. And an eagle.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
  • S. Bradley
    6/25/16
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    "A rare treasure."

    Long dark tea-time of the soul is the wildly wonderful sequel to Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. As well as being an exciting tale of belligerent eagles; forgotten gods; and neglected refrigerators this is also one of the increasingly difficult to find readings by the author himself. Nothing can compare to hearing Douglas Adams bring his characters to life. I only hope Audible can get their hands on his Hitchhiker's readings as well. If you are an Adams fan why are you still reading this? Buy this recording now!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Mr
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    "classic Douglas Adams"

    full of the wit and style I would expect from a Douglas Adams story, full of character and charm and plenty of cynicism

    decided to listen to one chapter,and just listened to the whole thing

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • M RUSHTON
    12/1/15
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    "Love Douglas Adams"
    What did you like most about The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul?

    So enjoyable to hear Douglas Adams reading his own work. No danger of the narrator misinterpreting the authors meaning.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul?

    I just love the idea that immortal MEANS immortal. All of humanity's "gods" are still out there - somewhere.


    What about Douglas Adams’s performance did you like?

    His own interpretation of the characters he created really brought them to life for me in a way reading it myself never did before.


    If you made a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    Dirk Gentley - Holistic detective to the gods.


    Any additional comments?

    Probably the least well known of Douglas Adams books but it still has the humour and out of the box thinking that makes people love Hitchhickers.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • gsw_cortexiphan
    10/16/15
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    "Don't let the audio quality put you off..."
    What did you like most about The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul?

    The humour and Adam's performance.


    Have you listened to any of Douglas Adams’s other performances? How does this one compare?

    Not yet, but this was great. He doesn't differentiate between character voices as well as other narrators, but this is a cracking book nonetheless.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes.


    Any additional comments?

    This was my first Adams – and I have to admit, when browsing the samples and hearing that crackly, scratchy audio I was put off – but don't be. After the first minute you don't even notice.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • sarah
    9/24/15
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    "hmm"

    really bad quality recording but you get used to it. There were too many characters to remember who they all were which slightly marred the ending for me. Not as good or anywhere near as funny as the first book but not a bad listen overall.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Harinarayan M
    3/20/16
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    "Douglas Adams always"

    I hope audible will come up with Douglas Adams narration of HHGTTG. Only he gets the correct timing for his comedy.

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful

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