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The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul Audiobook

The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

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Kate Schechter would like to know why everyone she meets knows her name - and why Thor, the Norse god of thunder, keeps showing up on her doorstep. It takes the sardonic genius of Dirk Gently, detective and refrigerator wrestler, to get to the bottom of it all. Was the passenger check-in desk at Heathrow's blasting through the roof really an Act of God? (And if so, which?) What's going on at Woodshead Hospital? And why is a severed head spinning on a turntable, its body sitting amiably nearby? Only the sleuthing of Dirk Gently can uncover these mysteries, and only the absurdist wit of Douglas Adams can recount them with such relentless humor.

Copyright ©1988 by Douglas Adams

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    Dubi New York, NY 06-06-15
    Dubi New York, NY 06-06-15

    People say I resemble my dog (and vice-versa). He can hear sounds I can't hear, but I'm the one who listens to audiobooks.

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    "Thank God for Douglas Adams"

    Well, Douglas Adams would never thank god for anything because he was "radical atheist" (to use his own description of himself). But his legion of fans need some way to show gratitude for his comedic talent and the many ways he was able to entertain us with it. So why not use a hackneyed phrase that Adams would happily skewer?

    In The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul, Adams takes on various topics about god -- and gods, the Norse pantheon figuring directly into his story, causing mischief out the boredom that necessarily ensues from being immortal (hence the title). Best of all is when he takes a common phrase like "act of god" and deconstructs it, hilariously -- the act of god in this story, ironically, proves to be the actual act of a god, annoyed at having to navigate an airport check-in counter

    This is why the audiobook was invented. This is the apex of audiobooks. Douglas Adams reading Douglas Adams. His particular turn of phrase would be funny no matter who read it, but to have him narrate it himself, in the dry style that matches his writing, knowing exactly how he meant it to sound -- priceless.

    Adams fans don't need to hear this -- they know it already. If you're not a fan (yet), you cannot of course go wrong by going straight to his best known work, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but you likewise cannot go wrong by choosing to listen to him read his own work in his two Dirk Gently books (this being the second in the series). So thanks to life, the universe, and everything that the long dark tea-time of our own souls can be ameliorated and augmented by Douglas Adams reading Douglas Adams.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    01-06-04
    01-06-04 Member Since 2010
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    "Best yet"

    Funnier than Hitchhiker, just loved it even my 13 year old laughed out loud

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    Janette Nederland, CO, United States 01-27-12
    Janette Nederland, CO, United States 01-27-12 Member Since 2016
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    "Douglas Adams - the best reader of his work"
    What made the experience of listening to The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul the most enjoyable?

    Douglas Adams excellent reading, his lively, fun interpretation of this bizarre and intriguing story.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul?

    When Kate Schechter is walking toward her apartment and each streetlight goes out as she proceeds along the road... the time when Thor wakes up glued to the floor of a warehouse... Dirk waking up in the morning.


    Which character – as performed by Douglas Adams – was your favorite?

    Dirk Gently is the best, but Kate runs a close second.


    Any additional comments?

    I really really wish that Audible would carry the rest of the Douglas Adams readings of his own work: the other Dirk Gently book, the entirely of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (five books) and Last Chance to See. I would buy them all, as would many of my friends. The CDs are getting hard to find.

    4 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Amazon Customer 05-11-03 Listener Since 2002

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    "A lot of fun."

    This is a book that follows the style of The Hitchikers Guide but with a complete different subject. For insiders...I like "the battle around the lurking the frigde". If you like Douglas Adams style this will fit as well.

    11 of 15 people found this review helpful
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    Sean C. 02-06-15
    Sean C. 02-06-15
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    "One of my favorite books of all time"

    Douglas Adams puts a tremendous amount of heart into reading a very clever and hilarious book.

    6 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    TW Brown, Author, Editor, and Reviewer Estacada, Oregon 09-14-15 Member Since 2013

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    "It just missed for me."

    Maybe it is just me, but sometimes, when a person (or writer) becomes known for a certain thing, perhaps they overdo it. I loved Hitchhiker's Guide and the sequels. This is a case of just such a thing for me. While it was certainly more of the absurdity that you expect from Adams, it just seemed to be reaching too hard to accomplish what read so effortless in his other work. I am sure there will be plenty to disagree, but perhaps he was poking at himself when he talked about that best selling book that nobody actually reads.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Michelle 06-13-15
    Michelle 06-13-15 Member Since 2001
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    "Liked everything but....."
    Where does The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    Oh good...a cookie cutter review.
    I liked it...good story...terrible end however...it was so bad that I called Audible and asked if they'd check and make sure that it hadn't been cut off. Nope...that's how it ends.
    Wowser...I mean ol' Doug can write with the best of them...but he's no finisher!


    What other book might you compare The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul to and why?

    Samari by Clavel...because the lack of an ending left me wanting to go find him and beat him up!


    Which character – as performed by Douglas Adams – was your favorite?

    Douglas Adams reading was wonderful..as was most of the story...great character voices, but I have to ask...where's the last 5 minutes of the book Doug?


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yep, I had a 400 mile drive down the 395 in California and nothing to do but enjoy the fabulous scenery and this wonderful book...


    Any additional comments?

    I recommend this author without hesitation. I'm intrigued to listen to some more of his writing because it's so witty and imaginative...and I'm dying to know if all his endings are like the guy who's winning the race only to break a leg at the finish line and run off the track!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Will 06-09-15
    Will 06-09-15

    Wasb

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    "Well, it's Douglas Adams, so that's good."

    On balance, it was worth reading. Truthfully, after about a half an hour, I got pretty tired of Adams' wordplay. (Ironically,he criticized a fictional author for running on and that author's editors for failing to do their jobs. Then he committed the same sin and alas, so did his editors. Also, Adams made a fairly common mistake of misusing the word "fulsome". His editors failed to rescue him. ) Not long thereafter, the plot took off and thereafter, I enjoyed the book.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Margaret SAN JOSE, CA, United States 05-31-15
    Margaret SAN JOSE, CA, United States 05-31-15 Member Since 2016
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    "Fast-paced and entertaining"

    If you have read Douglas Adams, all I can say is, here's some more. If you haven't read Douglas Adams, try this one. The story moves along briskly: most of it takes place during the course of one long and frantic day. Much of the humor in the book comes from Adams' use of language. I might reread it some time just to savor his clever metaphors. Author-narrated books are always a bit special.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Buddy 05-19-15
    Buddy 05-19-15 Member Since 2016

    Wodehouse. Wells, Waugh, and Wilde. And that's just the letter W. Fiction or autobiography or essay, I just enjoy writing.

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    "A Splendid Sequel"
    Would you listen to The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul again? Why?

    Absolutely! The Wit and warmth make this a book I could listen to many times.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul?

    The waiter. Obscure but perfectly worded. I love Adam's restaurant satire.


    Have you listened to any of Douglas Adams’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    Yes, this would be my seventh. First one he read himself though. Not bad at all, but a bit of a poor recording as far as background noise is concerned.


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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